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Kirill™
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You're turning into a Penguin. Stop it.°
Male
23 years old
Dubai
United ArabEmirates
Last Login: 12/28/2009
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Mood:
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Kirill™'s Interests
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| General | Doritos. Penguins. Shiny things. | | Music | Rock and/or Roll | | Movies | Forrest Gump is the greatest film of all time. If you disagree, you are wrong. | | Television | I don't believe in Television. | | Books | Master and Margarita. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Einstein's Bridge. Gorky Park. | | Heroes | Douglas Adams, Bowfinger |
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Kirill™'s Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Kiev, Ukraine | | Body type: | 6' 1" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Christian - other | | Zodiac Sign: | Gemini | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | Grad / professional school | | Occupation: | Designated Penguin |
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Kirill™'s Companies
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Scope-Entertainment
Toronto, Ontario CA
Production Director
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Founded 2001 as "Scope Productions"
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Kirill™ Typing in this box. Posted at 7:15 AM Nov 9
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About me:
UPDATE 2: I have just moved to Dubai, and on my one day off a week, I'd like to see more of the city. Send me a message and show me what this place is all about after-hours.
UPDATE: it has been brought to my attention that me profile says nothing about me at all. tough shit.
Back in T.O and stickin to my story:
I Like Monkeys
The pet store was selling monkeys for five cents a piece. I thought this was odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth so I bought 200 of them. I like monkeys.
I took my 200 monkeys home. (I have a big car.) I let one of drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in the stomachs. I laughed. They punched me in the stomach. I stopped laughing. I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech and hurl themselves off the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its creativeness halfway into it's third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive; they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sort of dropped dead. Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Darn cheap monkeys.
I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room; on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and one hundred ninety-nine dead, dry monkeys. I tried to pretend that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for awhile, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad. I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in my toilet and I didn't want to call a plumber. I was embarrassed. I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately, there was only enough room for two at a time, so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't go bad.
I tried to burn them, but little did I know that my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and one hundred ninety-seven dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed, The odor wasn't improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of the dead monkeys and I really had to use the bathroom. So I went and severely beat one of the monkeys. I felt better. I tried throwing them away, but the garbage man said the city was not allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him I had a wet one. He couldn't take it either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.
I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't quite know what to say. They pretended to like them, but I could tell they were lying. Jerks. So I punched them in the stomachs. I like monkeys.
A few people have told me that I'm extremely talented, far too ambitious and at times quite an asshole. I punched them all in the stomach.
I like film. Lots.
I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6!
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Who I'd like to meet:
Jebus.
Or if you know Larry the Chipmunk, then it's a must.
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