Hailing from Denver, Colorado; Lizzy Pilcher is the six foot one
daughter of an ex-convict and an accountant. She knows how to steal a
car and write it off on her taxes, and if you call her the 'Mile High
Comic' she will punch you in the face. Full of sarcasm and self
deprecation, Lizzy holds a potent blend of humor that is truly unique.
One day Lizzy hopes to open a comedy club of her own modeled after the one in her head- the one where she kills every time.
I was on tv once when I was in marching band. I am forever trying to recreate that night.
Lizzy Pilcher's Interests
General
Stand up comedy, Latch-hook kits, Poison album covers, people watching, playing Keno, midgets & dwarves, strippers, planetary alignments, reading, rollercoasters, binge eating, heroin, mud wrestling, marching band, puzzles with kittens playing with a ball of yarn, 18th century anything, your mom, prison economies, truck stops, and Satan.
Music
Fuck music.
Movies
Movies? hmmmm.....good question. I like the shoot em up Westerns where people ride horses and look like they're the Marlboro man. I love anything flavor country. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm........flavor country.
Television
I'm a sucker for Seventh Heaven. I'm serious, that show creeps me out but intrigues me. Cause every episode there is a clear moral lesson to learn. I'll list all of the moral lessons that I've learned and applied to my life because of 7th Heaven:
1) Drugs are bad.
2) Sex is bad unless your married.
3) Satan is bad.
4) Drinking is bad.
5) Cheating on your history tests are bad.
6) Marijuana is bad.
7) Disobeying your parents is bad.
9) Running away is bad.
10) Not loving Jesus is very, very bad.
Books
I can't read. I'm actually having my mom type this while I make her Tapioca.
Heroes
My ovaries. The Marlboro Man. The inventor of Crisco. The underdog, the man, the ruler of Hell. Pre-Crucificted Jesus (that whole "Dying for my sins" thing is kind of a bummer.) Kenny Rogers, John Daly, and every crazy homeless guy in King County.
Skyview High School
Thornton, COLORADO
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Avoiding Jail & Teenage Pregnancy
Clubs: Marching Band
Jazz Band
Track
Basketball
Not being good at any of the above.
Hi, just thought I would say hi and let you know that next weekend we have an awesome deal on having professional pictures taken. Please let me know if you are interested. Thanks and I hope you're having a great summer! -Eric
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HeHeHe....Have a good Easter. BTW...I'm stuck back in Colorado. Down in the Springs this time with a brand new title.... Regional Operations Manager.....of Trojan Labor....that's right...I'm the new Trojan Man...lol.
How the hell are you girl? Still hanging out here in Thornton, well, actually Northglenn, same shit... It was nice catching you at the Balagan last month...
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