London Magician
"Logic only gives man what he wants, Magic gives him what he needs."

Male
29 years old
London,
United Kingdom



Last Login: 10/7/2008
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    London Magician's Interests
GeneralWell magic for starters. Reading. Poker, pool, generally dissolute activities.
MusicListening to it yes, dancing to it no. Except for Mouthful of Flies. Go and buy their CD. Even if you don't like metal. Buy it because my name's in it and you're probably only going to waste the money on something stupid like food, bills or a deserving charity.
MoviesI like them. Yes.
TelevisionIf I was in to self harm I'd take up smoking.
BooksLots. Too many. Attention grabbing bastards.
HeroesPeople that hire me for a gig after reading my myspace profile.

     London Magician's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking
Hometown:London
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Education:Post grad
Occupation:Conjuror



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About me:
Mike is a professional close up magician and mind reader, whose early years were spent travelling throughout the Middle and Far East learning dark and secret things from various mystic types, deciphering the mysteries of the universe and attempting to understand Man's place in the divine plan. Once that was out of the way, he promptly returned to London ("The Spiritual Capital of the World") and took up his current occupation. He's basically the greatest magician who ever lived, but would never say so himself, being a modest and well brought up sort of chap. It's best to keep him away from the colour orange as when drunk Mike has been known to start fights with men who resemble the Dali Lama, all the while shouting "Where's my bloody money you cheating bastard?". He still denies that what happened in Beijing was his fault.

A good (paid) night out normally consists of:

Sleight of hand and sleight of mind; Gambling demonstrations; Mind reading; Predictions (generally accurate ones); ESP demonstrations; Fortunes told, usually via the tried and tested medium of a tarot deck, although recent EU legislation has meant that extispicy is once again available in the Hertz Mountains.



Book now to avoid the heart rending tragedy of a previous engagement.

You can contact me by e-mailing: london_magician@yahoo.co.uk



Who I'd like to meet:
Myself ten years ago. I'd have a quiet word.




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Aug 23 2008 3:16 AM

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Aug 22 2008 4:56 PM

hi Mike,

wow, great to hear from you!

long time n all that, but glad to hear your doing well m full time conjuring ;-) i love your sense of humour too!

I'm full-time musicking too, but yeh the money thing doesn't always pan out!

hugs,
Milli xx
Fetish Fiction





Aug 9 2008 1:27 PM

Beatrix Von Bourbon





Aug 8 2008 12:15 AM

Your being online reminded me...

The heart arrived...
...but it wasn't a heart
...they sent me a brain.

They're sending the CORRECT order in the next couple of days.
x
sandra





Aug 5 2008 12:33 PM

Hey Mike! How are you doing? Hope everything is fine?! We are back in London again.
What happend meanwhile? I looking forward to see you soon:) Sxx
Robert Wolfshead Dark Artist





Jul 30 2008 7:07 PM

Hi my friend, How are you? Thankyou for the friendship, it is a pleasure to meet you. Great work you are doing! I hope you enjoy my Dark Art. Stay in touch.
Rob
Keely-Louise





Jul 10 2008 9:24 AM

Hey there monkey how you doing? Hopefully working lots and getting lots of money. (You're completely worth it of course! and if you're being nosey and reading this and are not Mike, then Hire him. He is an excellent magician. honest. I've seen him!)
Anyway, just thought I'd stop by as I'm slightly worried that my curry recipie has killed you, and now you're actually dead instead of reading this, which is a real shame as you were a very nice man.
In the case that indeed you have not died from my recipie, and you are in fact alive and well, just very lazy for not getting your arse onto myspace and sending me a message, you'd better sort yourself out and do so soon!!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Lost Vagueness





Jun 19 2008 11:49 PM

THANK YOU!!!! For your magic, humour and all round effort at the gig on Monday night, thanks also on behalf of the Burmese people, we managed to raise a lot of money for them, with your help....come and grace one of our events some time soon...or else!! xx
Beatrix Von Bourbon





Jun 17 2008 9:17 PM

"Music: Listening to it yes, dancing to it no."

Ahem.
Miss La Vida





Jun 17 2008 11:20 AM

Hang on: You didn't tell me you do predictions.
We need to have serious chats my friend!
Wallflower Photography





Jun 4 2008 5:53 PM

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Chateau Kitsch - Brighton





May 27 2008 11:45 AM

Cheers for th add.
May be we could use you at one of our wee sessions sometime? xxx
[ - MISS - PLUM - ]





May 20 2008 7:23 AM

heyya hows it going?

