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About me: "I'm not a woman, I'm a force of nature!" Courtney Love
You Are an Alpha Female
Powerful, confident, and successful - you are definitely a dominant force.
You control social and dating situations. It's clear that you're always in charge.
I haven't seen allot of the people I love in a long time... It's my fault... I've been wrapped in being in love... It's easy to get isolated when you find someone special... I know you know... But I need you to know I need you in my life... I'm sending this comment to the people who have become my family... just so you all don't forget... you are always in my thoughts... and I hope I'm always in yours... call me if you ever need anything... 270-996-1725... I love you... Paul
A little boy and his grandfather were out on the porch.The kid sees him drinking beer and asks"grampa can I have a drink of beer"Grampa says"can you touch the head of your penis to your ass?"The kid says NO.Grampa says well your not old enough to drink beer.Later he sees his grampa smoking a cigar.The kid asks"Can I smoke a cigar Grampa?:Again he says"Can you touch the head of your penis to your ass?;Again the kid says NO.Grampa says"well your not old enough to smoke.Later the kid comes out on the porch with a plate of fresh cookies and milk.Grampa asks:Can I have a cookie?:The kid says can you touch the head of your penis to your ass?Grampa says yes I can.The kid says "Good then you can go fuck yourself because grandma made these cookies for me"lol...
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself." "The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago.""And what about the third rose?", she asked. "That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears. lol....
oh wow...i barely remember tha last show!!! so i guess u were 1 of tha many that came up 2 me while i was posted up on a bench!! pure madness, but i guess thats what u get wit me!! ill c u at tha next show DIVA!!!! MUCH LOVE!!!!
I'm doing good...can't complain. I'm ready for this show. I don't get to see anyone really unless it's showtime. Let's try and kick it some time outside of Ellis Place...that way you can chill the whole time and not have to work! Btw, how are you?
