
Never never never know what to put on these things! Am just a bubbly, friendly girl from Liverpool, going to uni in Manchester. Studying Psychology, no I don't know what you're thinking but I do know a load of useless stuff about neurons, good stuff! I love my friends, love my family, most important things in the world. Spend most of my time at uni, at the gym, pissed, watching footie, shopping, playing pool. Not in that order. Do promo work sometimes at races too which has enabled me to master the perma-smile. I'd probably do anything for the people I care about which may be a good or bad thing, I'm undecided. Alan Partridge is amazing. As are Bill Bailey, The Killers, nail varnish that dries in 60 seconds, LFC and many other things I'd name if I wasn't so busy and important!

Mousse from a bowl is nice but to put it on a person is demented!

Dan's a great man. I was talking to him today on the phone and he was asking me what phone I have and I said a Motorola Timeport and he said 'that's SAAAAAADDDDD! you need to upgrade' and I said 'so do you to a new face!' He nearly soiled himself he said he was laughing so hard, he had Kenco coming out of his nostrils and that made me laugh... But my nostrils were clear.

I wish I'd be at bit more spontaneous. Sometimes I feel like going out, stealing a traffic cone, putting it on my head and saying, "Look at me, I'm a giant witch."

Hello, I'm a communist with a gun, I hate you lot. I've just thrown the royal family off a plane. Can I use your toilet please?

I don't know what to put here really but the mushrooms are so cute!