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People like to post pics of their families, right?  Here is my personal ode to my firearm collection.  Not that it's extremely important or terribly relevant.  But, because these guys are like my kids to a degree, they deserve the same respect and affection, heh.
 
But first...
 
I became a licensed carrier of concealed deadly weapons about four years ago.  Beforehand, I was already taking personal defense extremely seriously.  There's too much crap in the news and too many examples on the streets every single day that paint a vibrant picture of just how dangerous the world (more specifically this country) can be on a daily basis.  I simply cannot fathom anyone who feels like the possibilities of being kidnapped, attacked, robbed, raped, killed, and/or all of the above are not serious enough to warrant some kind of valid preemptive measure to ensure personal protection.  Everyone is entitled to their opinions.  However, it is my philosophy that this one common consensus of ignoring the dangers that surround a person both inside and outside their home is one of the main contributing factors to the plethora of violence, burglaries, rape, and homicide that covet the evening news on a nightly basis.  Think I sound paranoid?  Bet you $100 most of the victims in the reports would say the same thing.  It's easy to act like Mr./Mrs. Tough Guy/Bitch and boast about how "Oh, I'll just beat someone's ass if they try some shit on me."  That may work with the phony-tough badass-wannabe's who get off on running their little snot-nosed mouths to get attention, most of whom probably haven't physically gone one-on-one with another human being in a violent altercation more than once since 2nd grade.  But, ultimately that's just not gonna get it done against someone prepared with an actual agenda and the balls to execute it.  These days, most muggers/kidnappers/burglars/rapists/murderers have evolved beyond using their bare hands and twisted facial expressions.  A lot of these bastards are toting knives, guns, etc and it takes more than testosterone and a filthy mouth to protect yourself, friends, and family.  
 
So, I decided to take control of the rights and privileges I have and tied up a few loose ends in the personal defense category.  I began learning about firearms, got my CCW, and started a little 'family' in case the need should arise to confront such danger.  It's a big responsibility with risks.  But, none so detrimental as to warrant doing nothing and roaming the streets unprepared like a victim just waiting to be attacked. 
 
I'd like to introduce my current hands of justice.  Each 'piece' is named either after a person or character I've been a fan of at some point, or appropriately for it's origin or capabilities.



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It has been said that the scariest thing an intruder can hear is the sound of a shell being chambered into a 12 gauge pump action shotgun.  Say hello to Daddy Goodnight.  Named for obvious reasons.
 
Hello, Mr. Burglar.........goodnight, goodbye.  Hopefully someone can identify you.
 
Guard dogs have to be fed, walked, groomed, and trained.  This bad-ass just needs a little oil now and then.






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Emilio, named after one of my favorite actors, is a six shot double action revolver chambered in 38 Special or 357 Magnum (it fires both).
 
This is the first firearm I ever bought and the one I took and passed the concealed carry test with.
 
Originally purchased gently used.  It has been cleaned and polished to perfection by yours truly.  I almost hate to fire it because of it being so spotless.  But, if an intruder prompted me to squeeze one off, I’d have one line for them:
 
“Yoo-Hoo......I’ll make ya famous...”

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Every fruitful family has a runt.  At least one little one who aspires to rise up and take their piece of the pie from the big boys.
 
Meet Danger, named after the runt kid turned boxing hopeful in Million Dollar Baby.  Definitely not the most powerful, not even close.  But, extremely easy to conceal.  I can almost hide it in the palm of my hand.  It was the first firearm I bought with intentions of carrying, though it spent the majority of it’s time shortening the lives of pesky raccoons and possums. 
 
Now, as it takes on more of a secondary role in attacker-defense, serving as a backup for it’s big brothers, I still have to tip my hat to it’s terrific mix of concealibility & stiff punch.  There aren’t many (if any other) firearms this size that can deliver the power equal to a .380, which is basically a short-version 9mm.
 
Danger is that little guy who will cause all kinds of problems if you get close enough to piss him off.








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My personal favorite.
The sexiest hand gun in existence, IMO.
 
In 1972, Italy produced a pistol so damn good the United States Armed Forces made it their standard issue in 1985, replacing the M1911 .45 ACP.
 
Lorenzo here (my favorite Rob Estes character), the ‘brother’ of my former American-made M9, boasts the authenticity of coming from the genuine Beretta of Italy.  If I’m armed with this bad boy, you might be carrying a .40 or .45 with a bigger punch, but chances are your mag ain’t packin’ this nest of hornets.  With it’s max capacity of 16 rounds, Lorenzo will send any impending attacker fleeing for their life (and look damn good doing it).
 
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A lot of experts will tell you there’s not a finer hand gun right out of the box than a brand new Sig Sauer.
 
Brutus (aka Bruti) is the newest addition to the family.  Little Danger is easy to conceal, but let’s face it, he’s not gonna hold his own against a heavily clothed attacker unless they’re right up close (which is too close and sometimes too late).  But Brutus will, easily.
 
Easier to hide than Lorenzo, this .40 caliber thug is ready to go bang bang at a moment’s notice.  No safety to remember to disengage.  Mr. Attacker:  Near, far, wherever you are, he will find you and it will hurt -- big time.
 
Simply put, you just don’t fuck with Bruti.





 
 
 
 
 
I love my boys!

The family will continue to expand as time goes by.  When the day arrives, I will update this one with any new additions.
 
Be safe, folks.
 
~LK

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  • καrεn

    I thoroughly enjoyed this, Jason!

    The layout, the descriptions, the pics...the whole thing is freakin' badass. Well done!

    3 years ago
  • Jon Klein

    man how they have grown

    3 years ago
  • April *12.21.12*

    Great blog! I always feel safe when I'm with you!

    3 years ago

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