Linda Haggar
Stand-Up / As Seen on TV
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Wasn't allowed a pic of a doctor's vagina - so here's Buddy Ebsen!
Female
32 years old
Melbourne, Aust., Victoria
Australia
Last Login: 11/25/2008
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Linda Haggar's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | I like talking. Thank you, goodbye. | | Website | Dont-Shit-Me.com | | Influences | Greg Fleet, Lewis Black, Noel Fielding, Dom Irrera, Anthony Morgan, Meshel Laurie, Sarah Silverman, Tony Martin, Simon Munnery, Daniel Kitson, Maria Bamford, Steve Coogan, Chris Morris, The Kransky Sisters, Lynda Gibson, A Fat Cunt Called Marina and tons and tons more - probl'y even you. | | TV Shows | Various | | Films | Various (shorts) | | Albums | Best of The Yarraville Brass Band |
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Linda Haggar's Interests
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| General | The war. Pony Club badges. Sand. Jade Hurley. Club feet. Administering date rape drugs to myself. Fake hair. Use-By dates. Hydrocephalus. | | Music | Gotye (my new musical love interest. thanks Lou MacG. for telling me about this brilliant little wonder-bucket!) Gotan Project, Stephane Pompougnac, The Avalanches, Air, Morg's band 'Los Capitanes', NIN, Nitin Sawhney, Daft Punk, Ganga Giri, Louise MacGregor & sixty magillion ga-jizzabytes of all the songs on my hard drive. | | Movies | The Royal Tanenbaums, Tampopo, A Mighty Wind, that Eternal Sunshine/Spotless Mind one (I forgot the proper title), Best In Show, that one where Eddie Murphy runs back and forth across the freeway and there's a dog in high heels (I forgot that title too) and fifteen more you're probably not interested in because you're interested in your own choices, you self-absorbed arse. Anything that involves your intense arse-pain. | | Television | Blankety Blanks because it's got both Ugly Dave Gray and Stuart Wagstaff in it so how can you go wrong, 'ey? Oh, and We Can Be Heroes, anything by Reeves and Mortimer, anything with Alan Partridge, anything by Chris Morris, Curb Your Enthusiasm, My Name Is Earl, The Micallef P(r)ogram(m)e, House, Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Strangers With Candy, Black Books, The Mighty Boosh, those mental Japanese torture challenge shows, lots more can't think of 'em. | | Books | MY TOP TEN of BEST-EVER READS:
1. My Dog Just Shot Me!
2. Laurel Got Too Fat For Elastics
3. The Slater & Gordon Happy Hour
4. Granny Dryden's Stink Pipe
5. Hola! It's Malcolm Tunney
6. Swollen
7. The Every Woman's War Guide
8. Dr. Venkel's Pony Tin
9. My Dutch Sparring Partner
10. The Harper's Porridge Machine Instruction Booklet | | Heroes | Jade Hurley of course! (UPDATE June '07: Okay, this is mental - I've actually been getting requests for fans of Jade Hurley to be added as friends. Um, hint for Jade Hurley fans: "FUCK OFF!" Too strong? Sorry. How 'bout "FUCK OFF AND GET LEUKEMIA OF THE EYEBALL!" Better? You're welcome.) |
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Melbourne Comics, Road Comics, Comedians of MySpace
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Linda Haggar's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Not Sure | | Hometown: | Melbourne | | Body type: | 7' 6" / Slim / Slender | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Undecided | | Education: | In college | | Occupation: | Serial War Bride |
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About me:
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I am a mammal. I'm roughly shoulder height. My friend Tim says I smell vaguely of walnuts.
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Who I'd like to meet:
The Baby Jesus' big brother, Ken.
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