Hi there, I'm Noah Lamb I have the heart of a gentleman but the mouth of a drunk. Be my friend and I'll stand by your side through hell and back. Be my enemy and I'll tear you down without a second of hesitation. Tell me your problems and I'll solve them. If you need me, I'll be there.
I know who I am and I'm proud of it, try to tear me down all you want, it won't work. I'm a complete freak and I love it. I'll embarrass you and we'll laugh about it. Insult me if you need to, I don't give a damn. Hit me with your best shot. I'm damn unstoppable and there's not a thing you can do. My friends are everything to me, mess with them and we'll have a problem.