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Severe Barretting following excessive Bonhaming



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Member Since4/18/2005
Band Websitewww.honeyisfunny.com/lords
Band MembersLord Philippe Jean Welding - Guitass & Bassar, Triumphant Vocalisations, ale, fags, vino
Lord Elvin Beat Ham Wall Ass - Drummage, Master of Rhythmical Ceremonies, chong, stout
Lord Christophe Gordon Sumlin - Guitass & Bassar, Organism, Horn Of The Lord, lager, gin, light chong, vino
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Sounds LikeThe Lords


Hmmm. A bit like this.
ZZ Top with Elvin Jones on drums.
Hmmm.

"If "normal" rock is a scud missile and orchestral music is a majestic ocean liner, this is the space shuttle"

(thank you to Pete Ashton for that lovely comment)

Also, let us thank our respected sound doctors who have helped us fashion the sonics you hear on LP and CD:

DUBREK STUDIOS, DERBY

Michael Ward, Leeds: email to mjward(AT)vodafone(DOT)net

Let us also thanks EUCLID AMPLIFICATION for our mighty amps:
"Fortunately not there are the assoli harmonizes to you and the lack of the bottom, covered from the frequencies fished from the violent amplification constructed handicraft from the sages is not felt absolutely hands friends of Joe Mask of the Bilge Pump"

Indeed.
Record LabelGringo
Type of LabelIndie


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JUNE 2007. ALBUM RECORDING PROGRESS IN AUDIO VISUAL CAKE-FORM.












OUR ALBUM IS AVAILABLE NOW ON VINYL and CD. CLICK THIS LINK TO GO TO GRINGO RECORDS AND BUY WITH THE WONDER OF PAYPAL.

LORD - n. British Nobleman, peer of the realm; feudal superior; one ruling others; owner; God.
A great man or woman, even in times of overwhelming adversity. An embracer of glorious failure.
Person who drinks and is merry, regardless of circumstance or consequence. From the French expression "Drunk as a Lord". Must not be confused with an alcoholic who is someone who drinks to avoid facing up to consequence or circumstance

SAUCE - The sound garnish applied by a qualified Lord.

MINGUS - To chew an oversized steak and spit it in a bucket before the act of swallowing commences, i.e. "If you're going to Mingus that steak can you not do on my rug, it's Persian". Can be applied to any bizarre eating practise.

LORDS - Rock group. Formed from members of Wolves! (of Greece) and Twinkie in 2003. Bassy but yet bassless.

READ GIBBERISH FROM US HERE




WILL SOMEONE PLEASE PAY FOR US TO TOUR OUTSIDE THE UK, IT'S FUCKING FREEZING HERE. AUSTRALIANS, THIS MEANS YOU





'I SHOOK THE ROYAL THRONE' FROM LONDON KOKO, MAY 2007 courtesy of Martin Lowe



'PINT OF WINE' IN CAMBRIDGE, JULY 2006, by Jake from The Furious Sleep.



We are a morally sound band. The moral to this video is that if you're going to get leathered and put fake beards on and pretend to be ZZ Top for a birthday party, search the crowd for video cameras. And some rehearsals wouldn't go amiss either.




BUY OUR MUSIC!

GRINGO RECORDS and CARGO RECORDS have mail order for all our stuff.

If you're more modern that that and like your tunes in the form of 1s and 0s then you can buy our stuff as downloads from one of the following reputable websites:

iTunes
http://phobos. apple. com/WebObjects/MZStore. woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=257495190&s=143444

ITMS
http://ax. phobos. apple. com. edgesuite. net/WebObjects/MZStoreServices. woa/wa/itmsSearchDisplayUrl?desc=Lords+-+This+Ain't+a+Hate+T hing%2C+It's+a+Love+Thing&WOURLEncoding=ISO8859_1&lang=1&url=htt p%3A%2F%2Fphobos. apple. com%2FWebObjects%2FMZStore. woa%2Fwa%2FviewAlbum%3Fi%3D257497573%26id%3D257495190%26s%3D 143444

eMusic
http://www. emusic. com/album/This-Ain-t-a-Hate-Thing-It-s-a-Love-Thing-This-Ain -t-a-Hate-Thing-It-s-a-Love-Thing-MP3-Download/11047762. html

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Click here to buy our new album from Pure Groove







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Hello Thor





Jul 7 2009 8:07 PM

Hello Thor Records presents…THE MICHAEL JACKSON COVERS GIG @ The Chameleon on Saturday 11th July (8:30pm-late). Featuring Ronika, Bonsai Projects, Red Shoe Diaries, Joey Chickenskin, David Blazye, the Tom Tomas Club and more TBC. Plus wall-to-wall MJ hits spun by the Yeah, I’ll Play It Later DJs. FREE ENTRY!



