Back in the year 2000, before the terrorist attacks, an experiment was hatched on Ben's back porch. Matt and Ben had little sleep, but they had a guitar and a tape recorder. They also had a penchant for offending people. Many years and hundreds of songs later, Lonely And Horny came to be the monster that it is. With fans from Arizona to Long Island and Canada to Denmark, the fury will never stop. In mid-2002, the band picked up the raunchy and dark musings of the great Velvet Jones and shortly thereafter, the dark and colorful musings of Alowishous Constantinople. These additions really helped to bring the band into its own. The lucky few have gotten a free cd direct from the source, and if you ask nice you may get a digital copy. Without a single tour or live show, only by word of mouth, the band had gathered a cult fanbase. Either you like it or you hate it. There is no middle ground here. With a mission to make everyone laugh because they really don't believe what they heard, Lonely and Horny is a band that's going to haunt you in your dreams, inspire you when you're running dry, and keep you from commiting suicide when you're feeling like a piece of crap.
Oh, and if you think we're making fun of you....we totally are making fun of you.
Lonely And Horny does not currently play any shows. However, if you would like to see us perform, we do karaoke at Jackalope Jacks on 7th street every Saturday night and most Thursday nights.
Whats up? Thanks for taking the time to check us out. Be ready for our debut full length "The Exodus of Autonomy" in stores everywhere Spring 2009 on Victory Records. Check out our merch store if you get a chance. We'll be shredding all over the world and dominating your town very soon.
I don't come up there very much b/c it is so far to drive at night. But, I'm looking for a new place and trying to get closer to uptown, so soon. I promise. How you guys been?
So I realized something sad as I scrolled thru your page... I can identify the styles of bras your skanks are wearing. Hmmm...occupational hazzard I guess.
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