Jared
It's a fairly straightforward question... either your divorced, or your not.

Male
32 years old
Ann Arbor, MICHIGAN
United States



Last Login: 7/7/2009
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    Jared's Interests
Movies
Eyes Without A Face
Zodiac
Harold & Maude
Mulholland Dr.

Stop Making Sense
A Clockwork Orange
The Seventh Seal
Chinatown

Punch Drunk Love
Dr. Strangelove
Easy Rider
Closely Watched Trains
Brief Encounter

Manhattan
Amarcord
Midnight Cowboy
2001: A Space Odyssey
Dog Day Afternoon
Shallow Grave

8 1/2
Night Moves
All The President's Men
"Bullitt"
Hot Fuzz
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?

Psycho
Serpico
The Great Escape
Frenzy
Apocalypse Now

Short Cuts
The Sting
Dirty Harry
Southland Tales

To Kill A Mockingbird
M
The Maltese Falcon
Wild At Heart
Sunset Boulevard

Mother, Jugs & Speed
Funny Games (German)
Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?
Wings of Desire

Ed Wood
The Assassination of Jesse James by The Coward Robert Ford
Day For Night
Poltergeist
Rock 'N Roll High School

Breakfast At Tiffanys
Twelve Angry Men
The Treasure of The Sierra Madre
There Will Be Blood
Notorious

Goonies
Dreams
Vacation
Love Me If You Dare
TelevisionSix Feet Under
Planet Earth
Arrested Development
Twin Peaks
Battlestar Galactica
Unbeatable Banzuke
The West Wing
Mad Men
Real Time w/Bill Maher
BooksBeckett
Camus
Eggers
Bukowski
e.e.
Roach
Salinger
Vonnegut
Mcsweeney's
Robbins
Carroll
Bradbury
Klosterman
Voltaire
Eliot
Easton Ellis
Groups: Existentialists, Absurdists, Nihlists UNITEThe Tiger Lillies fan clubThe Torgo School Of Fondling

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     Jared's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Lapeer, Mi
Body type:5' 11"
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Income:$100,000 to $150,000

   Jared's Schools
Lapeer East Senior High School
Lapeer, MI
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: nope
 

1992 to 1995



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Jared has 141 friends.
 Rudi 


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 candi 


 Michigan Realtor ® - Jeff♥Eva 


 Cicci 


 jared 


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Jared's Friends Comments
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jared





Jan 25 2009 11:13 PM

Happy belated birthday! I give you full permission to smack me for slacking, but you have to come out here to cash in!
Melissa





Jan 23 2009 4:45 AM

Happy Birthday!
Michigan Realtor ® - Jeff♥Eva





Jan 22 2009 1:18 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JARED!
Hey are you going to be in the Lapeer area this weekend?
NickWISDA.com





Dec 12 2008 12:09 AM

http://nickwisda.com/banners/nosegrindpopbanner.jpg
Check out the site!
Chris Asadian





Nov 27 2008 10:04 PM



Brush yo shoulders off

Chris Asadian





Nov 26 2008 4:22 AM

just workin on the paper, did you ever come in to fill out the paperwork to get $$?
Chris Asadian





Nov 22 2008 7:55 AM

whats been up!?
NickWISDA.com





Oct 13 2008 2:31 PM

sounds good.
whats ure last name?
Cicci





Sep 25 2008 11:48 PM

Yes indeedee I have been writing. I wish I was inspired by the shits around here, but wait! They are the ones!
Lame-Outr
Mi Chiganer





Sep 15 2008 7:55 PM

Checked out your photos at the Screaming Eagle, and they were funny/good. I could tell they were yours, and at lest two had red stickers. Nice work.
Cicci





Sep 11 2008 8:41 PM

I kissed a girl and I liked it, see you at the "Lotion Hole." Man there is no way to make that sound ok.
Chris Asadian





Aug 26 2008 5:17 PM

thats not very nice
Cicci





Aug 23 2008 11:46 PM

Hey congrats on the art show. And I really liked Strands. I'm not trying to fuck you but you are a really photogenic guy. Also I love the look McJayJay gives your character as you walk into the commune. I bet that hippie was in charge of mixin' up the Cherry Garcia (that is not a weight crack).
Mi Chiganer





Aug 20 2008 1:07 AM

amusing
phonejangle





Aug 19 2008 3:34 AM

u wanna wrastle? u wanna wrastle me? ....you see mr lawler, you dont hvae any brains
magicaluckiwi





Aug 15 2008 12:03 AM

I'll be fresh off the train from NYC, but i really want to be there so i'm gonna do my darndest.
It will be really nice to see you!
magicaluckiwi





Aug 11 2008 11:52 PM

Hey! i guess your putting stuff up at the screaming eagle?
Chris Asadian





Jul 31 2008 5:49 PM

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey.
I love you too!!"
Silence Kit





Jul 30 2008 7:37 AM

Jarrod





Jul 14 2008 6:20 PM

Hey...dig on who punked out last night.

Photobucket
Silence Kit





Jul 2 2008 12:38 AM

TedTV Episode 1:
http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=k6EI-WKLBrc

TedTV Episode 2:
http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=TTAW74RA62I
Chris Asadian





Jul 1 2008 5:59 PM

flash mob yeah!
Silence Kit





Jul 1 2008 1:30 AM

http://www. picable. com/Places/Cities/Chicago-Sunset-on-Wacker-Drive. 147921

Well, here's a pic I took with my Krzr.
Did you see my TedTv thing yet?
Cicci





Jun 28 2008 2:41 AM

You'll never guess who I saw whizzing through an intersection today? Roller-Lou!
"He zips and twirls, and he hits on girls...it's Roller-Lou."
Ah, man pieces of bread my friend.
Rudi





Jun 24 2008 12:57 PM

Thanks for showing respect for George Carlin. I'll never forget this one:

You ever look in the freezer for your car keys?

WHY??

THEY MIGHT BE THERE!
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