About me: FIRST OF ALL... THIS IS A FAN BASED MYSPACE ACCOUNT... I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH PABST BREWING COMPANY AND PABST BREWING COMPANY NEITHER ENDORSES NOR SUPPORTS ME IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM... NO I CANNOT SPONSOR YOU OR HAVE ANY WAY TO FIND OUT HOW... DO THE RESEARCH YOURSELF... I can however, repost bulletins and flyers for those friends, parties, and or organizations i like and or support...
Secondly... I love Lone Star Beer... I'm happy to share that love of Lone Star Beer with you...
I will post what ever bulletin pleases me, whatever blog i choose and remember I don't give a rats ass whether you like my bulletins, blogs, or responses to any of your bulletins and or blogs...
have a problem with that? DELETE ME!!! I promise i wont cry, beg or stalk you and ask for your freindship... remember... you requested my add... I did not request yours...
Cheers!!!
Who I'd like to meet: Any and All!!!
If you can relate to any of these symptoms.. WE"VE MET!!!
SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction,
beer is unusually pale and clear.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION REQUIRED: Find someone who will buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction,
and the front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open when drinking or glass applied to
wrong part of face.
ACTION REQUIRED: Buy another beer and practice in front of mirror.
Drink as many as needed to perfect drinking technique.
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION REQUIRED: Turn glass other way up so that open end points
toward ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION REQUIRED: Go stand next to nearest dog. After a while
complain to the owner about its lack of house
training and demand a beer as compensation.
SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION REQUIRED: Find someone who will buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Floor swaying.
FAULT: Excessive air turbulence, perhaps due to
air-hockey game in progress.
ACTION REQUIRED: Insert broom handle down back of jacket.
SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION REQUIRED: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.
If not, complain loudly that you are being kidnapped.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with ceiling tiles and
flourscent light strip across it.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION REQUIRED: If your glass is full and no one is standing on
your drinking arm, stay put. If not, get someone
to help you get up, lash yourself to bar.
SYMPTOM: Everything has gone dim, mouth full of cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION REQUIRED: See above.
SYMPTOM: Everything has gone dark.
FAULT: The Bar is closing.
ACTION REQUIRED: Panic.
SYMPTOM: You awaken to find your bed hard, cold and wet.
You cannot see your bedroom.
FAULT: You have spent the night in the gutter.
ACTION REQUIRED: Check your watch to see if bars are open yet.
If not, treat yourself to a lie-in.
Cheers my friend. Just passing to wish you a great day. Sharing a cold one with your friends is some of the most fun you can have with you pants on !!! "Fear no beer" and always, Rock Hard... Timo kaarkoski - Temple of Sin
Stage County in the Voodoo Lounge at the House of Blues Restaurant
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Buy Stage County concert tickets for the show at House of Blues / Voodoo Lounge Dallas Sunday 11/08/2009 Doors: 09:30 PM Show: 10:00 PM Price: $5.00 - General Admission at the Door Ages: all Genre: Rockin' Country
House of Blues Dallas White Swan Building Dallas, TX 75202 (214) 978-BLUE (2583
The Rose and Ben Band would like to thank you so very much for your friendship and support. And appreciate you accepting our invitation, VOICE IT IN MUSIC.
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