Logan
"Y'all are brutalizin' me!"

Male
39 years old
SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 6/13/2008
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/localinactivist  

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    Logan's Interests
GeneralMovies, Politics, Standup Comedy, Indie Rock, Comic Books, Linux, Mac OS X, Perl, Cooking.
MusicIggy Pop, Flaming Lips, Sonic Youth, Ben Folds, Tenacious D, Henry's Child, Attack Ships on Fire, X.
MoviesClerks, Mallrats, Clerks II, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Run Ronnie Run, Shaun of the Dead, Hellboy, Aliens, Pulp Fiction, Four Rooms, The Godfather, Serenity, Orgazmo, Cannibal: The Musical, Free Enterprise, Hellboy, Tapeheads, The Big Lebowski, Hard Boiled.
TelevisionSpaced, Battlestar Galactica, Mr. Show, Tenacious D, Venture Brothers, Robot Chicken, Boondocks, Futurama, Firefly, My Name Is Earl, The Wire, Deadwood, Weeds, Adult Swim, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman.
BooksCryptonomicon, Ender's Game, Powers, Tank Girl, Ex Machina, Terry Pratchett, Douglas Coupland, Bruce Sterling, Neal Stephenson, William Gibson.
HeroesKevin Smith, Robert Rodriguez, Penn Jillette

     Logan's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Corvallis, Oregon
Body type:5' 9" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Software Engineer

   Logan's Schools
De Anza College
Cupertino,California
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Computer Science
 

2005 to Present
Oregon State University
Corvallis,Oregon
Graduated: 1991
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Film/Media
Clubs: KBVR-FM
 

1986 to 1991
Crescent Valley High School
Corvallis, OR
Graduated: 1986
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1982 to 1986

   Logan's Networking
Technology - IT - QA


   Logan's Companies
KLCX/KDUK
Eugene, OR US
Air Talent

1991-1993
KZEL/KNRQ/KZZK
Eugene, OR US
Air Talent/Program Director

1993-1996
Hotmail
Sunnyvale, CA US
Developer
Engineering

1997-1998
Microsoft
Mountain View, CA US
Quality Engineer
Hotmail

1998-2000
Kasenna
Mountain View, CA US
Quality Engineer
Engineering

2000-2005
On Command Video
San Jose, CA US
Senior Quality Engineer
Engineering

2005
Network Appliance
Sunnyvale, CA US
Quality Engineer
WAFL QA

2006
Blackarrow
San Mateo, CA US
Quality Engineer
Engineering

2006-present



Logan is at work.

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   Logan's Blurbs
About me:
One of the strangest things about these profile sections is that every single one prompts you to define yourself in 256 characters. Moreover, you're invited to give out with the description that puts you in the best possible light and give the exact impression you want to project. A dubious task at best.

I am techie, literate, and politically liberal. I used to be a DJ, now I'm a software engineer. I use "nerd" as a reclaimed word. I believe that everyone is nerdy about something, the only differences being the degree of acceptability of their obsession. Acceptable: sports and cars. Marginal: music and politics. Unacceptable: computers. I prefer my entertainment darker and edgier. More Sonic Youth than AC/DC, more Patton Oswalt than Adam Sandler, and more Clerks than Click.

Here is a short list of celebrities I feel should be exiled to a small island and filmed killing and eating each other for our amusement:
Ashton Kutcher
Ralph Reed
Michelle Malkin
Paris Hilton
Irving Kristol
Tom Delay
Rush Limbaugh
Ann Coulter
Grover Norquist
Who I'd like to meet:
Meeting celebrities is overrated. 99.9% of the time they are completely disinterested in meeting you, which makes things awkward. That said, I would give my right arm to have dinner with these people: Kevin Smith, Henry Rollins, Jack Black, David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Janeane Garofalo, Billy West, Hank Azaria, Steve Buscemi, Ron Jeremy, Billy West.

I have met these people: Kurt Cobain, Dave Grohl, Chris Novaselic, Wil Wheaton, Eric Bloom, Adam del la Pena, Richard Hatch, Chris Cornell, Joe Satriani, Sabeer Bhatia, Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, Henry Rollins.


   Logan's Friend Space (Top 8)
Logan has 51 friends.
 Misha 


 Jateen 


 Jace 


 Tommy 


 Secret Society Of One 


 Holly 


 Chris 


 Annie 





Logan's Friends Comments
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Chris





Feb 8 2008 11:14 AM

Miss Mitt yet?
Chris





Sep 4 2007 10:46 PM

Logan Darling!
Happy f*ing birthday!
xoxo
Chris
Holly





Sep 3 2007 1:27 PM

Holly





Jun 11 2007 3:52 PM

you post so many blogs I cant keep up!!
The Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman





May 10 2007 6:49 PM

You have impeccable taste.
Apart from that scary Ronald McDonald thing you got going on there...
x x x
Holly





Apr 25 2007 1:06 PM

But see, I don't WANT another mustang... which is why mine is for sale. Wanna buy it? Don't get me wrong, I love my gas-sucking baby monster that rides like a brick shit house. I tried to get your roomie to purchase it, but he doesn't have the funds right now. So its not actually listed anywhere, I just keep saying its for sale. he-he

I'd love a Shelby Cobra... but I want an old one, hell I want an old Chevelle! I want a LOT of hot-rods :) But I'll just stick with my eco-friendly wantings. I love polar bears more than I love Fords.
Holly





Mar 6 2007 3:02 PM


Holly





Feb 28 2007 6:55 PM

Holly





Jan 28 2007 3:08 PM

nah, Im just trying to add some fun, thoughful info to my page!!! Geez :p
Holly





Jan 10 2007 9:48 AM

you need more comments, so I'm posting it here...