Tamara Stein





May 17 2008 7:11 AM

Thanks for the add!
Hope to see you soon
Tamara
Beatrix Von Bourbon





May 8 2008 2:07 PM

I'd own you at Texas Hold 'em.
x
The Opium Den





May 6 2008 7:50 AM

sandra





Apr 23 2008 11:19 PM

was great to see you again :) Have a nice rest of the week! Sx
Nadi ©





Apr 20 2008 7:29 PM

where have you been lol.
whats happening up there in london village, thought about auditioning some close-up...bit scarey tho
Dangerous Dolly





Apr 5 2008 1:24 PM

Hope to see your trickery again soon!

DD
xx




sandra





Apr 4 2008 1:29 PM

Hey Mike! Was lovely to meet you yesterday :) Thanks again for inviting us! Looking forward to seeing you tonight as well! Ohh and btw the last pics are great! Sx
The *GYPSY HOTEL* Club - 2 years old 18 October!





Mar 31 2008 3:19 PM

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Miss Rose Thorne





Mar 29 2008 7:43 PM

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Nadi ©





Mar 28 2008 2:26 PM

dont goooooooooooooooooo
Nadi ©





Mar 28 2008 1:29 AM

is it your birthday!
oh happy birthday my magicial burlesque superstar! xxx
Robert





Mar 25 2008 3:12 PM

Happy birthday!
Suzn





Mar 20 2008 6:51 AM

hello hello, thank you for your message, the next night Lizz didn't join me tot the party, I needed to run the champange bar alone and since I needed to work all night, she decided to take some rest at home, but 2morrow night, partyyyyyy in amsterdam, I'll bet you are sorry you cannot join, we will have a blast, no working just drinking, yiehaaaaa :) xox
Nadi ©





Mar 10 2008 2:24 PM

haha, i knew you never doubted me, but im a sucker for role play ;)
Madame Talbots Victorian Lowbrow™





Mar 10 2008 5:51 AM

Thank you for finding me
and for your gracious request.
It is a pleasure to make
your online acquaintance!

Warm regards,
Madame Talbot
of Madame Talbot's Victorian Lowbrow,,

Fortune Teller Poster
Madame Talbot's Victorian Lowbrow
www.MadameTalbot.com
Nadi ©





Feb 26 2008 12:00 PM

hey you, hows london village?
come to swindon for a swanky night out, come meet my sis! youd love her, shes a great laugh....and single lolll (i am such a blatent cilla black)
Reptile





Feb 16 2008 11:21 AM



Nadi ©





Feb 13 2008 9:21 PM

happy valentines ... well you know im cheesey.


MySpace Graphics
Beatrix Von Bourbon





Feb 13 2008 1:33 PM

MySpace won't let me reply to your message! And I'm on Matt's laptop, so can't send an email.

I'm off to the library now. I'll email you from my PC when I get back (your address better be on your card! :p)

xox
Beatrix Von Bourbon





Feb 11 2008 7:03 PM

It was an absolute pleasure to meet you last night. Thank-you so much for coming down.

It looks like March 29th may be changed now, in favour of another Sunday, but this is still in negotiation. I'll keep you posted.

I'm going to try and crack on with some uni work tomorrow, and how much I get done will influence when I come to London this week. I'll give you a ring when I'm more organised!

I need tea. x
sandra





Feb 7 2008 8:00 PM

Hey M :) was great to meet you lately. If I am around tomorrow evening I ll give you a ring. Love Sx
Nadi ©





Feb 6 2008 11:29 PM

any good gigs this week? i really should get my ass into gear and get working more, seriously going to do the next convention...just for the bar lol
Nadi ©





Feb 1 2008 6:07 PM

hello mr, finally put of a vid of me doing something magical, its quite pants , and something i did as part of someone elses show, so, not my usual stuff/costume/music, quite chesey really lol, but come, laugh, and feel good about your own act haha
Amanda Mae Steele





Jan 26 2008 2:00 PM

Thanks again for last night - you went down really really well!
How does the 29th Feb sound to you for another apperance
Amanda Mae Steele





Jan 15 2008 9:50 PM

Mister Meredith





Oct 26 2007 4:35 PM

Nice to get a preview on Tuesday - look forward to seeing you on the Barge. I may do scary clothes...
Nadi ©





Oct 10 2007 5:18 PM

how did the showcase on the boat go?
Daniel Stevenson





Sep 5 2007 11:57 AM

Breeder!! - Live to kill your leader!!

Dan
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myspace.com/mouthfulofflies
Nadi ©





Aug 16 2007 9:39 AM

aloha, im the evil twin hehe
dont listen to her underneath, shes mental!! ;)
maureen





Aug 14 2007 12:17 PM

well hellooo
nice to meet you, what a lovely spread..the cards i mean.
drop by sometime, im off to splash in the rain.