Current mood:
rockin
People like to post pics of their families, right? Here
is my personal ode to my firearm collection. Not that it's extremely important
or terribly relevant. But, because these guys are like my kids to a degree,
they deserve the same respect and affection, heh.
But first...
I became a licensed carrier of concealed deadly weapons
about four years ago. Beforehand, I was already taking personal defense
extremely seriously. There's too much crap in the news and too many examples on
the streets every single day that paint a vibrant picture of just how dangerous
the world (more specifically this country) can be on a daily basis. I simply
cannot fathom anyone who feels like the possibilities of being kidnapped,
attacked, robbed, raped, killed, and/or all of the above are not serious enough
to warrant some kind of valid preemptive measure to ensure personal protection.
Everyone is entitled to their opinions. However, it is my philosophy that this
one common consensus of ignoring the dangers that surround a person both inside
and outside their home is one of the main contributing factors to the plethora
of violence, burglaries, rape, and homicide that covet the evening news on a
nightly basis. Think I sound paranoid? Bet you $100 most of the victims in the
reports would say the same thing. It's easy to act like Mr./Mrs. Tough
Guy/Bitch and boast about how "Oh, I'll just beat someone's ass if they
try some shit on me." That may work with the phony-tough
badass-wannabe's who get off on running their little snot-nosed mouths to get
attention, most of whom probably haven't physically gone one-on-one with another
human being in a violent altercation more than once since 2nd grade. But,
ultimately that's just not gonna get it done against someone prepared with an
actual agenda and the balls to execute it. These days, most
muggers/kidnappers/burglars/rapists/murderers have evolved beyond using their
bare hands and twisted facial expressions. A lot of these bastards are toting
knives, guns, etc and it takes more than testosterone and a filthy mouth to
protect yourself, friends, and family.
So, I decided to take control of the rights and privileges
I have and tied up a few loose ends in the personal defense category. I began
learning about firearms, got my CCW, and started a little 'family' in case the
need should arise to confront such danger. It's a big responsibility with
risks. But, none so detrimental as to warrant doing nothing and roaming the
streets unprepared like a victim just waiting to be attacked.
I'd like to introduce my current hands of justice. Each
'piece' is named either after a person or character I've been a fan of at some
point, or appropriately for it's origin or capabilities.



It has been said that the scariest thing an intruder can
hear is the sound of a shell being chambered into a 12 gauge pump action
shotgun. Say hello to Daddy Goodnight. Named for obvious reasons.
Hello, Mr. Burglar.........goodnight, goodbye. Hopefully
someone can identify you.
Guard dogs have to be fed, walked, groomed, and trained.
This bad-ass just needs a little oil now and then.

Emilio, named after one of my favorite actors, is a six
shot double action revolver chambered in 38 Special or 357 Magnum (it fires
both).
This is the first firearm I ever bought and the one I took
and passed the concealed carry test with.
Originally purchased gently used. It has been cleaned and
polished to perfection by yours truly. I almost hate to fire it because of it
being so spotless. But, if an intruder prompted me to squeeze one off, I’d have
one line for them:
“Yoo-Hoo......I’ll make ya famous...”




Every fruitful family has a runt. At least one little one
who aspires to rise up and take their piece of the pie from the big
boys.
Meet Danger, named after the runt kid turned boxing
hopeful in Million Dollar Baby. Definitely not the most powerful, not even
close. But, extremely easy to conceal. I can almost hide it in the palm of my
hand. It was the first firearm I bought with intentions of carrying, though it
spent the majority of it’s time shortening the lives of pesky raccoons and
possums.
Now, as it takes on more of a secondary role in
attacker-defense, serving as a backup for it’s big brothers, I still have to tip
my hat to it’s terrific mix of concealibility & stiff punch. There aren’t
many (if any other) firearms this size that can deliver the power equal to a
.380, which is basically a short-version 9mm.
Danger is that little guy who will cause all kinds of
problems if you get close enough to piss him off.


My personal favorite.
The sexiest hand gun in existence, IMO.
The sexiest hand gun in existence, IMO.
In 1972, Italy produced a pistol so damn good the United
States Armed Forces made it their standard issue in 1985, replacing the M1911
.45 ACP.
Lorenzo here (my favorite Rob Estes character), the
‘brother’ of my former American-made M9, boasts the authenticity of coming from
the genuine Beretta of Italy. If I’m armed with this bad boy, you might be
carrying a .40 or .45 with a bigger punch, but chances are your mag ain’t
packin’ this nest of hornets. With it’s max capacity of 16 rounds, Lorenzo will
send any impending attacker fleeing for their life (and look damn good doing
it).
Basically, it’s run or be sprayed.


A lot of experts will tell you there’s not a finer hand
gun right out of the box than a brand new Sig Sauer.
Brutus (aka Bruti) is the newest addition to the family.
Little Danger is easy to conceal, but let’s face it, he’s not gonna hold his own
against a heavily clothed attacker unless they’re right up close (which is too
close and sometimes too late). But Brutus will, easily.
Easier to hide than Lorenzo, this .40 caliber thug is
ready to go bang bang at a moment’s notice. No safety to remember to
disengage. Mr. Attacker: Near, far, wherever you are, he will find you and it
will hurt -- big time.
Simply put, you just don’t fuck with Bruti.
I love my boys!
The family will continue to expand as time goes by. When the day arrives, I will update this one with any new additions.
The family will continue to expand as time goes by. When the day arrives, I will update this one with any new additions.
Be safe, folks.
~LK

I thoroughly enjoyed this, Jason!
The layout, the descriptions, the pics...the whole thing is freakin' badass. Well done!
man how they have grown
Great blog! I always feel safe when I'm with you!