if you go to Brian Hanson's Thing of Things, which just so happens to be my own personal website, and you should just so happen to bump into me in person after visiting this site, i will give you free non-poison candy.
read Hey, Answerman! on Anime News Network, every friday! except for when i don't do it.
then read Topless Robot, with infrequent updates and lists by yours truly! and read the rest of the things written by my good buddy Rob Bricken.
if you can find it these days, check out Protoculture Addicts, a bimonthly publication also featuring yours truly! meaning me. brian hanson. the guy whose profile you are currently looking at. i get paid for writing these things FOR YOU and others.
AS FOR THE REST:
i supervise people and things in a busy, sticky bookstore in a damn mall. i like all kinds of things, and conversely i dislike only very small specific things, and have all kinds of long-winded, atavistic opinions on nebulously-defined things. my free time is spent drawing silly cartoons and working on a website of my own.
i like cartoons and video games. a lot. i also read books, though! and listen to music, all kinds of music. i have lots of friends that like me, i think.
umm.
one time my sister and i caught a hornytoad and kept it as a pet for three weeks. we named it fred.
I want to be like this
