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playing with dead things, starfucking, psychological monkey torture, pot-bellied pigs, martinis, astral projection, cosmetic amputation, martinis, breaking my fingers...
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i am not a 15-year-old girl!.. ..Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!" He took his vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome foe he sought -- So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought. And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came! One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. ..Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. .. Music
jesus & mary chain
sisters of mercy
placebo
the faint
45 grave
skid row
jane's addiction
ladytron
london after midnight
misfits
NIN
dresden dolls
christian death
IAMX
... for the most part though, if you like anything that is played on the radio, we do not have compatible taste in music.Movies
Television

..Books
glamorama, american psycho and anything by bret ellis, the dark tower series by stephen king, any of the gonzo papers by hunter thompson, the whole dragonlance series... ....Heroes


and this guy:
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- AREA51EVENTS
- The Red Lion Tavern
- Carl Brutananadilewski
- Roman
- Hollywood Improv
- Club Purple!!!
- Dysfunctional Doll Clot…
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- Video Star
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- Zombie Awareness
- Bizarre Magazine
- LOVEMADE®
- Candace Miller
- A!
- Bret Easton Ellis Offic…
- clubunderground
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- DR. C BA$TARD
- Tequila Tuesdays
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- PSYCHOTONIC
Music
My Playlist
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Blurbs
About me:
i like to record record the AWESOME THINGS MY FRIENDS SAY and post them on ze innarnetz for all to read... i am very good
at talking
about my feelings...
but only to people
i don't really know.
KING SHIT OF FUCK MOUNTAIN.
"There's nothing here, but what here's mine..."
Brandwunden hell, verwelkt schnell.

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DISCLAIMER: I WILL NOT ADD YOU IF YOU (1) ARE STUPID, (2) ARE A CHILD, OR (3) DO NOT SEND ME A MESSAGE FIRST. IF YOU TRY TO ADD ME, YOU WILL BE SCORNED.

if life gives you lemons... add vodka.
Can You See Me?
in london...
paris...

vienna...

budapest...

berlin?

beiteddine, lebanon?

..
Who I'd like to meet:
NOT YOU... BUT MAYBE YOUR CUTE FRIEND.(ONLY PEOPLE WHO I MAY SOMEDAY MEET IN THE REAL WORLD PLEASE - I'M NOT COLLECTING PHONY INNARWEB FRIENDS!!!)
well, how 'bout who i DO NOT want to meet?
LAME BANDS FUCK OFF!!!! Unless you really feel you suit my musical interests or someone in the band knows me... I AM SICK OF SHITTY MYSPACE MUSIC!!!!
No Children Please! i'm incapable of watching my language, and i don't want to get busted for corrupting a minor...
AND PLEASE, IF YOU LIKE LIMP BIZKIT, DON'T BOTHER TO APPLY!!!
NOW, WHO I WANT TO MEET:
people to drink absinthe with... someone to fight, someone to ding-dong-ditch danzig's house with me... someone who will make me famous... someone who knows fun things to do on tuesday nights.... maybe people in la, oc, santa barbara or ventura county? or far, far away. but not so much people from the midwest. people who want to vacation in far away lands. people who will teach me something new.
and of course, i'd like to meet this guy!
Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: c-towne
- Religion: Agnostic
- Zodiac Sign: Gemini
- Children: Undecided
- Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
- Education: Post grad
- Occupation: Lawyer/Mutant Hunter
Schools
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Loyola Law School
- Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
- Graduated: 2003
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Professional
- Major: alcoholism/procrastination/entertainment law
- Clubs: the "i hate rich kids who think that just because they have an $80k car they are allowed to take up 2 parking spots" club
2000 to 2003 -
University Of California-Santa Barbara
- Santa Barbara, CALIFORNIA
- Graduated: 1999
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: law/psych/martinis/planning the perfect crime...
- Minor: philosophy
1996 to 2000 -
Camarillo (adolfo) High
- Camarillo, CALIFORNIA
- Graduated: 1996
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
- Major: very little concentration in anything...
1992 to 1996
Companies
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Doom Machines, Inc
- LA, CA US
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