Lobster Johnson
"Beware my claw...For I've come to inflict JUSTICE."

Male
89 years old
Somewhere in between life and death
United States



Last Login: 12/28/2007
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    Lobster Johnson's Interests
GeneralInflicting justice, branding my victims with the lobsters claw, watching vic williams movies, kicking ass with my handgun, reading Hellboy comics (espescialy Conqueror Worm)
TelevisionI have no time for television.
BooksThe Necronomicon, Watchmen by Alan Moore, any Frank Miller Batman comics, and anything by Mike Mignolia
HeroesHellboy, Roger the homunculus, the B.P.R.D, the Torch of Liberty, Randolph Carter, The Question, Rorschach, Maddox the pirate lord of thebestpageintheuniverse.com and Harry Russo for making this myspace.
Groups: Lobster Johnson fan clubHellboyHellboyDerek Butts is Better than You

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     Lobster Johnson's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Occupation:Paranormal Investigator



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About me:
Well, I am a paranormal investigator, and some say I'm fake and it is believed that I died on March 20th, 1939. I met Hellboy and a homunculus named Roger.
Who I'd like to meet:
Guillermo Del Toro, so i can kick his ass for not putting me in the Hellboy movie, and Herman Von Klempt,(up yours! ya floating head!), and maybe H.P. Lovecraft. I hear a lot of good things about this Mike Mignolia Guy...

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Lobster Johnson has 79 friends.
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B P R D





Apr 13 2008 4:09 PM

It's no WONDER we're LOSING the WAR on FROGS when you FRIKKIN' MORONS (You, Hellboy AND MotherFlippin' ABE) don't LOG on for 3 years!! Get with the PROGRAM, Lobster!!
Andy Rampage





Nov 25 2007 2:27 PM

'Seen my Johnson?'
Albert





Nov 20 2007 1:26 AM

"hey my friend emily saw your pics online and thinks you are cute add her to msn messenger at emily1984adams@hotmail.com "
Albert





Nov 16 2007 2:56 AM

Albert





Nov 6 2007 2:34 AM

Albert





Nov 3 2007 3:13 AM

El Gato Chimney - ODK - Krudality





Oct 1 2007 2:13 PM

Yeah!
Thanks!! ;)
BRìGìTTE RU$$O





Apr 29 2007 11:57 AM

Ever wanted to track the people who look at your page?
Check It


Brett





Feb 25 2007 4:34 PM

Thanks for the add.
KING!





Feb 18 2007 10:04 PM

Image Gallery with PicTiger
B P R D





Feb 12 2007 5:43 PM

LOBSTER, you old DOG, you!! You're right, you're not just Old School B.P.R.D., you're the coolest, hippest Daddy of them all! Glad to have you onboard, Johnson!!
PasquaJenna





Feb 12 2007 2:59 PM

You know, I would still marry you. You just have to ask, and we'll fight crime together. I'll iron your suit.

Love you, honey.

-Jenna
M!ke D!az [After Hours]





Feb 12 2007 2:56 AM

Im sorry mister johnson!


What is it you are waiting for?
Axel





Oct 26 2006 9:33 PM

If they ever add you to the films, Hugo Weaving should play you...
The Onasi Agenda





Sep 19 2006 4:16 AM

Hey Lobster! Thanks for the add! Check out the song I made about you.
dylan





Sep 9 2006 5:18 PM

most excellent indeed.
dylan





May 12 2006 2:04 AM

hello. you are my hero by the way. just thought i'd let you know. but hey man, no pressure.
dylan





Apr 25 2006 10:44 PM

ahhhh mr. johnson. how have you been? still up and fighting crime?
Calendar Man





Apr 2 2006 2:15 AM

Ah yes, April is such a lovely name.
Prima (Vanity Fair)





Apr 2 2006 2:09 AM

thanks Lobster Johnson!


hey, you don't happen to wear Mary Poppins underwear do you???
Calendar Man





Mar 25 2006 5:12 AM

Well, I've found vague references to you up until 1939, then a complete dissapearance, until a brief resurfacing in the year 2000(which I found on one of my Austrian pieces), then gone again.
You are most peculiar.
Calendar Man





Mar 25 2006 5:04 AM

You don't seem to appear on any of my calendars, Mr. Johnson.
M!ke D!az [After Hours]





Feb 22 2006 1:07 AM

Mr. Johnson.

Keep up the good work.
And send me one of your sweet ass shirts with the claw on it.
I want one.
PasquaJenna





Aug 24 2005 1:27 AM

In my heart, you always will be alive. Even when you're dead. But you're not. 'Cause you're alive. In my heart.

-Jenna
PasquaJenna





Aug 22 2005 10:17 PM

Lobster Johnson is pretty much the hottest man alive. I wish he'd marry me. I'd be his lovely crime-fighting wife.

-Jenna
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