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Quack Repeat after me: 2012 is only a movie. It is *not* real. I will get my head back in reality and stop listening to the doomsayers. Posted at 7:32 PM Nov 22 from Twitter view more
I took a quiz called "How will you survive the zombie apocolypse?"....my result was "Able to survive the zombies, only to die from starvation in your shelter." Hey! I did better than I thought! lol I'm slightly impressed with myself! *wonders if zombies are even partially edible*
That is quite possibly the best birthday thingy EVER!!! However, I have to say I'm shocked. I have seen the half naked David Hasslehoff "happy birthday" comment floating around here lately. I was thinking "CRAP"! lol, a pleasant surprise!
There are moments I could cheerfully smack you...right now would be one. I have had that stupid "Hey there Cthulu" song in my head since DINNER. 6 hours of it. Grrr.
I am certain that I'm screwing up the wording somewhere in this, but I had to share it. I'm sure you've heard of the serenity prayer. Ya know, "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change"...yada yada.
Well, I heard the updated version the other day.
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I can. And the wisdom to know what to do with the bodies when things don't work out as planned!
My dear friend...I gave up the good fight a long time ago! I sufficed it to pinpoint it within a week or so. So yes...when you, "handed it to me on a platter" I was shocked, to say the least! But I figured the whole "Oh yay for you happy birthday clap clap clap sing sing sing hope you get some tonight" stuff was beyond what you were looking for....however, admitedly, in my head, I was screaming, "TRIUMPH!!!" hahaha
Aww thanks! I got balloons today for real though, except my dad couldnt find get well ones so he got ones that say "our condolences" haha! At least he tried! Have a great day!
Yeah...but the cool thing is that I have a home warranty...so I pay 55 bucks and it doesn't matter even if i need a new one...they will replace it. Sucky thing is...they're all booked up til tomorrow morning.
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