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Taylor Connelly
Jokes / Stand-Up / Asian
Taylor  Connelly I’m pretty funny

Male
23 years old
BOSTON, MA
United States



Last Login: 11/8/2009
Mood: relaxed Mood Image
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   Taylor Connelly's Comedian Bio
BioTaylor was born into an Irish Catholic family. He attended Saint Johns Prep, a devoutly Catholic School. He now openly mocks his creator, but is building a career out of it. He has also been banned from all Chuck E. Cheese Restaurants, but that was an unrelated and isolated incident. Taylor is laughing his way into eternal damnation, although since he lives in his own private hell, he doesn’t mind. He currently attends Suffolk University, where he is having a great time and meeting plenty of wonderful people.
FilmsCarrie the Cyclist MyTamagotchiDied

    Taylor Connelly's Interests
GeneralCorrupting the youth, Pissing people off and having them realize that it's just a joke, being racist against white people
MusicPunk, Ska, and Metal
TelevisionEntourage and Curb Your Enthusiam
BooksBringing Down the House
Heroes

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Groups: People Of Color Who Luv People Of Color!pimps, hoes, and those that know betterThe Red HatBostonAbove the law.NYC Underground Comedy FestLandon Kass

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     Taylor Connelly's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Peabody
Body type:6' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:Part time comic
Income:Less than $30,000

   Taylor Connelly's Schools
Suffolk University
Boston,Massachusetts
Graduated: 2008
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Communication
 

2004 to 2008


Taylor Connelly's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 5 Total Plays: 7053 Plays Today: 0
Suffolk and Skateboarding
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Jokes
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Jesus Vs. Hitler
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My Last Cigarette
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Mass bit
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   Upcoming Gigs
Nov 6 2009 8:00P
Hard Rock Cafe Boston MA
Nov 12 2009 8:00P
Dress Up Show at Mottley’s Boston MA
Nov 13 2009 9:00P
Dick Doherty’s Crowne Plaza Worcester MA
Nov 14 2009 9:00P
Dick Doherty’s Crowne Plaza Worcester MA
Nov 21 2009 8:00P
The Comedy Studio Cambridge MA
Nov 27 2009 8:30P
Dick Doherty’s Comedy Vault Boston MA
Nov 28 2009 8:30P
Dick Doherty’s Comedy Vault Boston MA
Nov 28 2009 10:00P
Dick Doherty’s Comedy Vault Boston MA
Dec 9 2009 8:00P
The Comedy Studio Cambridge MA

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   Taylor Connelly's Blurbs
About me:
I'm a Boston Comic. There's some dark twisted humour in my act, so if you have no soul and no shame, you could probably enjoy my act.

I currently play drums in a band called Red Morning. I work on songs with fantastic musicians and good friends. We are currently looking for a singer.
Who I'd like to meet:
Funny people
Geeks and Dorks
More weird people, normal people make life boring.
People who have some kind of direction in life.
People who aren't afraid to make a dent in the society we live in.

   Taylor Connelly's Friend Space (Top 23)
Taylor Connelly has 847 friends.
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Taylor Connelly's Friends Comments
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Prince

Prince



Oct 26 2009 11:54 AM

Check out my homegirl....

www.myspace.com/chocolatety910
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Austin Murphy



Oct 20 2009 5:25 AM

No problem. Your flatland tricks were hella dank. If the rap group I'm in ever starts on our music video, I'll try and hit you up to be in it. Can you act? You could skate in the video.
.ღ*ღ* Empty life .ღ*ღ*

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Oct 19 2009 1:07 AM

¤you're welcome¤
Edward Dominguez

Edward Dominguez



Sep 15 2009 9:16 PM

This is my new video let me know what you think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU7OUeIlfPk

Circle of 4

Circle of 4



Sep 13 2009 5:28 PM

Circle of 4 salutes Taylor Connelly and thanks you for your friendship from NY!!!
LA

Leighann Fournier



Aug 30 2009 8:14 PM

oh you know the usual. what's up with you? obviously missin me.
Rozina ♥'s kim [BFS]

Rozina Rawr



Aug 2 2009 8:54 PM

np ;]
Noble Brats

Noble Brats



Jul 5 2009 3:28 PM

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Hello to our dear fans,


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Omeletto

Omeletto



Jun 24 2009 2:30 AM

Edward Dominguez

Edward Dominguez



Jun 8 2009 10:53 PM

Check out my new video and let me know what you think.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT_R6n6Urkk
stephanie.

stephanie.



May 28 2009 8:51 PM

no problem.
you're quite humorous
SHIGGLES COMEDY CLUB

Shiggles Comedy Club



Apr 21 2009 6:44 PM

Buy your tickets to any one of these events in advance and save $5.00. You can purchase your tickets with a credit/debit card either online at https://shiggles-comedy.ticketleap.com or by phone at 508-212-5090. The third option is to buy tickets at the box office. Box Office opens on Fridays at 1 and a half hours before showtime and tickets are 15$.


View all upcoming events at Eventful
SHIGGLES COMEDY CLUB

Shiggles Comedy Club



Apr 9 2009 5:34 PM

Thanks for accepting my requests. This club is a new venture and I need all the support I can get. Hope to see you at the club. Stop in and say hello.


Enrique
ben tha honky

ben tha honky



Apr 6 2009 4:12 AM

ahhh..wll thannnkya for acceptin, sir taylor...;)

all mah best to ya...

-ben...
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Aera Bèlliveau



Apr 2 2009 10:16 AM

:D
ryan

ryan kenney



Mar 31 2009 1:12 PM

How did giggles go?
Into Apathy - New Tunes

Into Apathy - New Tunes



Mar 24 2009 5:14 AM

HEY! Just wanted to let you know we're playin in Boston! We will be playin at McGann's Pub on 3/27. The place is right near the Boston Garden. The show is 21+ and the cover is $10. We'd like to see you and a few friends out there enjoying some great local rock bands.
See ya then

Pete
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YOBI.tv

Yobi .tv



Mar 17 2009 5:13 PM

Thanks for the add!


Twiggy

Twiggy



Mar 13 2009 6:06 PM

so you admit it was funny.
:)
Edward Dominguez

Edward Dominguez



Mar 11 2009 12:14 AM

Twiggy

Twiggy



Mar 10 2009 6:32 PM

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KRISTJAN

KRISTJAN



Mar 10 2009 12:42 PM

no problem,that jesus and hitler fight is fucking genius ! did you use a video game or created your own program for that ? jesus punching like chuck norris and his hair swingin like axel rose,fucking awesome !
Twiggy

Twiggy



Feb 5 2009 4:45 PM

hey im checking out a friend band at the middle east tomorrow night - upstairs if you can make it - it would be good to see yah
LA

Leighann Fournier



Feb 3 2009 12:38 AM

thanks to your chinese, i'm putting you on my top 8, don't fuck up.

p.s. you should come party in the western side of massachusetts, cuz its waaay better. sucka.
nadine abigail

Nadine Abigail García



Jan 31 2009 12:35 AM

yay!! we suuuure are.

i just HAD to add you after watching "jesus vs. hitler" on youtube. that was so freakin HILARIOUS!hehe.
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