Joey's Got Cellophane Tales
www.myspace.com/livethroughthiswithmebabyJordan Adorno
- Oviedo, Florida, US
- Last Login: 12/22/2009
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Music Player
Interests
General
Atheists Concerned for America
Writing is my passion. I love it.
Making Out
Good Music (No Doubt, Hole, Madonna, Smashing Pumpkins ... Feel me? Resonatin', fool?)
Sleep
Binging (note: emotional eater ... though i never gain weight, which I would like to do .... don't make remarks about me skinny, just don't. lol)
The art of the Gemini - Communication: Person to Person, Cell (or whatever), AIM, Texting, morse code, message in a bottle ... crop circles?
Learning
Grammar: the beauty of proper english.
The most superlative friends in the world.
Being 'focused'
Experimentation
Being nice
Tragically Misunderstood People (if for good reasons, anyway)
Write! Write! WRITE!
Fan Fiction
Books
Nick at Nite
Hot People (or as my loves know i say, 'sexxxeey' people :P)
Music
"GARBAGE and No DOUBT are in my tops. But MADONNA is <33333333333. SO is SIOUXSIE AND The BANSHEES, Courtney Love, HOLE, The Cure and more. Music is like an orgasm isn't it? Also Auf De Meur's cd is AMAZING ... She was in Smashing Pumkins and Hole .... SMASHING PUMPKINS are also amazing ... I like Destiny's Child for what they are ... PLUMB .... TORI AMOS ... theSTART .... YEAH YEAH YEAHS .... Janet Jackson .... Bjork .... DRESDEN DOLLS .... PJ HARVEY .... The Pretenders .... theSTART ... Lily Allen ... Liz Phair ... Nelly Furtado, Pink, Metric, Goldfrapp, Scissor Sisters, Nirvana, and more ..." manic writing, 2006-2007...some shit.
Wow, did I fucking say I liked Goldfrapp when I wrote this? Oh wow, don't forsaken me, please, this was over a year ago. They are just an abysmmal eurotrash band, which is sad, because Euromusic tends to be superior. And if you're a fan, in all honesty that's not a diss in my perspective .... it's just a description
But other than that, despite dumb people who say, 'oh, you won't like them in a few years', I've held the same tastes, only they've grown. But No Doubt's been my favorite band for over 6 years, and always will be :)
I'll elaborate on this page further later. ..Movies
I don't even want to get into this - For the longest time, I didn't watch movies. Finally, I was cured by Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull and Sex and the City. In retrospect, the entire Star Wars series, the movie Mermaids (with Cher and Winona Ryder), Dangerous Game (about the only GOOD Madonna movie, I'd say; I've never seen a Leage of Their Own, ironically), Meet the Parents and Meet the Fockers, Spanglish (oh, what a fucking masterpiece .... just such a tragedy, you know? actually real dialogue, situations ... brought tears to my eyes when I saw it a couple years back), and Girl Interrupted all come to mind. But I dunno how illuminating that all is.whatever.
Television
Yes, I DID like Degrassi back when it was good; not this over dramatized bullshit that it is now. Seriously, I saw a more recent episode where this guy smokes pot because he has cancer -- and yes of course, it ruins his life. Jesus Christ, isn't that dumb? I mean it'd be dumb whether he had cancer or not, at least in the way it's portrayed; pot's not fucking going to make you act drunk, and it's not like acid, either.
"My God I seriously watch no TV anymore, it's fucked up. I really like Degrassi.....fucking ELLEN I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats hilarious, isn't it? I like Celebrity Paranormal Project, Flavor of Love it's pretty funny.....Sister, Sister, gotta love it, haha....SURVIVOR, yes I love that show.....errr......American Idol, Wife Swap......anything good that's on I'll give it a try." - talk about "manic writing", so to speak; did I seriously fucking forget Roseanne, the most amazing, most revolutionary, most hilarious show on the universe? fuck me hard,wow!
I watch only political news and Law and Order SVU for the most part, at least independently speaking. Anderson Cooper is just wonderful, my crush, and I just went crazy when I found out that he's gay, and a gemini like me (his birthday's a day after mine). Regardless, his show is spectacular, and I would absolutely relish it anyway. Lou Dobbs is excellent, great to have an outspoken independent! Even Glenn Beck, the conservative; at least he offers a perspective, explains it reasonably, and cuts out bullshit, even if I don't always agree.
