Here are a few good examples on how to be removed/blocked from my page, the fastest.
I hate to sound like a b*tch but after 100's of messages a day like the following
it gets old!!
(1) - Please COMMENT ON MY PHOTOS not my profile comments. I will respond
to photo comments or messages sent through my inbox. The reason being I don't
even post comments on my profile. However, I do post comments left of my photos.
I have several photos on this profile for you to take a look at and enjoy. So
you can click
here to post comments on my photos. Or send me a direct
message by clicking here.
(2) - Please nobody under 21. I know this seems harsh. However a vast
majority, not all are the reason why I have to list these rules below.
(3) - No profile picture, I will not add you. I like to see who I am talking
too.
(2) - Please DO NOT ask me to send or trade any photos or movies. There
are plenty of photos and movies on my website
LisaSparxxx.com
I will not send photos to your phone, or to your email address, or trade photos.
Why? This is only fair to my fans who have paid good money and support me through
my website.
(3) - Please DO NOT ask me for my phone number, or give me your number
for me to send photos, text or to have phone sex. I am not a phone sex operator.
You are wasting your time and mine.
(4) - Please DO NOT ask me how to get into the adult industry, I am not
an agent. Try working hard, I did not have help until my foot was already in
the door. I made my connections after I been in the business awhile and made
a name for myself. So work hard and don't use anyone's coattails.
(5) - Please DO NOT write me a message with a bunch of mis-spelled, slang
words, it does not impress me. I'm not from the streets, I am a country girl,
I only speak English. A bunch of mis-spelled words means three things, you're
lazy, uneducated or under age. All three of those I don't want any part of.
(6) - Instant Messengers I DO NOT use MSN, AIM or Myspace I.M. I would
never get any work done, ha-ha. However, those of you to actually do read my
profile. :0) I have a surprise for you. My yahoo I.M. is LisaSparxxxx
(7) - I am sorry but there is no way I can respond to everyone's messages.
I wish I could, I do make every effort to do so. So please bare with me. Thanks
for respecting this. Just because your message maybe marked that I read it,
does not mean that I actually did. Meaning that I may have responded to someone
above your message then when I delete that message it moves to your message
automatically. Showing that I read yours when I have not. So please be patient
if your not a patient person please remove me. That would be best for both of
us.
(8) - I am not always on Myspace. I run this page 90% through my iphone.
My status will show I am online even if I am not. Please be patient and I will
try and get back to you as soon as I can.
(9) - Last but not least I'm sure I come off as really self absorbed,
but I am really a very nice down to earth chick! I'm not a snob, I'm not mean
:) I'm really a very friendly person, VERY friendly ;). Try messaging me as
you would want me to treat you. I try and answer all my messages, and I do read
all my messages. I'm on here to network and communicate with my friends and
fans alike and make some new ones.
My Official Store - Autographed 8x10's, Personal Fan Signs,
DVD's, Panties etc Click
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Hey everyone. My name is Lisa Sparxxx. I am an all natural country girl gone
wild. I have appeared in over 300 hardcore adult films. I have
been in the adult business for over seven years. I have directed and produced
such films as Assault My Ass, The Head Clinic, The Head Klinik Vol 2, Gangbanging
Across The U.S.
I was born October 6th, in Kentucky. where I graduated college. Yes I am a all
natural country girl gone wild
Measurements: 36DD/30/38 All Natural
Height: 5'8''
Hair: Brunette
Eyes: Green
Boobs: 36 DD all natural!
Tattoos: Six tattoos - (Can You Find Them?)
Marital Status: Married 14 years. He is a freak and loves to share me with you
all.
Favorite Color: Purple
Favorite Drink: Jim & Diet, Jager shots
Favorite Food: Italian & Mexican
Favorite Football Team: Vikings
Favorite Basketball Team: Lakers
Favorite Baseball Team: Yankees
Upon graduating from the University of Kentucky, I made my way with a few of
my girlfriends to celebrate in Las Vegas. This is were it all began. My friends
and I were partying the nights away and doing crazy things that you always hear
about. Well long story short. The girls and I heard there was a convention in
town. The adult convention so the the girls and I put on our slutty outfits
and walked the floors of the convention. Numerous directors and producers approached
us. It did not spike any of the girls interest except for one. ME. The one we
all know now as Lisa Sparxxx. hehehe
I am married, I have been married for awhile. 14 years!!! No
he is not a jealous type of guy one of the many things I love about him. Say
hi to him he is the first guy in my top friends..
I am NOT bi. However I will do a scene with a girl if there
is a guy involved. Girls are hot and sexy don't get me wrong.
A few things I like to do when not working:
I love NASCAR (I am a country girl after all),Playing Cornhole (Yes pervert,
the game haha), Watching football (Pro - Vikings, College - University of Kentucky,
I bleed Blue), myspace, twitter,
jacuzzi, wine, jager shots, corvettes, fast cars, lifted trucks, bubble baths
(cum join me sometime), I love tattoo's they are hot, guys with sleeves yummy
(my hubby told me to put that there). I love going out to clubs dancing and
attending concerts. I love hanging out with friends doing the BBQ relaxing having
fun telling stories and of course running my own web site and talking on here
and yes I run this page. I have a video on my profile showing this is really
me.
In a nut shell. I am very down to earth and just like to have fun with no drama.
Most of all I just appreciate sincere good people who like to explore their
wild sides.
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