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Lon Madnight's Interests
General
Family and friends. Captain Marvel. Classic Movie monsters. Classic comedians.
ARRIVES June 24: Hey You! GO HERE NOW! http://universalmonsterarmy.com/
Music
60's R&R. Motown, Beatles, Monkees, Ventures. Tv/Movie soundtracks. for todays music I listen to The Ghastly Ones, Los Straitjackets,The Moon-Rays, Bomboras, Man or Astro Man?.
Movies
Bride of Frankenstien,Superman, Wizard of Oz, The Americanization of Emily,
The Harry Potters, Star Wars 4-6 (The orignal three) Star Trek: Wrath of Kahn and Undiscovered Country, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Diamonds are Forever, Yellow Submarine, Head. I've been disced! check it out www.accomics.com
Actor, writer, Proud Father. (well, admitted anyway). Husband, son, best friend, confidant, inhumanitarian.A walker in light and dark.
IF YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND:
There are a few guidelines. I'm amiable, but I don't add everybody.
#1. You must be over 18
#2. there MUST be a photo of you on your request or on your page. I don't add drawings.
#3.If I don't add you right away or even at all, It may be that your page takes DAYS TO LOAD. Dial back the graphics so people can get a handle on you.
#4. Finally, I have to feel that we have something to say to each other. You're quite welcome to an obsessively negative veiwpoint or an overly-agressive nature if that's who you are. But please don't mind if I don't join you.
AND REMEMBER: YOU DON'T LOSE POINTS JUST BECAUSE YOU"RE NOT ON MY FRIENDS LIST. I'M NOT THAT BIG A DEAL.
Who I'd like to meet: Lots of people who are mostly dead now. Of the ones who are alive, John Stweart, Robin Williams,George Carlin, Paul and Ringo, Mike,Peter,and Davy, (met Micky) Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, (Just to be able to say I'd met him, y'know?) But I wouldn't want to meet any of them unless I had something meaningful to say.
Well, that can happen when one burns a candle from both ends.
Especially if that candle turns out to be a stick of dynamite in disguise.
Sticks of dynamite second only to sticks of gum in their love of fancy dress and annoying pranks. Gum, however, mostly sticking to shoes or wickets, rather than the explosion of veins in stone or body.
Hoping you are soon free of all discomfort, or at least can charge something for such, soon.
LON, MY BROTHER....JUST DROOPING IN TO SEE WHATS UP ON YOUR END ON MANSTER LAND... ALL YOUR STUFF LOOKS KILLER!! ALL THE BEST FROM ALL OF US, TO YOU, GOOD SUHH...
That, is, a challenge. Being that with such creatures you get two, two, two threats in one.
…and the type of attitude which comes from feeling out of place in both the metallic and, get-the-pitchforks-and torches, inspirational communities.
With robot monsters there are always those painful pre school memories of never being able to enjoy oil served out of a juice box with a Sippy straw. There is always that first time when they realize they can’t plug into an electrical socket like the other kids.
…and the subsequent humiliation which comes from the subsequent skin grafts made of shag rug. Shag rug harvested from custom vans with tear drop windows and Frank Frazzetta murals on the sides. Shag rugs laced with the residue of broken lava lamps and soaked by broken water beds.
Shag rugs that Scooby doo once spent countless years forced to live on during those trips in the mystery van.
Yeah, those robot monsters get pretty bitter with time.
I have always found that a crab is best dealt with by using a nut cracker and a large portion of melted butter.
…unless the crab in question is someone born in June or July . Under those circumstances I’d say a large mallet or any weapon of mass destruction would work well.
Even someone like Mike Tyson (b. June 30) couldn’t stand up to a WMD. I fear, however, he wouldn’t be all that good with melted butter. I’m the type that tends to eschew cannibalism, though. You may feel differently.
Hoping all your crabs come soft shelled and well baked, Rose
