so I was talking to this blonde basket once and she asked if she could show me her S-pipe. I looked at her, all quizical like for a moment. She said she liked my Danzig blouse, too.
Shit The Bed... oh forget about it, intense Oregon von meegs at it's best. What you've got to lay into next is the Shit Pipe demo, it's all the rage. They hail from New Mexico. Powerful von meegs in the vein hoagie of that Russian von meegs band, Glasnow!
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Do want a personalized Jerky Boy Message for your phone? Imagine having your favorite Jerky Boys character greeting callers to your home answering machine, business, or cell phone, in whatever hilarious way you like.
Pick from any of your favorite characters: Frank Rizzo, Sol Rosenberg, Jack Tors, Rosine, Pico, Kissel, Big Ole Bad-Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler, Nikos the Greek, Sammy Cox, whoever the hell ya like.
You write to Johnny what you want said, by whatever character you like, and he'll take it from there. Johnny B. will then send it to your home on an autographed CD!
Stopping by to say thanks for the add and make sure you come check out some of our live shows at prankcallradio.net. We take requests and do some very hilarious pranks which you can listen to live via winamp. So get your numbers ready and drop by our online chat! All the information is available on our website. Hope to see you there!
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Two un-released, never before heard Jerky Boys calls just uploaded on the Jerky Boys Myspace!
Feel free to add them to your profile!
Thank you!
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"Sol's Rusty Trombone" in stores NOW!
Enters Billboard Charts!
Click on the CD cover and then request us you Silly Little Freak!
Dont be afraid to put a Jerky Boys Call on your page!
Anyone who puts us in their "Top Friends" gets a shoe in the nuts!
Hey You! - Looking for members for The Official Jerky Boys Street Team!
(any forwarding of this would be greatly appreciated!)
