Lord of the Emus
Tom Thurman
Tom Thurman That's how all sex should start...with a shock collar

Male
25 years old
EL CAJON, California
United States



Last Login: 11/12/2009
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    Lord of the Emus's Interests
GeneralMovies, books, writing, hating Shyamalan
MusicNightwish, Blind Guardian, Iced Earth, Symphony X, Hammerfall, Into Eternity, Paradise Lost, Lacuna Coil, Nickelback, Days of the New, Passenger, In Flames, Evanescence, 12 Stones, Matchbox 20, Hoobastank, Metallica (Old), Meatloaf, Danny Elfman, Paradise Lost, The Cure, Lullacry, Opeth, Tristania, Porcupine Tree, Soulwhirlingsomewhere, Sonata Artica, Buckethead, Bella Morte
MoviesEvil Dead, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, Re-Animator, Bride of Re-Animator, Beyond Re-Animator, The Unnamable, The Unnamble II, Dagon, Cannibal: The Musical!, Kill Bill: Vol. 1, Kill Bill: Vol 2, Freddy Vs. Jason, Serendipity, Dragonheart, Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, Bad Taste, Braindead (AKA Dead Alive), Meet The Feebles, Ginger Snaps, Ginger Snaps II: Unleashed, Ginger Snaps Back, Battle Royale, Shaolin Soccer, Underworld, Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D., Toxic Avenger, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead Bride With the White Hair, Bride With the White Hair II, Chinese Ghost Story, Chinese Ghost Story II, Chinese Ghost Story III, Iron Monkey, History of Trunks, Rebirth of Fusion, Nightmare on Elm Street, New Nightmare, Ninth Gate, Equilibrium, Friday the 13th 1-9, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, House on Haunted Hill, Thirteen Ghosts, Spawn, Fellowship of the Ring, Two Towers, Return of the King, Fight Club, Sleepy Hollow, From Hell, Blade, Blade II, Blade Trinity, Basketball, Orgasmo, Team America: World Police, Jeepers Creepers, Jeepers Creepers 2, The Dead Hate the Living, Perfect Blue, Ghost in the Shell, Drunken Master, Bubba Ho-Tep, The Matrix (Original only), Hellboy, Finding Neverland, Return of the Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead 2, Return of the Living Dead 3, Eurotrip, Super Troopers, Club Dread, Van Wilder, Evil Alien Conquerors, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Saved!, House of Flying Daggers, Dog Soldiers, Stir of Echoes, The Punisher, Garden State, Ghost Ship, Brotherhood of the Wolf, King Arthur, Vampire Effect, Without a Paddle, 28 Days Later, Versus, Walking Tall, Shaun of the Dead, Serenity, V for Vendetta
TelevisionFuturama, Family Guy, South Park, Trigun, Witchhunter Robin, Simpsons, Chapelle Show, Reno 911, RAW, Smackdown!, Fairly Odd Parents (screw all of you, i dont care, that show is hilarious), Firefly, Full Metal Alchemist
BooksDragonlance Saga, Sword of Truth Series, H.P. Lovecraft, Hyperion, Fall of Hyperion, Endymion, Rise of Endymion, Dark Tower Series, Margaret Weis, Tracey Hickman, Stephen King, Terry Goodkind, Jean Rabe, Richard A. Knaak, Don Perrin, Dan Simmons, Nancy Holder, Mark Clemments, R.A. Salvatore, Ed Greenwood, Lamb, Christopher Moore (Not Michael)
Heroes The people living in my head (and yes I am aware of how insane that sounds).
Groups: FuturamaAnti-Shyamalan LeagueThe Masters of Horrorevil deads evil fansAstral RomanceNightwishSincere HeartsNew Gods on the Block

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     Lord of the Emus's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 5" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Children:Proud parent
Education:In college
Occupation:Student
Income:Less than $30,000

   Lord of the Emus's Schools
Cuyamaca College
El Cajon, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: English/Lit
 

2004 to Present
Art Institute Of California-San Diego
San Diego, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Game Art and Design
 

2003 to 2004
Valhalla High
El Cajon, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1999 to 2003

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   Lord of the Emus's Blurbs
About me:
~sub specie æternitatis~

I call myself Lord of the Emu's, how much is there really to say? I'm strange, that much is obvious, but is it really so bad? I amuse myself and by happenstance end up amusing others. I am a cinefiend, I love movies that are artistically well put together, plus movies that are so bad they are hilarious, there is very little I won't watch; and yes I hate Shyamalan. And I can ramble to no end.

