Lobster Johnson
Lobster Johnson Beware my claw...For I've come to inflict JUSTICE.

Male
90 years old
Somewhere in between life and death
United States



Last Login: 12/28/2007
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    Lobster Johnson's Interests
GeneralInflicting justice, branding my victims with the lobsters claw, watching vic williams movies, kicking ass with my handgun, reading Hellboy comics (espescialy Conqueror Worm)
TelevisionI have no time for television.
BooksThe Necronomicon, Watchmen by Alan Moore, any Frank Miller Batman comics, and anything by Mike Mignolia
HeroesHellboy, Roger the homunculus, the B.P.R.D, the Torch of Liberty, Randolph Carter, The Question, Rorschach, Maddox the pirate lord of thebestpageintheuniverse.com and Harry Russo for making this myspace.
Groups: Lobster Johnson fan clubHellboyHellboyDerek Butts is Better than You

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     Lobster Johnson's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Occupation:Paranormal Investigator



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About me:
Well, I am a paranormal investigator, and some say I'm fake and it is believed that I died on March 20th, 1939. I met Hellboy and a homunculus named Roger.
Who I'd like to meet:
Guillermo Del Toro, so i can kick his ass for not putting me in the Hellboy movie, and Herman Von Klempt,(up yours! ya floating head!), and maybe H.P. Lovecraft. I hear a lot of good things about this Mike Mignolia Guy...

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Lobster Johnson has 76 friends.
 B P R D 


 Hellboy 


 abe sapien 


 The Onasi Agenda 


 Rorschach 


 The Joker 


 M!ke D!az [After Hours] 


 ElliotT 


 PasquaJenna 


 the leftenant 


 dylan 


 Mr. Pink...Line 


 Harrison 


 Ryan 


 The Cheat 


 Cthulhu 


 Nyarlathotep 


 Albert 


 Tom 


 Homsar 


 thievin stealberg. 


 Teddy Rick RIP 


 Stu 


 Derek [Blue - Sub. Abs. Tan] 


 Abomination!! 


 Jahan Shahili 


 Clarence 


 Buffalo Knuckles 


 Bryant[CaptainWOW] 


 Blue Beetle 


 Deathstroke 


 Santeria 


 The Bigger Badder Wolf 


 Gabe 


 Ollie 





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Hell Boy



Apr 13 2008 4:09 PM

It's no WONDER we're LOSING the WAR on FROGS when you FRIKKIN' MORONS (You, Hellboy AND MotherFlippin' ABE) don't LOG on for 3 years!! Get with the PROGRAM, Lobster!!
Andy Rampage

Andy Rampage



Nov 25 2007 2:27 PM

'Seen my Johnson?'
Albert

Albert



Nov 20 2007 1:26 AM

"hey my friend emily saw your pics online and thinks you are cute add her to msn messenger at emily1984adams@hotmail.com "
Albert

Albert



Nov 16 2007 2:56 AM

Albert

Albert



Nov 6 2007 2:34 AM

Albert

Albert



Nov 3 2007 3:13 AM

El Gato Chimney - ODK - Krudality

El Gato Chimney - ODK - Krudality



Oct 1 2007 2:13 PM

Yeah!
Thanks!! ;)
Brett

Brett



Feb 25 2007 4:34 PM

Thanks for the add.
KING!

KING!



Feb 18 2007 10:04 PM

Image Gallery with PicTiger
B P R D

Hell Boy



Feb 12 2007 5:43 PM

LOBSTER, you old DOG, you!! You're right, you're not just Old School B.P.R.D., you're the coolest, hippest Daddy of them all! Glad to have you onboard, Johnson!!
PasquaJenna

PasquaJenna



Feb 12 2007 2:59 PM

You know, I would still marry you. You just have to ask, and we'll fight crime together. I'll iron your suit.

Love you, honey.

-Jenna
M!ke D!az [After Hours]

Mike Diaz



Feb 12 2007 2:56 AM

Im sorry mister johnson!


What is it you are waiting for?
Axel

Axel



Oct 26 2006 9:33 PM

If they ever add you to the films, Hugo Weaving should play you...
The Onasi Agenda

The Onasi Agenda



Sep 19 2006 4:16 AM

Hey Lobster! Thanks for the add! Check out the song I made about you.
dylan

dylan



Sep 9 2006 5:18 PM

most excellent indeed.
dylan

dylan



May 12 2006 2:04 AM

hello. you are my hero by the way. just thought i'd let you know. but hey man, no pressure.
dylan

dylan



Apr 25 2006 10:44 PM

ahhhh mr. johnson. how have you been? still up and fighting crime?
Calendar Man

Julian Day



Apr 2 2006 2:15 AM

Ah yes, April is such a lovely name.
Prima (Vanity Fair)

April Rogers



Apr 2 2006 2:09 AM

thanks Lobster Johnson!


hey, you don't happen to wear Mary Poppins underwear do you???
Calendar Man

Julian Day



Mar 25 2006 5:12 AM

Well, I've found vague references to you up until 1939, then a complete dissapearance, until a brief resurfacing in the year 2000(which I found on one of my Austrian pieces), then gone again.
You are most peculiar.
Calendar Man

Julian Day



Mar 25 2006 5:04 AM

You don't seem to appear on any of my calendars, Mr. Johnson.
M!ke D!az [After Hours]

Mike Diaz



Feb 22 2006 1:07 AM

Mr. Johnson.

Keep up the good work.
And send me one of your sweet ass shirts with the claw on it.
I want one.
PasquaJenna

PasquaJenna



Aug 24 2005 1:27 AM

In my heart, you always will be alive. Even when you're dead. But you're not. 'Cause you're alive. In my heart.

-Jenna
PasquaJenna

PasquaJenna



Aug 22 2005 10:17 PM

Lobster Johnson is pretty much the hottest man alive. I wish he'd marry me. I'd be his lovely crime-fighting wife.

-Jenna
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