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London Magician
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Logic only gives man what he wants, Magic gives him what he needs.
Male
30 years old
London
United Kingdom
Last Login: 7/10/2009
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London Magician's Interests
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| General | Well magic for starters. Reading. Poker, pool, generally dissolute activities. | | Music | Listening to it yes, dancing to it no. Except for Mouthful of Flies. Go and buy their CD. Even if you don't like metal. Buy it because my name's in it and you're probably only going to waste the money on something stupid like food, bills or a deserving charity. | | Movies | I like them. Yes. | | Television | If I was in to self harm I'd take up smoking. | | Books | Lots. Too many. Attention grabbing bastards. | | Heroes | People that hire me for a gig after reading my myspace profile. |
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London Magician's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking | | Hometown: | London | | Zodiac Sign: | Aries | | Education: | Post grad | | Occupation: | Conjuror |
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About me:
Mike is a professional close up magician and mind reader, whose early years were spent travelling throughout the Middle and Far East learning dark and secret things from various mystic types, deciphering the mysteries of the universe and attempting to understand Man's place in the divine plan. Once that was out of the way, he promptly returned to London ("The Spiritual Capital of the World") and took up his current occupation. He's basically the greatest magician who ever lived, but would never say so himself, being a modest and well brought up sort of chap. It's best to keep him away from the colour orange as when drunk Mike has been known to start fights with men who resemble the Dali Lama, all the while shouting "Where's my bloody money you cheating bastard?". He still denies that what happened in Beijing was his fault.
A good (paid) night out normally consists of:
Sleight of hand and sleight of mind; Gambling demonstrations; Mind reading; Predictions (generally accurate ones); ESP demonstrations; Fortunes told, usually via the tried and tested medium of a tarot deck, although recent EU legislation has meant that extispicy is once again available in the Hertz Mountains.
Book now to avoid the heart rending tragedy of a previous engagement.
You can contact me by e-mailing: london_magician@yahoo.co.uk
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Who I'd like to meet:
Myself ten years ago. I'd have a quiet word.
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