Writing, reading, school...scratching my balls...Jeast's balls...kicking Elmo's balls...
Doing all kinds of things with balls, really.
Which Mediator Character are you?
Adam McTavish Your whip-crackin' sense of humour is always a source of joy. However, you only make jokes sometimes in order to hide the voice inside your mind that's begging for a little meaning in your life. A little seriousness never goes astray. But seriously, never lose your ability to laugh - it'll continue to draw people to you throughout your life. Oh, and by the way... a certain Snow White has been giving you fleeting glances lately...but only when you're not looking, of course. So yeah. Look.
BLOODHOUNG GANG, BABY! Robbie Williams, Stephen Lynch, Weird Al...er - oh boy, check out the lyrics to The Assuming Song. That song rocks my nuts off. Also, Placebo, PANIC! At The Disco and Nickelback.
At the moment on my playlist, I got:
Mr. Self Destruct - Nine Inch Nails
Fire - Paulina Rubio
Lithium - Nirvana
How To Save A Life - The Fray
Pain - Three Days Grace
Control Myself - Maroon 5
Fingers - Pink
Every You Ever Me - Placebo
2's Company - Charlton Hill
All the Same - Sick Puppies
Iris - Goo Goo Dolls
#1 Crush - Garbage
Light Surrounding You - Evermore
Laid - Matt Nathanson
Grace Kelly - Mika
I'm obsessed with ANYTHING from Disney and Avenue Q...
Movies
SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS! It's Jeast's theme movie, after all. I like Harry Potter movies, Ten Things I Hate About You, The Covenant, Hercules, Mulan and Aladdin (they're my Disneys) I love Labyrinth, Cruel Intentions, The Hot Chick, South Park Movie, and also Nightmare Before Christmas.
Television
Nip/Tuck, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Charmed, Supernatural, Monk, Family Guy, Tru Calling, House MD... they're the only one's I'm really super majorly obsessed with. However, I'll definitely watch Two and a Half Men if it's on. I love South Park too, but only when my bro downloads it.
Books
The Pop-Up Book of the Male Anatomy: Scratch and Sniff Edition. Haha, nah. Mediator, by Meg Cabot...what can I say? I'm obsessed. (With the character of Paul Slater. We tried to make it work out...you know, the whole relationship. But I kept getting papercuts.) Also, Twilight and New Moon by Stephenie Meyer. I love the Harry Potter series (doesn't everyone) and am one of the freaks awaiting the 5th movie and 7th book like there's no tomorrow. What I DON'T recommend is An Open Swimmer by Tim Winton. Thinking about reading it? Well, DON'T. Just DON'T. Do yourself a FAVOUR, back AWAY and RUN.
My favourite poem ever is Robert Frost's "Fire and Ice," after which I named my current story. If you're wildly curious, the poem is as so:
Some say the world will end in fire
Some say in ice
From what I've tasted of desire,
I hold with those who favour fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction, ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
Hello, foolish earthlings who've found this page.
Hopefully this poem will serve to engage,
And to inform ya'll about a psychotic lass
With her cheeky smile and ever-expanding ass.
And now, to educate you on the wicked witch, Lolly
Who sings Weird Al loud with a voice so jolly.
Obsessed with Paul Slater, and Dr. House's bum,
And sleeps with a teddy (at least she's getting some.)
She's best friends with many, such as Little Miss Hades
Who is notorious for her sexy way with the ladies
Then there's the one we all ostracise: Jeast
The evil, saliva-dripping, PANTS WEARING BEAST.
Next there's Emma the Crip, and Payno the Pain.
And Patchy the Patch - oh DAMN, we're insane.
Lolly's a writer and a passionate friend.
She's so cool! (Well she's not, but she likes to pretend.)
WHAT I CHERISH:
Making people happy.
Laughing
Chatting for hours on the phone with Hades
Other people with amazing personalities
Surrounded by people who get my psycho humour
Making photomanips on PhotoShop
Listening to DVDs while I paint
Singing in the Loyola Photo Day concert
Talking online with Stephie, plotting for Fire and Ice
Getting raped by Madeline.
Amy's hugs in Art class.
Kate's giggles.
Jeast's ass talking
Sitting under the tree.
Realising I've got another hour to sleep in the morning
Watching House MD episodes with Gordon
Talking to the girls in my PC when they're upset
How impossibly gullible and cute Payno is.
Emma W's gorgeous smile.
When Sara comes over - once or twice a year if I'm lucky...
Looking nice in photos.
WHAT I HATE:
Stressing out so much I make myself sick
Leaving things to the last minute
Shallow people
Crying
Feeling down on myself
When ignorant assholes diss my awesome friends
Confrontation
Talking on the phone to people I don't know.
Bottling up emotions when I really need help
Only getting three hours of sleep some nights
When people bitch behind my back; you got a problem, you say it to my face. Don't be a coward.
When things happen in the world that really make you feel the presence of evil.
Thinking too much.
Writer's block.
Being tired all of the time, resulting in a "Squinty Day."
Tim "Stinkton" Winton.
Failing.
Disappointing people
Having a crush on someone. It sucks ass.
Getting hurt.
Fear of never finding someone to love.
Time.
Cleaning my room, even when there's no point coz I'm just gonna mess it up again.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF LOLLY? Go here to fill this out. It's really easy, won't take a sec...
http://kevan.org/johari?name=Lollilicious
hey iv gone 5 yrs without thoes names and last person over east who tryed a name like that got sore fast lol
see u try and speek the leet also hehe
but yess i have class and well no i got no style, but hey u should put in a nice mention for me be like " hey this guy called josh who lived here 5 yrs ago says ur hot " lol
wheeeelllll seeing as u never speek to me i am terribly offened at you so much u should answer my pic comment :D
ok most days i just work 6-3 in an engerneering company doing shitty 1st yr apprentice stuff but i like it so yay!
im on a hunt to meet new random ppl to increase my friends base in the bunbury to perth area so i can do different things on my weekends as having recently become single i need to build a social life hehe :D
and you are sooo not as awesome and leet as i
how about ur self what u been up to ? withought pornage referance?3
Miss Lauren... so hurt you didnt include me in your welcome poem!!! haha nah just kids! lol its so funny, so you! hope to catch up with everyone soon. oh and did your give me an answer as to whether or not youll like to do salsa on wed nights? wuv emily ^_^
Hey hun.. How's your novel going? I wound up finishing that essay about an hour before it was due! Ha ha =P Btw.. Tickets sold out for that Melbourne screening, so I guess I'm out =(
Hey, I just wanted to say a quick hello and thank you for all of your wonderful parodies and videos... I'm a huge fan and really appreciate all the entertainment you provide!
OH! LOLLY: in case u havent noticed...u have taken over the minds of your fans. how so, you ask? well. we all know about 'mike newton', both character and microphone. what some may know is that Newton is a form of measurement in PhysicalScience. Just so happens thats what the school system is teaching my grade.
So when I'm bored and doodling, and I hear the teacher say 'Newton' you know what I think of? YOUR FRIGGIN MICROPHONE
...i was coughing pretty damn hard from not being able to laugh >< ^^;; but uhm yeahh
just a random comment... telling an example of how your lolly=ness has reached us across the globe...............specifically my science class ><;;
