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  • joe

  • 30 / Male
  • Fort Worth, Texas, US
  • Last Login: 10/29/2009

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Interests

  • General

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    Joe Benton's Facebook profile

    StumbleUpon

  • Music

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  • Movies

  • Television

    ..Trailer Park Boys | The Office | Chappelle Show | Sealab 2021 | Family Guy | SportsCenter | The State | Reno 911 | Arrested Development | Curb Your Enthusiasm | Mr. Show | The Simpsons | Seinfeld | Talk Sex with Sue Johanson | Kung Fu | Law and Order

  • Books

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  • Heroes

    ..Just you

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Hometown: Austin, Texas
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 11" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Children: Someday
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Preoccupied

Schools

  • The University Of Texas At Austin

    • Austin, TEXAS
    • Graduated: 2003
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Major: Communication Studies
    • Clubs: Society of Professional Mediators | Career Student | Undergraduate Research Assistant | KVRX 91.7 FM Nightly News - Tuesday Evening Co-anchor
    • Greek: Gamma Delta Iota
    1998 to 2003

  • The University Of Texas At Arlington

    • Arlington, TEXAS
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: None
    • Major: Psychology
    • Clubs: Spring 1998 - UTA Technology and Literature Magazine - Student Writer | I really don't remember going to school here
    1998 to 1998

  • Texas Christian University

    • Ft Worth, TEXAS
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: None
    • Major: Undecided
    • Clubs: Dean's List - Fall 1997 | Fucking with rich kids
    1997 to 1997

  • Lewisville H S

    • Lewisville, TEXAS
    • Graduated: 1997
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Clubs: Top 13% of 1997 Graduatiing Class | 1996 Future Business Leaders of America "Information Technology" Competition - 1st Place (Texas) and National Finalist | National Honor Society | Texas Association of Future Educators | DECA | National Merit Semi-Finalist | Underage Drinking at the Moontower | Freshman Men's Basketball - B Team (Injured Reserve) | Golf Pimp
    1993 to 1997

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Blurbs

About me:

I graduated from college once. I want to go back to college and graduate a few more times, and then be a Psychologist. I like the strategic aspects of football and basketball. I play golf. I love good music. I love my hammock. I love Austin, Texas ..--so I live there... I like stars and the breeze at night in the fall. I don't smoke unless I'm drinking or stressed. I only dance when I'm drunk or in love...or when I'm drunk and think I'm in love. I enjoy cooking, and I'm actually good at it most of the time. I like dreams. ..I've never once been in a photo booth... I like reading. I like movies, too. I might be a Luddite. My biggest weakness is a beautiful woman with a guitar. My biggest fear is living complacently. I love my sunroof. I love my family for all the shit we've been through. I love it when it rains. I want to travel the world out of a backpack with a good friend.

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Comments

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  • krystal perle

    Apr 12 2009 7:25 PM

    happy happy birthday (and easter) josephino!
  • B.I.L.F.Bill Walker

    Jan 10 2009 12:02 AM

    dude........ new blog
  • krystal perle

    Dec 21 2008 6:21 PM

  • Candice

    Dec 10 2008 11:17 PM

    Photobucket

    I couldn't resist.
    =)
  • Candice

    Nov 8 2008 5:07 AM

    Soon after realizing that I am in fact addicted to Stumbleupon, I stumbled upon my first review. It made me smile. ;)

    P.S. If you look out the window at the moon, you can totally see the man in the moon.
  • Candice

    Oct 20 2008 11:11 PM

    yes...of all things blue.
    ;)
  • Candice

    Oct 20 2008 1:38 AM

    Bowerbirds (/ˈbaʊərˌbɜrd/): a medium sized bird found throughout Australia and New Guinea.

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    To attract mates, a male bowerbird will build a bower made only from blue objects, such as shells, leaves, flowers, feathers, stones, berries, and even discarded plastic items or pieces of glass. The collection of objects reflects the personal taste of each bird and its ability to procure unusual and rare items (going as far as stealing them from neighboring bowers).

    ;) Thought it was an interesting bit of information.
  • Maura

    Sep 29 2008 5:28 PM

    I'm coming home on Thursday!!!!
  • Kathleen

    Sep 21 2008 10:18 PM

    I got a little package in the mail! SOOOO Awesome!!! Thank you!!!!

    como va?
  • Maura

    Sep 14 2008 12:37 AM

    Howdy, friend.
    Geez I miss you and home!
  • Liz

    Sep 12 2008 3:59 AM

    where is my Joe-y? I have news that might surprise you, but then you know that I'm a woman and therefore have no sense, so maybe it won't surprise you at all.
  • Candice

    Aug 27 2008 11:03 PM

    Karate Kid.

    "Wax on...wax off. Wax on...wax off."

    1984.
    ;)
  • Candice

    Sep 1 2008 3:44 AM

    enjoy it while it lasts, longhorn.
  • Jess

    Aug 29 2008 5:32 PM

    Saw Reichle at "the corner" last night when I was leaving Gregory Gym. They were getting it started EARLY! Hook 'em.
  • Johnny P

    Aug 25 2008 6:19 AM

    So you were at the MMJ show in Dallas? Nice.

    What's your shaggy handle?
  • filmgoddess

    Aug 22 2008 5:33 PM

    Come to my housewarming party Friday night before you go play in Austin.
  • filmgoddess

    Aug 20 2008 5:17 AM

    hey you.. whatcha up to next weekend?
  • krystal perle

    Aug 15 2008 2:46 AM

    wtf? i kept approving them and they kept showing up in my blog but they weren't sent as blog comments.

    those friggin' comments have taken on a life of their own and are currently breeding in my blog.

    creepy!
  • krystal perle

    Aug 15 2008 2:31 AM

    awww, can you try posting it again? it was weird, it appeared twice, and twice i approved it but it never appeared! and the numerologist in me loves that song. 12345, 678910, 11 12.

  • Liz

    Aug 13 2008 5:29 PM

    www. billsforbethany. com

    if you please.
  • krystal perle

    Aug 12 2008 3:22 AM

    you know what would be sweet? if i could get PW's laugh as my ringtone!
  • Kathleen

    Aug 11 2008 5:21 AM

    I miss you Joe! Can I request a Joe Mix??
    Hope you're doing well
  • Candice

    Jul 31 2008 9:16 PM

    Welcome to the Finer Things Club, Longhornjoe.

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  • krystal perle

    Jul 31 2008 3:52 AM

    during my worst times
    on the park benches
    in the jails
    or living with
    whores
    I always had this certain
    contentment-
    I wouldn't call it
    happiness-
    it was more of an inner
    balance
    that settled for
    whatever was occuring
    and it helped in the
    factories
    and when relationships
    went wrong
    with the
    girls.

    it helped
    through the
    wars and the
    hangovers
    the backalley fights
    the
    hospitals.

    to awaken in a cheap room
    in a strange city and
    pull up the shade-
    this was the craziest kind of
    contentment

    and to walk across the floor
    to an old dresser with a
    cracked mirror-
    see myself, ugly,
    grinning at it all.

    what matters most is
    how well you
    walk through the
    fire.
    ..
  • krystal perle

    Jul 26 2008 2:39 PM

    eww, that was creepy..

    thanks for contaminating my thoughts for the rest of the day!