關於我： FIRST OF ALL... THIS IS A FAN BASED MYSPACE ACCOUNT... I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH PABST BREWING COMPANY AND PABST BREWING COMPANY NEITHER ENDORSES NOR SUPPORTS ME IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM... NO I CANNOT SPONSOR YOU OR HAVE ANY WAY TO FIND OUT HOW... DO THE RESEARCH YOURSELF... I can however, repost bulletins and flyers for those friends, parties, and or organizations i like and or support...
Secondly... I love Lone Star Beer... I'm happy to share that love of Lone Star Beer with you...
I will post what ever bulletin pleases me, whatever blog i choose and remember I don't give a rats ass whether you like my bulletins, blogs, or responses to any of your bulletins and or blogs...
have a problem with that? DELETE ME!!! I promise i wont cry, beg or stalk you and ask for your freindship... remember... you requested my add... I did not request yours...
Cheers!!!
我想認識： Any and All!!!
If you can relate to any of these symptoms.. WE"VE MET!!!
SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction,
beer is unusually pale and clear.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION REQUIRED: Find someone who will buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction,
and the front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open when drinking or glass applied to
wrong part of face.
ACTION REQUIRED: Buy another beer and practice in front of mirror.
Drink as many as needed to perfect drinking technique.
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION REQUIRED: Turn glass other way up so that open end points
toward ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION REQUIRED: Go stand next to nearest dog. After a while
complain to the owner about its lack of house
training and demand a beer as compensation.
SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION REQUIRED: Find someone who will buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Floor swaying.
FAULT: Excessive air turbulence, perhaps due to
air-hockey game in progress.
ACTION REQUIRED: Insert broom handle down back of jacket.
SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION REQUIRED: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.
If not, complain loudly that you are being kidnapped.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with ceiling tiles and
flourscent light strip across it.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION REQUIRED: If your glass is full and no one is standing on
your drinking arm, stay put. If not, get someone
to help you get up, lash yourself to bar.
SYMPTOM: Everything has gone dim, mouth full of cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION REQUIRED: See above.
SYMPTOM: Everything has gone dark.
FAULT: The Bar is closing.
ACTION REQUIRED: Panic.
SYMPTOM: You awaken to find your bed hard, cold and wet.
You cannot see your bedroom.
FAULT: You have spent the night in the gutter.
ACTION REQUIRED: Check your watch to see if bars are open yet.
If not, treat yourself to a lie-in.
Gun Control Barack Obama, at a recent rural elementary school assembly in WVA, asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.
Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.'
Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud West Va. . drawl, pierced the quiet and said: 'Well, dumbass, stop clapping!'
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