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"Only a fool would die for the sins of humanity!"

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Last Login: 4/18/2008
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GeneralBeing the retard that gets nailed to a cross for the sins of humanity!
MusicSlayer, Diecide, Bathory, Venom...pretty much anything Satanic.
MoviesLast Temptation of the Chris, The Devils Advocate, Muppets Take Manhatten.
Television700 Club.
BooksUsing the Bible when I run out of toilet paper.
HeroesKarl Marx, Friedrich Nietzsche, Jim Jones, David Kouresh to name a few.

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Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:NAZERETH
Body type:6' 6" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Occupation:HUMAN 2X4
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About me:


Greetings, my name is Jaygermeister. I am the owner and one of the writers for www.loljesus.com. It is probably the most blasphemous digital trainwreck on the internet. You will find nothing but sacrilegious satire, silly Christ-mocking photos, and videos of Christians exposing themselves at the wankers they really are. I haven’t always owned this site. I stumbled upon this July 2006 when I had the offer to buy the site. I’ve always been of the opinion that religious people are idiots and have had a general distain for all thing related to organized religion, so a project like this interested me greatly. After taking a look at it, I offered the guy $1000 USD, and (I couldn’t believe it) he went for it! The guy who had owned it before me apparently had other interests, so it hadn’t been updated since March of 2006.

I, along with the help of Judas Iscariot and Righteous Ryan, have been busy updating the site practically every day. Traffic is growing a lot now and even though www.loljesus.com is not about money, I really enjoy doing the site. With Christian morons like Mel Gibson out there fucking up Christianity by itself – the site practically writes itself.

I started a myspace page so:

1.I can spread the word of LOLJesus.com to like minded individuals.

2.Get more user submissions of sick anti-religious content.

3. Find contributors to write posts. Some of the people that are writing for it now are semi-famous guys writing under a pseudonym. If you are interested in wring shoot me an email to jay@jqmedia.org.

4. Find bands (in particular death and black metal, but any kind is fine) to trade some links with us.

It’s not that I have a particular dislike for Christians in general. I was raised Catholic, so I have first-hand knowledge of how stupid that organized religion really is. The same can be said about Muslims or any of that other shit.

Lastly, if you are offended, don’t look.

And yes, we do get death threats!

More stuff from Jay (aka Dick Delicious):

Check out:
Jays Personal Myspace Page, Operation Aspargus, Slumpbuster, and (of course) Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles, LOLJesus

Who I'd like to meet:
Mel Gibson.



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That's funny because I tried that one a while ago too, the one I gave you, and it made me all angry because they sucked real bad, and they didn't pay too good either they offered like tickets and stuff instead of cash.

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Anna started taking them too and she's making $850 a week, it's making me so mad because I'm the one that showed her which one to sign up with now she's making more than me.

Alright well me and Paul are getting ready to leave, just give me a call or I'll catch you on here and let me know if you have any problems with your membership.
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