Lord Philippe Jean Welding - Guitass & Bassar, Triumphant Vocalisations, ale, fags, vino
Lord Elvin Beat Ham Wall Ass - Drummage, Master of Rhythmical Ceremonies, chong, stout
Lord Christophe Gordon Sumlin - Guitass & Bassar, Organism, Horn Of The Lord, lager, gin, light chong, vino
Michael Ward, Leeds: email to mjward(AT)vodafone(DOT)net
Let us also thanks EUCLID AMPLIFICATION for our mighty amps:
"Fortunately not there are the assoli harmonizes to you and the lack of the bottom, covered from the frequencies fished from the violent amplification constructed handicraft from the sages is not felt absolutely hands friends of Joe Mask of the Bilge Pump"
LORD - n. British Nobleman, peer of the realm; feudal superior; one ruling others; owner; God.
A great man or woman, even in times of overwhelming adversity. An embracer of glorious failure.
Person who drinks and is merry, regardless of circumstance or consequence. From the French expression "Drunk as a Lord". Must not be confused with an alcoholic who is someone who drinks to avoid facing up to consequence or circumstance
SAUCE - The sound garnish applied by a qualified Lord.
MINGUS - To chew an oversized steak and spit it in a bucket before the act of swallowing commences, i.e. "If you're going to Mingus that steak can you not do on my rug, it's Persian". Can be applied to any bizarre eating practise.
LORDS - Rock group. Formed from members of Wolves! (of Greece) and Twinkie in 2003. Bassy but yet bassless.
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE PAY FOR US TO TOUR OUTSIDE THE UK, IT'S FUCKING FREEZING HERE. AUSTRALIANS, THIS MEANS YOU
'I SHOOK THE ROYAL THRONE' FROM LONDON KOKO, MAY 2007
courtesy of Martin Lowe
'PINT OF WINE' IN CAMBRIDGE, JULY 2006, by Jake from The Furious Sleep.
We are a morally sound band. The moral to this video is that if you're going to get leathered and put fake beards on and pretend to be ZZ Top for a birthday party, search the crowd for video cameras. And some rehearsals wouldn't go amiss either.
If you're more modern that that and like your tunes in the form of 1s and 0s then you can buy our stuff as downloads from one of the following reputable websites:
Hello Thor Records presents…THE MICHAEL JACKSON COVERS GIG @ The Chameleon on Saturday 11th July (8:30pm-late). Featuring Ronika, Bonsai Projects, Red Shoe Diaries, Joey Chickenskin, David Blazye, the Tom Tomas Club and more TBC. Plus wall-to-wall MJ hits spun by the Yeah, I’ll Play It Later DJs. FREE ENTRY!
you lads were superb at ATP! thoroughly enjoyed your set, one of the best of the weekend.. chris - "phil's got married and elvis having a baby" (in other words, "all groupies see me"). also, got some decent photos of you. I know you reckon you may not be doing many gigs now, (i asked you before about doing gigs in sheff and nottm) but i gather that one of you is mates with the promoter at the shakespeare, sheff and they'd love to put a gig on there with you and us ( and probably dog canute). we'd love to play with you if we could sort something. i think you might like our stuff - have a listen to our site, we've got one song on there with vocals by capt beefheart..
DUDES! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE PLAYING AT ATP!!! THATS A PROPER VICTORY!!! MAKE SURE YOU FIND AND SPEAK TO BOB1 OF DEVO!!! HE'S A FUCKING AWESOME GUITAR PLAYER!!! NASH
great stuff lads! will be going to ATP, so will give you some CDs..cheers, 16hooves / nick canutedid you check our track with vocals by captain beefheart?