OK, you're on my friends list, but who are you really? Are you really who you say you are or are you some sort of Turing test? A 12-year-old in Kansas who only pretends to be a rabbit puppet? Hmmmmm? Fill out the survey and let's find out. All it will cost you is your immortal soul No refunds. Dissatisfied customers will be reimbursed with a store credit in the amount of a soul of equal value.


1. Can you cook?
I'm learning! The other night I made a Mean chicken recipe, it was yummy! Though I could have added more Chili Powder

2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
Sit on the floor, hug my knees, rock back and forth & Scream

3. What talent do you wish you had?
I wish I could dance

4. Favorite place?
There's a gravel road back in Iowa, trains pass overhead, its pitch black, & peaceful. I love it out there!

5. Favorite vegetable?
Two things most people hate.. asparagus & brussel sprouts!!

6. What was the last book you read?
Shutterbabe, I have about 100 pages left. Its pretty good!

7. Are you Dirty or Clean?
*rawr* woudlnt you like to know!

8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
My ears are double pierced & I have a tattoo of a care bear, It makes me appear innocent

9. Worst Habit?
I should have been born a man - Burping, farting, & Swearing

HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...


1. Do we know each other outside of myspace?
Yes we do, scarey huh?

2. What's your philosophy on life?
I'm alive thats all that matters

3. Negative or Optimistic?
Optimistic by a long shot

4. What was your dream growing up?
To work with animals, and I kinda do that... I mean people are animals right?

5. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
The day I met you.. haha JUST KIDDING! I dont know what the worst thing is, I try to block out the negative stuff. I live in my own little world, I like it, they know me here!

6. Would you give me money or a slap in the face?
Ill give you a penny...

7. Tell me one weird fact about you:
I like cars? I like to stick my face down by the exhaust pipe and sniff it all in!

8. Would you have my back or kick me when I'm down?
I could kick you on the back.. but that woudlnt be nice! I suppose I'd have your back, you know me! I can take on so many thugs!

9. Do you Trust me?
About as far as I can throw you!

10. Have you ever kept anything from me?
Yes, Logan.. I love you

11. What do you think of me as a Person?
I think oyu're a fun guy. You put up with michael, you must be somewhat fun!

12. Do you think I'm sane or insane?
Insane, no question

13. Would you cry for me if I died?
I would, and then Id start laughing really evil

14. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
ME.. .have a conscience? What?

15. If you could change anything about me, would you?
Id make you give me you're pussy

16. How do you fall asleep?
on the bed? What are you stalking me now?

17. Would you come over to yell at me or just call?
Im not driving 15+hours to come yell at you. I'll just call you're roommate and yell at him!

18. Would you go on a blind date if I set you up?
you'd have to clear that with my husband 1st... he might kick your ass

19. If I only had one day to live would you be honest or lie?
Lie about what?

20. A million bucks.. what would you do with it?
Put it in my high interest account, spend it, and buy my self a vanquish.

21. What is your worst fear?
Being closed in a small space in the dark

22. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Ride horses, but I donthave a horse, so I just ride mike now!

23. How many times did you curse at me while filling out this thing?
None.. which is funny cuz one of my worst habits is wearing, maybe I'm turing over a new leaf... aah fuck what am I saying... (once)

24. Can you sing or dance?
I can do both, but people tend to run screaming from the place if they hear/see either.

25. In one word, how would you describe me? Be honest....
Funny

26. Will you repost this so I can fill it out? I already did!
Secret Society Of One





Nov 20 2006 10:41 AM

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
Holly





Oct 25 2006 3:09 PM

myspace layouts, myspace codes, glitter graphics
Jateen





Sep 20 2006 10:50 AM

Got it!!!
Gods Must Be Crazy remake. Except Native American tribesman from Amazon and we turn it into a porn. OK, so we'll scrap the porn idea if Ron Jeromy doesn't participate. Let me know what you think?
Holly





Sep 16 2006 2:40 PM

1. Respond with something random that I know about you. - I think if you were gay we'd have to warn Kevin Smith to get a restraining order...I think we might have to do that anyway!

2. I will tell you what song or movie or celebrity reminds me of you. - That one, crap whats it called, Oh yes Chasing Amy. ha-ha

3. I will tell you the most likely place that you and I will ever make out. - At the comedy Club, cuz that's the only place Ive seen you go!

4. I will say something that only makes sense to you and me. - I cant believe its 52"'s!!

5. I will tell you my first/clearest memory of you. - Well, your driving scares me more than Michael's... & that's scary!

6. I will tell you what your name would be if you were the opposite gender. - hm, Id have to say, Maureen. :)

7. I will ask you something that I have always wondered about you. - Do you sleep upside down?
Holly





Sep 7 2006 7:43 PM

Holly





Sep 5 2006 1:41 PM

That is why I have a DOG not a CaT!! Dakota Fetches empty beer bottles from the pool, plus she brings me one of my shoes, and she loooves me.
Ray





Sep 3 2006 1:05 PM


HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD MAN
Holly





Sep 3 2006 11:13 AM

Hey Logan!!!
GR8Scott!





Sep 1 2006 5:26 PM

happy birthday....
Holly





Sep 1 2006 1:11 PM


I think it fits you
Secret Society Of One





Aug 31 2006 4:27 PM

Hey Logan-

Your still having a birthday this year right? I'd hate to think of the alternative!
Jateen





Aug 15 2006 11:57 AM

Igor and I have a new QA project.
He's going to test my drinking capabilities. After last Friday I'm very curious. What do you think?
Misha





May 23 2006 9:42 PM

I kicke Holly off of the Short bus and cruized on by to say hi..
Jateen





Apr 9 2006 2:13 PM

Monstrovision!!!
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