My omnipotence is shrouded by shadows. And other stuff on the highway.
Who I'd like to meet: More minions to serve me, in exchange for the gift of wiener karma. Also, single Canadian women at least 15 feet tall. Drug/disease-free please.
The Lord of Coke and Hot Dogs's Friend Space (Top 8)
Ooohhh, Great Lord of Coke and Hot Dogs, I grovel prostrate before thy enormous feet in ecstasy and appreciation that you have added me, your unworthy yet willing servant, to your myspace friends!!!!!
"It's not particularly silly, is it? I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all, and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half-turn every alternate step."
Y'know, at the risk of reenforcing negative stereotypes about male sexuality, it seems rather fitting that a fellow who calls himself "The Little Cornflower Of The Lake" would list his orientation as "Not Sure."
There are followers with rather unorthodox beliefs. They gaze into the assholes of cats [which look quite like hotdogs with bites taken outta them] in hopes of connecting with The Lord of Coke and Hot Dogs. Pretty sch-wank, eh?
