When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. -Mae West



Energy makes people beautiful. You don't want to be close to someone who's dead and crapped out all the time, who's bitching that it's a lousy fucking world and 'Christ, my ulcers are killing me!' -Jack LaLanne



Pictures pass me in long review,--
Marching columns of dead events.
I was tender, and, often, true;
Ever a prey to coincidence.
Always knew I the consequence;
Always saw what the end would be.
We're as Nature has made us -- hence
I loved them until they loved me. -Dorothy Parker




"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents." -H. P. Lovecraft




Thinking that carbs make you fat is wrong. You're fat because you're not exercising. To simply blame a food type for being fat is bullshit. -Chris Carmichael