great show last night gentleman. I hope to play one with you soon. Til then, count sheep, skip cracks in sidewalks, eat waffles- but not TOO quickly, or else you'll get a tummy ache!, speak backwards, play go-fish, listen to Beethoven, march a bit, read depressing things by Sylvia Plath- counter it with tales by the great Dr. Seuss of course, golf on Sundays, burn churches on Fridays- but call the fire department on Thursdays, catch fireflies, dehydrate, dedicate at least 7 minutes and 6 seconds (which is equivalent to 6 minutes and 66 seconds- hence the oh so spooky number of the beast) to Slayer- even though most of you probably don't like metal (particuarly Doug lol), clap hands, bust out the cubans (if you must), shake hands with Tom Waits, take Molly Ringwald to prom please, decorate a cake with a forest that EXACTLY replicates the forest in the second Lord of the Rings film, also go into a fastfood restaurant and order onion rings just so you can proclaim, "ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL!"- so a Star Wars fan can "judge" you and "teach you" about a galaxy far far away- while trickling your fingers up and down a ticklish females spine, hold a fake funeral for a friend, chew some Trident, learn to use a pogostick, ride a bicycle, raise 20 children, catch some mice only to set them free, cut up some cheese and put it in prison, get yourselves thrown into jail, drive down Cedar road (so you can look at the, "call walt" bail bonds van), juggle a new world record of 102 bowling pins, make your 2013 new years resolution, record your EP, listen to a song by Sunny Day Real Estate (take your pick), find a reason to love or hate ump lumpas- then compare there differences and similarities to Nazis, start smoking just so you can go through the pain in the ass of quiting, and have a near death experience by driving to your nearest morgue, cemetary, and mcdonalds- oh but do this all at once in five minutes please (which of course is
Mendel the Magnificent has a nice new cover version of, "Kiss With A Fist" (originally by Florence and the Machine) recorded for ya! Give it a listen! : )
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