Crushing heroes and boy scouts! Commanding the mindless masses to follow me! Indulging my every desire. I am to be pleased. Please me!
Music
Darth Vader has marching music, so where's my symphony?! Where's my strings of terror and brass of destruction? My woodwinds of...of... You'll quake at my megalomaniac melody!
Television
Talk shows and reality television. Sitcoms are as stimulating as yellow baby poo. Anything with Regis is infinitely watchable. I admire Oprah's domination! But she's to blame for that scourge, Dr. Phil!
Books
Bah! Who reads books anymore? Books are prehistoric novelties meant for display on a shelf. I'd rather watch the movie!
Heroes
A very important press photo of creator Rob Osborne.
Lord Zango's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Networking
Body type:
5' 4" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
Children:
Proud parent
Income:
$250,000 and Higher
Lord Zango is to be feared! Posted at 3:45 PM Dec 7, 2007 view more
About me: Fear me, for I am Lord Zango! You are like an insignificant speck on the bottom of my bunny slipper! Your loathsome, pathetic life is at my whim. Bow before my towering intellect! Cower at the sound of my commanding voice! Grovel! Beg for my mercy!
Who I'd like to meet: Your pointless existence is given meaning by me! Subjugate yourself to my will! Accept me as your Lord Zango!
Request my "friendship" or suffer my wrath!
Defending Tavyr: Book 1: The Risk Worth Taking is now available for download at www. literatemachine. com. Fans may also purchase a copy of it on CD Rom at the following comic book convention:
Boston Super Megafest 2008 November 22 & 23, 2008 Location: Sheraton Framingham Hotel, 1657 Worcester Road, Framingham, MA 01701. (508) 879-7200 Saturday 10:30am - 6:00pm Sunday 10:30am - 5:00pm
Defending Tavyr transports readers to another world in another time. There, three young adults set out to find the legendary wizard Askeland in order to save their nation of Tavyr from a ruthless tyrant!
You made my day. You made my week. Ah, screw it...I'm going to remember this the rest of my life. I don't think I've smiled like I did in ages. (Alright, I totally giggled too.)
I am forever in your servitude/gratitude.
(That sketch is going right up by my desk tomorrow...)