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================================================ "Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot." ~Lucy Lawless ================================================ "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." ~Mel Brooks ================================================ Ash: "Why do you torture me like this? WHY?" Bruce Campbell (on commentary track): "Because you're so stupid." ================================================ "I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes." ~Hunter S. Thompson ================================================ "Sure, Kill Bill's a violent movie. But it's a Tarantino movie. You don't go to see Metallica and ask the fuckers to turn the music down." ~Quentin Tarantino ================================================ "Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck." ~Dalai Lama ================================================ "Martha Stewart can lick my scrotum! Do I have a scrotum?" ~Sharon Osbourne ================================================ "I believe everything happens for a reason! People change so you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you can appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so that you will eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes, good things fall apart, so better things can fall together." ~Marilyn Monroe ================================================ “For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.” ~Audrey Hepburn ================================================