All verse written and performed by Lon Ohnder.
Congas, Bongos, Thunderstick and Mojobox, Generalissimo Spud
Special Thanks to Jon Ohnder and Hit City Recording
Influences
Allen Ginsberg, Charles Bukowski, William Carlos Williams, Robert Frost, Robert Zimmerman, John Lennon, Walt Whitman
Hi! Just wanted to make sure all my friends know that my new erotic horror novel THE 13TH is now in stores everywhere! I hope you'll check out this debauched and demonic horror ride!
There's even a website devoted just to the book, with an interactive map of the places and characters at www.the13th-horror.com.
Edward Lee called THE 13TH "A double-barreled shotgun blast of macabre entertainment -- an expert amalgamation of grotesquerie, eroticism, mystery, and pitch-black occult horror that no fan of the genre can miss."
And Gary A. Braunbeck said, "John Everson's The 13th is the first out-and-out horror novel in a long while to actually scare the **** out of me while reading it. It's stylish, extremely well-written, filled with richly-drawn characterizations, and boasts a labyrinthine plot worthy of Umberto Eco. Trust me -- this one will fry your nerves and break your heart."
Thanks for the friendship and support!!! I know I've been quiet for a while but I'm working on some new stuff so please check out my page in the coming months. One!
Hi! Just wanted to make sure all my friends know that my 2nd horror novel SACRIFICE is now in stores everywhere, including Amazon.com! I hope you'll check out this debauched and demonic horror ride! Here are a couple reviews it's gotten so far:
“SACRIFICE is a full frontal assault on your senses. It is a dark, brutal, bloody and terribly frightening book. Everson went deep into some dark abyss to bring this book to the light of day.... I highly recommend SACRIFICE.” —Famous Monsters of Filmland
“John Everson manages in SACRIFICE to dispense buckets of blood, provide edgy perversity, and walk the tenuous tightrope of horror and sex without falling: It’s rather an amazing feat.” –Hell Notes
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I am gonna let you make the call on posting. I think the spoken stuff is the best. the 1st take of the 420 song is pretty good too. We should try to get into Hit City sometime in the future to do it right though. See ya in August!!
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HA! Flapjack go upstairs, find hippies in kitchen. Long hair, beard plus hippie girl in half shirt. Nice stack! I say, "What kind of shit?" Hippie girl say, "Flapjack, love make world go round. " I say, "Vodka do same thing but cheaper!" HA!
HA! Business slow ass second day in row, fix one gypsy cab only. Flapjack close garage, find girl take to baseball game. Top row, climb many steps, HA! I pass girl half pint, she finish off fast, last drop. I say "What kind of shit is this?" Soon as game start she yell, "Kill umpire!" I say, "Girl why you say that? He do no wrong to you. " Then she say, "That what you think Flapjack, umpire my husband!" HA!
Manifold crack! Told customer very expensive, parts alone three hundred, cash only. Customer say he have two tickets, see Mustafio tonight instead of pay, take date. I say "What kind of full of shit is that?" Customer say, "What Flapjack, you no like see great Mustafio perform?" I say, "Once Flapjack saw imitation Mustafio, and was shit! HA! You want fix you pay half now or take hike!"
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