Loaded Guns
Высокоморальный юмор / Общеинтересный юмор / Стенд-ап
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41 (возраст)
PLAINVILLE, Connecticut
США
Последний визит: 04.08.2008
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Loaded Guns — сведения
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| Статус: | Не женат/Не замужем | | Вероисповедание: | Не скажу | | Знак Зодиака: | Рак | | Дети: | Не скажу | | Образование: | Не скажу | | Доход: | Не скажу |
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О себе:
JOHN MOSES: Born a top a cheesy pizzeria in Toronto, my parents (soon to be evicted for a bursted waterbed that destroyed the apartment underneath) claimed that I was the only child of seven that wasn’t an accident. Meaning they felt they were secure enough to bring another child into the world, and why not surely my fathers income as a pizza delivery man would be enough to support the family of five, (my two older sisters are products of my mothers first failed attempt at love). My parents split when I was seven, shortly after the arrival of my younger brother. The boys went with pops, and the girls went with mom. Little did I know these feelings of abandonment brought on by my mother would fester into deep seeded trust issues that would plague my relationships with the opposite sex for years to come. Where am I now? Toronto, Connecticut, New York, maybe. More likely I’m performing at some empty shit hole, in a once prosperous town, but has since dried up, because the manufactoring jobs, that were once the bread and butter of the local economy were shipped over to India. Leaving nothing but despair and alcoholism in it’s wake. These are my people found somewhere along the road less traveled, and for good reason. You may be asking yourself why? Why do you do this John? Well I do it for the waitress, the waitress whose husband is over seas fighting a war to liberate a people, a war to give rich white men a larger supply of black filthy oil they can sell to the people at a forever increasing price, for a forever increasing profit. I do it for the lonely waitress with the drinking problem whose husband is far far away, knowing that if we spend the night together, her regret and shame the next morning may be so strong that she decides she has a problem and needs help, and her new life begins that morning. Surely this is God’s work.
DARREN LEE NORTON:Taking New England and NY by storm is no other then Dallas, Tx's very own, Darren Lee Norton. Born the 2nd oldest of 5 brothers and 1 sister. To an Indian lady (Old Squaw Shit in the Bucket) and a Scottish, traveling "cure all" salesman (to be named later). Darren's stent as "the baby" didnt last long. After several failed attempts at "eliminating" his younger siblings to regain the control for love of mommy and daddy. Darren decided that a life of comedy was the best answer. This was difinately the way to his parents hearts. Soon, not to the happiness of his siblings, he was a master in the art of facial flatulence. Time spent in the Marines to get away from his fathers discipline, and becoming a rodeo bull rider and Rodeo Clown, just to get chicks, only strengthened his humor towrds life and all the awful things that took place during it. The summer of 2006 is when he decided to make his comedic move to the wonderful nutmeg state known as Connecticut. Darren can be seen in venues all over New England and NY. His off color, southern style of humor ranges from his quest to see more Boobies. To the reason he had to quit crack cocaine because of the bad taste of penis it left in his mouth. His sense of humor isnt for everyone. But then, he doesnt like most people.
The 26 year old Geri Wulle was born in New Haven Connecticut and is a newcomer to the world of Comedy. He first took the stage in August 2007 and has been bringing his insanity all over New England ever since!! His stories of hard boozin and harder women often find their way to the stage, but Geri also makes time for loneliness, depression, owning hecklers and the occasional Raptor impression. Geri has also found himself on the wrong side of the law a few times. He wants you to know that even though the tour is called "Loaded Guns", he will not have any fire arms on his person. In his case "Loaded" just implies that he is tanked on Jack Daniel's. If you want to know some more on that, you'll just have to come check out The Loaded Guns on tour!!!!
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