Xack Brame {UM} (Xack Brame)

Xack Brame {UM}

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I love to sluts. I love, I love to Sluts.
I love to sluts. I love, I love to Sluts.
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Hi! I'm
..Xack Brame..

I'm a lover, not a fighter, but I'm also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
When it rains, it's because I'm sad.
I love Sluts
Even my parents’ advice is insightful.
My shirts never wrinkle.
I am left-handed... And right-handed.
Even if I forget to put postage on my mail, it gets to it's destination.
The police often question me, just because they find me interesting.
If a monument was built in my honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.
My blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after me.
I don’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
My cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for me.
I once taught a dog how to bark... In Spanish
My bear hugs are actually hugs I give to bears.
If I disagrees with someone it is because they are wrong.
I have never lost a sock
Restaurants offer me the usual table, even if I have never been there before.
Whatever side of the tracks I'm currently on is the right side. If I were to cross the tracks, I'd still be on the right side.
The majority of love songs were written by me, for me, or about me.
I've won the same lifetime achievement award. Twice.
I can speak Russian. In French
I never say something tastes like Chicken. Even Chicken.
I can undeniably prove the Bermuda Triangle is, in fact, a parallelogram.
I can speak Braille
All of my questions are Rhetorical