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General Info

  • Genre:

    Blue / Mainstream / As Seen on TV

  • TV Shows

    2002, 03, 04, 05 Comic View. (BET) 2002 Showtime @ the Apollo. (NBC) 2005 P Diddy’s Bad Boys of Comedy. (HBO) 2006 White Boys in the hood. (SHOWTIME) 2008 The Funny Spot. (TVone) 2008 Martin Lawrence presents 1st Amendment stand up. (STARZ) 2008 Comic View One Mic Stand. (BET) 2009 Martin Lawrence presents 1st Amendment stand up. (STARZ) 2010 Martin Lawrence presents 1st Amendment stand up. (STARZ) 2010 Russell Simmons presents Live @ the El Rey (COMEDY CENTRAL)

  • Website

    raylipowski.com

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About me:

GOD GOD GOD. I give all praise and glory to him and thank him for all he has allowed me and my family and the true friends he has put in my life. I start with saying I am a proud Dad of the two most BEAUTIFUL girls in the world. My babies are half white (ME), they better be mine half black my wife and they both have good hair. Yeah I said it!!! Lauren and Jana I love you so MUCH!!!! It's me Comedian Ray Lipowski. I live in Chicago and Los Angeles and also spend a lot of time in New York. You have seen me on COMIC VIEW 02, 03, 05, SHOWTIME @ the APOLLO 02, HBO'S P. DIDDY BAD BOYS of COMEDY 05 and SHOWTIME'S WHITE BOYS in the HOOD 06. The dvd for the BAD BOYS of COMEDY is out in stores now as is the dvd for WHITE BOYS in the HOOD. I also just taped a tv show for TVone called the FUNNY SPOT with Tony Rock. Martin Lawrence presents 1st AMENDMENT stand up for the STARZ network. Yeah I talked about Omarosa's dumb man face ass!!! Looking to make friends and network. Love making people laugh and putting a smile on peoples faces. I am often misunderstood and misconstrued. I am perceived as a dick and ignorant but I am the furthest from that. I am sarcastic and a smartass yes. I am blatantly honest to a fault at times. I dont like fake and phony people. Be honest with me and I will be honest with you. Respect me and I will respect you. Keep GOD first and you can't go wrong in anything you do. If GOD be for you then who can be against you? I end with saying. Lauren and Jana Lipowski my two DAUGHTERS I LOVE YOU TWO more then anything in this world!!! Live life to the fullest and dont cheat life because if you do life will cheat you!! Be yourself always and say what you mean. Those that matter dont mind and those that mind dont matter. Be positive in all you do and dont let anyone tell you you cant do something. FOLLOW your dream. It just might not be a dream but a reality. Positive things happen to positive people. Negative things happen to neagative people. REMEMBER that FOCKERS!!! The 80's rule from music to movies and television. Heck even sports. They talk about these NBA basketball players of today but they cant win the Gold and havent in how long now? Cuz they suck and dont know how to play as a team. Jordan, Bird and Magic would never lose a game to these dudes. Jordan would average 40 a game against these BUSTERS!!! Todays NBA ball player has no heart and they play no D!!! Its all about the money. Most people think I'm stuck up, mean and some what stand offish. I'm not at all. I'm outgoing and blatantly honest. I am a smartass but I mean no harm. I'm just a sarcastic dude. I speak my mind and tell the truth.

Who I'd like to meet:

GOD!!!! People interested in seeing my upcoming events and or gigs. People that love to laugh and people with a good spirit. Positive people and of course Elvis. You know he is still alive. (LOL)(JOKING People) ....
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey....
Name:Ray Lipowski....
Birthday:12/15/65....
Birthplace:Chicago (WESTSIDE)....
Current Location:S. Burbs Chicago and Torrance California....
Eye Color:GREEN....
Hair Color:BROWN....
Height:5'10....
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right but beat off with the left to keep biceps even.....
Your Heritage:Polish, Croation.....
The Shoes You Wore Today:Blue Cole Haan....
Your Weakness:Chocolate....
Your Fears:Not living up to being a great Dad....
Your Perfect Pizza:CHEESE from Pompei Bakery on Taylor....
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Get signed to a holding deal....
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:that LOL!!! bullshit....
Thoughts First Waking Up:where the fuck is my wife? this bitch never comes home....
Your Best Physical Feature:Eyes, Smile and I wear magnums ladies. I didnt say the magnums fit but I do the best I can.....
Your Bedtime:whenever....
Your Most Missed Memory:Growing up a kid in Cicero, Illinois and playing any sport everyday....
Pepsi or Coke:coke you make way more selling coke then a pepsi LOL....
MacDonalds or Burger King:Portillo's for my Chicago people....
Single or Group Dates:ORGY me and 6 chicks....
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Tea is f ing nasty....
Chocolate or Vanilla:Vanilla Ice Cream....
Cappuccino or Coffee:Neither....
Do you Smoke:NOPE does weed count?....
Do you Swear:Yeah and hate that I do but only swear on stage and don't know why....
Do you Sing:Hell no....
Do you Shower Daily:3 times minimum....
Have you Been in Love:Yep and it sucks and is overrated....
Do you want to go to College:NOPE pay back them student loans haha....
Do you want to get Married:Dont remind me I am for now....
Do you belive in yourself:Of course who else will if I don't?....
Do you think you are Attractive:Yeah....
Are you a Health Freak:Yes ....
Do you get along with your Parents:Yes I love my Mom, Pops is not here anymore....
Do you like Thunderstorms:Are you f ing nuts? yeah and I chase Tornado's....
Do you play an Instrument:No my wife plays the skin flute very well so i've been told....
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:yeah....
In the past month have you Smoked:no does weed count?....
In the past month have you been on Drugs:no weed is not a drug alcohol is....
In the past month have you gone on a Date:nice question trying to get me busted i'm married duh....
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:yep....
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:Yeah damn I'm a pig....
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:yes I have eaten sushi but not the food kind if you know what I mean....
In the past month have you been on Stage:yes....
In the past month have you been Dumped:come on now dumped? me? ....
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:no dont want to scare people with this massive snake....
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:no....
Ever been Drunk:yep....
Ever been called a Tease:too old for games....
Ever been Beaten up:nope....
Ever Shoplifted:&..39;>......
How do you want to Die:I'm not I'm living forever....
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:I dont know I'm grown now and still aint amounted to nothing....
What country would you most like to Visit:BRAZIL....
In a Boy/Girl......
Favourite Eye Color:Blue cuz I have green....
Favourite Hair Color:dont matter ....
Short or Long Hair:dont matter....
Height:5'0 to 5'10....
Weight:120 to 160 with some 36 d's....
Best Clothing Style:anything as long as she dont dress like a f ing dude. she cant wear f ing Jordans....
Number of Drugs I have taken:none....
Number of CDs I own:none some PRICK stole em....
Number of Piercings:None....
Number of Tattoos:None....
Number of things in my Past I Regret:TOO many to count my dad caught me jaggin off once. I don't regret jagin off I just regret not lockin the door and gettin caught....
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Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Chicago, Los Angeles
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 4' 6" / Some extra baggage
  • Ethnicity: Asian
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Education: Post grad
  • Occupation: Cow Tipper, Fly Swatter
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Interests

Schools

  • St Joseph High School

    • Westchester,Illinois
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Postdoctoral
    2009 to 2009

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