Frank Sinatra, The Beatles, Lenny Kravitz, U2, Elton John, Guns N Roses, Bing Crosby, Queen, The Bee Gees, Olivia Newton John, all of the happy 70's roller skating music, MOTOWN!!, crack whores like Amy Winehouse and Karen Carpenter...oh, and also Tina Turner is so awesome (Ike really beat the talent into her, didn't he?!)
Movies
Star Wars, Ben Hurr, Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory (original), Somewhere in Time, Grapes of Wrath, Dumb and Dumber, Young Frankenstein, Xanadu (shutup), Flash Gordon (I said shutup), Nightmare Before Christmas, A Christmas Story, Pulp Fiction, Radio Days is amazing, The Thing, Alien & Aliens, sci-fi horror is pretty rad...and many many zombie movies.
Television
Comedy Central, Food Network (especially Good Eats), Top Chef, Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, and of course Gordon Ramsay's F Word, Blue's Clues (that guy is hot), Highlander, Seinfeld, Spongebob Squarepants, The Twilight Zone, Handy Manny (he's also hot). MST3K could be my all time favorite.
...also all cartoons by www.4EyedAnimation.com...Especially this one:
Books
Spoon River Anthology, Their Eyes Were Watching God,
Steve Martin's Born Standing Up, I also still find Salem's Lot to be very creepy...yeah, I know, what am I like 12 or something...World War Z is amazing
AND The Zombie Survival Guide is imperative to own for the coming zombie apocalypse.
Heroes
Bill Cosby, Jerry Seinfeld, Steve Martin, Brian Regan, Norm MacDonald, Larry Miller, Jimmy Shubert, Tom Rhodes, Jim Gaffigan, Gordon Ramsay...OH, and maybe most importantly, Kirk Meadows.
Let's not forget Joe Corrao...
About me: I made this video for the Post-It Notes video contest...Enjoy:
Hello! I'm a standup comedian in Fort Lauderdale. I love comedy and funny people! Please also check out my website www.LisaCorrao.com. I used to be a Middle School Teacher, but then I snapped one day. Now, instead of speaking in front of pre-pubescent lunatics...I'm speaking in front of older drunken lunatics...it's a surprisingly easy transition! I really feel like I can make a difference for the drunk ones because they pay attention better....or is it pay better attention...I don't know...I never said I was a good teacher.
OUT ON BAIL SHOW 2009 TRUST ME I GOT ALOT OF SH%T TO TALK AB
Hosted By: Mr Brilliant One Joe Mobley
When: Friday, June 26, 2009
Where: TROPICAL ROYALE 4805 S. CLEVELAND AVE. FT.MYERS 33901
Description: MAN LAST WEEK WAS A LIL SLOW BUT STILL FUNNIER THAN ANY SHOW WE'VE HAD YET. DON'T WORRY THOU THE SARASOTA COMEDY CREW WILL BE IN THE HOUSE THIS WEEK ALONG WITH ME OF COURSE DOIN MY THANG. YOUR MC FOR THE EVENING JOE MOBLEY AKA MR. BRILLIANT ONE.HEADLINING THIS SHOW WILL BE MY BIG BRO BRIAN HAMILTON. AND THATS NOT IT. THE AFTER PARTY IS CRAZY WITH THE GROWN AND SEXY WIT RENA AND DJ RED DOG 11P- 2AM
pretty awesome clip. excessive Obama talk and "sometimes I'm bi...sometimes I'm polar" are not good jokes, but maybe Ivan could've saved face a little better.
so what I'm saying is... Ivan 0 Old ladies 1 but the camerawoman wins for capturing such a thing.
Hi Lisa, I just wondered how you've been lately. I've been using facebook a lot so i'm not around much these day's, but I wanted to see how things are going on your end of the world.
missing you soooo much!!!! actually missing Florida and can't wait to get back. lalaland would be so much more fun if you were here. tell your mini-me I say hello and that I have her bee-bees with me for good luck on my travels.... justtt in case the pocket Angels flake out on me ;-) xo, Julie
Hey, thanks. And I knew what you meant...although the "threesome" thing shouldn't completely be ruled out. And I'm not saying threesome as in "let's all three of us have sex together", I'm thinking a threesome could be, "Hey, let's start a foundation to help under-educated children in third-world countries" or "Hey, let's all join a bowling league together with under-educated children in third-world countries" or "Hey, let's start a family band and travel the countryside bringing joy to under-educated children in third-world countries"...or maybe I just means sex, I don't know. All I know is that under-educated children in third-world countries have to be included in some way.