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Cooper’s Market





Jul 1 2009 11:58 AM

parp!!!

Gung Ho





Jun 7 2009 3:35 PM

june 2009
Hello Lords!
AMATEUR ASSASSINS





May 30 2009 1:32 PM

we finally have songs up! giz a listen! x
SON recordings





May 29 2009 11:48 AM

Nice sound and energy guys !
Cooper’s Market





May 16 2009 3:13 PM

saturday 20th june


well done on yer atp work by the way.
smashing
x
Cardinal Fuzz





May 15 2009 6:31 PM

Thnaks for the add.
dog canute





May 14 2009 5:29 PM

great gig at atp lads!
sixteen hooves





May 13 2009 9:32 AM

you lads were superb at ATP! thoroughly enjoyed your set, one of the best of the weekend.. chris - "phil's got married and elvis having a baby" (in other words, "all groupies see me"). also, got some decent photos of you. I know you reckon you may not be doing many gigs now, (i asked you before about doing gigs in sheff and nottm) but i gather that one of you is mates with the promoter at the shakespeare, sheff and they'd love to put a gig on there with you and us ( and probably dog canute). we'd love to play with you if we could sort something. i think you might like our stuff - have a listen to our site, we've got one song on there with vocals by capt beefheart..
Deville





May 2 2009 10:25 AM

cheers from sweden!
rock on!
COWTOWN





Apr 29 2009 11:26 PM

DUDES! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE PLAYING AT ATP!!! THATS A PROPER VICTORY!!! MAKE SURE YOU FIND AND SPEAK TO BOB1 OF DEVO!!! HE'S A FUCKING AWESOME GUITAR PLAYER!!! NASH
Gung Ho





Mar 27 2009 10:54 AM

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Looking forward to seeing you on the 18th!
sixteen hooves





Mar 17 2009 10:21 AM

great stuff lads! will be going to ATP, so will give you some CDs..cheers, 16hooves / nick canutedid you check our track with vocals by captain beefheart?
shannon





Mar 18 2009 3:20 AM

missin' you guys.
it won't be the same w/o you! i'll mail you guys some breakfast tacos xo
British Wildlife Records





Mar 19 2009 4:39 PM

ATP, Marvellous!
Tropical Robots present..........





Feb 21 2009 1:41 PM

Great show last night gents.
Thank you for the music
dog canute





Feb 27 2009 2:09 PM

love your feel, sent u message about gigs, Nick Canute
Chris





Feb 16 2009 1:53 AM

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Gang of Eagles





Feb 10 2009 9:58 PM

Greetings Lords, please investigate and give royal judgement on our 5 track demo, we beseech thee!
Apparatus Sleep (available for shows!)





Feb 9 2009 8:30 PM

Fantastic stuff guys :) Great to hear a fellow Notts band thrashing it out righteously xxx
Front & Follow





Feb 3 2009 11:00 AM

Hi,
New album from the boys that brought you hiramika hi-fi – out now.
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Download a free track from the album – click HERE
nappyrashcollective





Feb 4 2009 12:54 PM

this saturday 7th feb
a free gig at the mist on normanton road
18+ only {sorry}

come along - see some great bands / help one of the cornerstones of the derby live music scene to survive...

its nice to be nice

altered blythe curse
felix





Jan 27 2009 10:53 PM

you fucking cunt, you are the best.

stop hating on our fans.
bagolyköpet





Jan 24 2009 11:07 AM

Praise the Lords!

Got yer albums,sounds fantastic!Great songs!

/,,/.
Robot Knows Best





Jan 20 2009 1:07 PM

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