Well, Nancy Grace doesn't count as political. Oh and that fucking hilarious show, Queen Bees! Wow. And I like interesting documentaries. Roseanne's still golden.Books
Harry Potter is AMAZING. I don't give a fuck what anyone has to say. I've read so many good books, but that one is primary. I love books that capture emotion very well within substantial characters, and have structured, unpredictable plots, such as Cassandra Clare's Mortal Instrument Series, or the book Hard Love, which is not as popular as a lot of other teen books but is SPECTACULAR.A few other good examples, hm .... Kite Runner was horrifying, but perfect; My Sister's Keeper (which is going to be a movie soon), and anything by Shakespeare other than Romeo and Juliet, which is atrocious.
Heroes
Many people - Some famous, some never to be known.
Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
- Hometown: Altamonte Springs
- Orientation: Gay
- Body type: 6' 0" / Slim / Slender
- Ethnicity: Latino / Hispanic
- Religion: Agnostic
- Zodiac Sign: Gemini
- Children: Someday
- Smoke / Drink: No / No
- Education: High school
- Occupation: Student
Latest Blog Entries
- May 13, 2009 9:06 PM GOD'S NOT PRO-LIFE - Read your Bible, Christians.
- Nov 25, 2008 3:43 PM My experience seeing Madonna on Nov. 24, 2008.
- Aug 23, 2008 6:09 PM So let’s get to the bottom of what this life is all about.
- Apr 8, 2008 1:14 AM My Young Adult Novel: Tentative Title "What Makes You Happy"
- Mar 31, 2008 1:50 AM Here’s an essay I wrote on Moses and Paul from the Bible (objective, I might add).
Blurbs
About me:
Atheists Concerned for America
My name is Jordan, or Joey, or Jordy, or whatever nickname - And when it comes right down to it, seriously, that's just about it. It's totally valid of you to disregard me as just another poser as I say I don't fit into any certain cliche or category, but if you've met me, you know otherwise. I'm definitely an extrovert, and I'm really easy to hang out with. I can potentially get along with anyone, but I have no tolerance for stupidity and unkindness, so a lot of people get knocked out here. I am very spontaneous, and come out with all kinds of crazy shit in my "scattered" brain (as Greg describes it), and am often the source of great humor. People tend to naturally open up to me, probably because I'm very into psychologically analyzing people and situations.
I am a strict vegeatarian, Atheist [fuck you if you hate us], and a writer for thirteen years [my absolute passion, a talent that is one of the only things I've ever been confident about perpetually since I was an insecure kid: it is my driven purpose]. I am an avid reader.
I'm extremely open-minded, and I strongly believe in the zodiac signs as my one solid soruce of faith. I can often guess people's signs, especially other Geminis. The Zodiac signs always turn out to be totally accurate in depth, so I alway stick with that.
If you need a loyal friend I'm that, anyone who knows me would agree, but if you take advantage of me, we will then be instantly ..done.. faster than the speed of light; I expect the same care in return
I just do my own damn thing, with my own damn homies. And don't try to be one of them if you're not honest, at least most of the time.
DO WELL AND DOUBT NOT..
I also love politics and always get both sides of the story. Only weak people can't discuss these topics without going apeshit.
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Oct 21 2009 4:21 AM
Not quite sure, it could have been something that never happened, like some cliche.
And it's okay that you had to get off the phone, I wouldn't want your aunt to get mad you.
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Oct 20 2009 5:17 AM
the innocent ones turn into sluts, homework goes in the trash, soda becomes vodka, kisses turn into sex.
Remember when getting high meant swinging on the
playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? When the worst thing you could get from boys were cooties?
Dads shoulders were the highest place on earth and mom was your hero? Your worst enemies were your siblings,
race issues were about who ran the fastest, the only drug you knew was cough medicine, wearing a
skirt didn't make you a slut, the only thing that hurt you was skinned knees and goodbyes only meant until
tomorrow? And we couldn't wait to grow up."
awwww u know ;/
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