Who I'd like to meet:
Like to meet: Someone interesting, there are a lot of boring people in the world, its time to meet someone who has something to say, don't really care if its crazy, morbid, or just plain weird, as long as its something that is fine by me. If you want to chit chat feel free to IM me on . LordDayehawk

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Lord of the Emus has 163 friends.
 Nin 


 Diet Pepsi's Avatar (The Perenial Casanova) 


 Hey Joe, where you gonna run to now? 


 kenzor 


 ~*~Narcissistic Dementia~*~ 


 oran0007 


 Bryan 


 Charlotte 


 cedar 


 Ugly Like Me 


 *James' Girl* 


 The Lord Esdawgus, Baddest Hebro this side of Tel 


 Lupo 





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[☆] SAN DiEGOS FiNEST [☆]

Krystle R



Jun 27 2009 5:42 PM

SO T-6 DAYS AND COUNTiNG TiL RiLEY iS THE BiG BAD 2!!! i WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE iF YOU COULD JOiN US FOR HER BDAY PARTY ON JULY 2ND @ CHUCK E CHEESE.
CALL ME FOR DETAiLS! HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE.
YOU REALLY MEAN A LOT TO HER.
XO
 

[☆] SAN DiEGOS FiNEST [☆]

Krystle R



Apr 14 2009 3:34 PM

WOW! YOURE SO BUSY. WELL NEXT WEEK SOUNDS WONDERFUL! i REALLY HOPE i GET TO SEE YOU SOON. =) iLL CALL YOU TODAY.... THE TOPiC OF MY SURGURY iSNT WHAT i WOULD CALL MYSPACE MATERiAL. LOL.
CANT WAiT TO SEE YOU! AND FOR YOU TO SEE RiLEY! SHES HUGE. HOWS YOUR GORGEOUS BABY GiRL? NOT A BABY ANYMORE i BET!

NEW GiRLFRiEND? AWWW YAY YOULL HAVE TO TELL ME ALL ABOUT HER. =]

TALK TO YOU SOON.
[[[XOXOXOXO]]]
[☆] SAN DiEGOS FiNEST [☆]

Krystle R



Apr 13 2009 3:53 PM

WHEN ARE YOU FREE? i DONT HAVE YOUR NUMBER ANYMORE... iVE GONE THRU PROBABLY TEN PHONES SiNCE iVE SEEN YOU.... LOL.
iM HAViNG SURGURY THiS WEEK, SO CALL ME ASAP AND WE CAN GET TOGETHER BEFORE HAND!!!

XOXOXO
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[☆] SAN DiEGOS FiNEST [☆]

Krystle R



Apr 7 2009 9:53 PM

MISS YOUU! =) <33
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Nov 18 2007 7:19 AM

spam. sorry bout that. somebody hacked my shit.
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Nov 17 2007 2:06 AM

"hey my friend emily saw your pics online and thinks you are cute add her to msn messenger at livegoodnatalie4@hotmail.com "
Nin

Nin



Oct 15 2007 6:44 AM

OMG LOL SPAM KEKEKEKE.


No, really. I'm bored. The internet is losing its spark. And I called you!!!!! Heartache.
[☆] SAN DiEGOS FiNEST [☆]

Krystle R



Aug 25 2007 3:23 AM

Happy birthday Tom!!!
miss you!
Lupo

Lupo



Aug 24 2007 6:55 AM

Happy Birthday man.

Take it easy.
-Lupo
Charlotte

Charlotte



Aug 24 2007 4:08 AM


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cedar

cedar



Jun 29 2007 4:59 AM

hey there! i was just thinking about you the other day....long time no see huh?? what is new?
dark masque

dark masque



Jun 22 2007 8:57 PM

Drama Chipmunk

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Hey Joe, where you gonna run to now?

joe oyas



Jun 20 2007 7:43 AM

I got a free facial and a back wax. . .what the fuck is this spa doing to me? In my defense, we were bored, and the therapists had to do training on me.
On the plus side, might start working at the pool bar, you make your way down the La Jolla, and stop at the lodge, then you get free drinks mister.
Shandi

Shandi Thurman



Jun 16 2007 7:29 PM

Psych. but depending on how things are once I get there I might go for business.
Shandi

Shandi Thurman



Jun 10 2007 11:52 PM

You know im messing with you right? I understand. Anywho, ya i guess so but I'm hoping to see you sonner then that buddy. I'm moving to NJ in a year and going to college out there. It should be fun. I misses you :(. I haven't seen you foerver. Loves you!!!
Shandi

Shandi Thurman



Jun 10 2007 1:47 AM

YAY IM ALL DONE WITH SCHOOL.
you suck.
You didn't come.
I feel unloved.
I came to yours.
I am going to cry now.
I hope you are happy.
I still love you.
Derek

Derek Rhode



May 21 2007 9:03 AM

Bryan

Bryan



May 15 2007 4:51 AM





Diet Pepsi's Avatar (The Perenial Casanova)

Steve Lenox



May 8 2007 12:03 AM

Dude, Serina called me a slut!!! Hahahaha! It's so true!
Shandi

Shandi Thurman



Apr 18 2007 2:27 AM

Hey it's your favorite cousin!!! How are you doing? Are you going to be comin over for my graduation? Please do!!!!!
Derek

Derek Rhode



Apr 13 2007 7:31 AM

kenzor

kenzor



Apr 4 2007 5:24 AM

lindsay-morgan

Lindsay morgan lockhart



Apr 3 2007 6:52 PM

moooooo.
Derek

Derek Rhode



Feb 27 2007 9:09 AM

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