Lord Philippe Jean Welding - Guitass & Bassar, Triumphant Vocalisations, ale, fags, vino
Lord Elvin Beat Ham Wall Ass - Drummage, Master of Rhythmical Ceremonies, chong, stout
Lord Christophe Gordon Sumlin - Guitass & Bassar, Organism, Horn Of The Lord, lager, gin, light chong, vino
Influences
C A P T A I N B E E R F A R T
M A S S I V E M I N G U S
Z Z T O P U L A R
L O R D C O L T R A N E
S H E P P
T H E M E T E R S
L U N G F I S H
L U P U S / M O N O R C H I D / S K U L L K
S A B B A T H
G R O U N D H O G S
B I L G E
Michael Ward, Leeds: email to mjward(AT)vodafone(DOT)net
Let us also thanks EUCLID AMPLIFICATION for our mighty amps:
"Fortunately not there are the assoli harmonizes to you and the lack of the bottom, covered from the frequencies fished from the violent amplification constructed handicraft from the sages is not felt absolutely hands friends of Joe Mask of the Bilge Pump"
LORD - n. British Nobleman, peer of the realm; feudal superior; one ruling others; owner; God.
A great man or woman, even in times of overwhelming adversity. An embracer of glorious failure.
Person who drinks and is merry, regardless of circumstance or consequence. From the French expression "Drunk as a Lord". Must not be confused with an alcoholic who is someone who drinks to avoid facing up to consequence or circumstance
SAUCE - The sound garnish applied by a qualified Lord.
MINGUS - To chew an oversized steak and spit it in a bucket before the act of swallowing commences, i.e. "If you're going to Mingus that steak can you not do on my rug, it's Persian". Can be applied to any bizarre eating practise.
LORDS - Rock group. Formed from members of Wolves! (of Greece) and Twinkie in 2003. Bassy but yet bassless.
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE PAY FOR US TO TOUR OUTSIDE THE UK, IT'S FUCKING FREEZING HERE. AUSTRALIANS, THIS MEANS YOU
Get this video and more at MySpace.com HALF OF 'SHOW ME YOUR PALMS' FROM LATITUDE FESTIVAL 2006 courtesy of Coogatron
'I SHOOK THE ROYAL THRONE' FROM LONDON KOKO, MAY 2007
courtesy of Martin Lowe
'PINT OF WINE' IN CAMBRIDGE, JULY 2006, by Jake from The Furious Sleep.
We are a morally sound band. The moral to this video is that if you're going to get leathered and put fake beards on and pretend to be ZZ Top for a birthday party, search the crowd for video cameras. And some rehearsals wouldn't go amiss either.
Oh dear lords!!! how I love your music! esp pint o wine! The last time I listened to that tune, well I was sick all over the place. And I'm never sick on a hangover. It takes a special band or a special song to do that kinda thing! We're a destructive little band from gleeeasgowe town. would you be up for some gig swaps or lettin us support yoo goys on future gigs?
Hello, the strange sounds of DOM KELLER are playing live on Friday April 18th at Nottingham Trent University, doors 8pm , £3.50 on door...DOM KELLER OM STAGE AT 9PM...Hope to see some of you there...
hey fucking amazing show last night in leeds - one for the gods...
and now a little plug for our next shindig...
nappy rash collective presents
saturday 29th march victoria inn derby
doors 7pm entry £3 {if you earn less than £15000 a year} / £4 {if you earn more than £15000 a year}
with
baba yaga
self-styled 'housewives gone band' all female band from bradford - think early slits/raincoats/essential logic... cool new wave/punk with funky riffs ala leeds circa 1979...
You guys killed it on Saturday at the Cross Kings - best gig I've been to in a while - I couldn't stop grinning. Like some kind of giant village idiot.
