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El Torres
Stand-Up / Gay/Lesbian / Latino
El Torres Thaaaaaaaat’s what she said

Female
26 years old
Arizona High Country
United States



Last Login: 11/30/2009
Mood: dysphoric Mood Image
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   El Torres's Comedian Bio
BioIt's all up to YOU where I go...
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TV ShowsBitch please, Im everywhere
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    El Torres's Interests
Generaldiseases that I might have. public health option. balloon boy. fraggle rock. hiding. camping. eating. the office.
Music



TelevisionWhen I was a kid I would beg or sneak out to watch Saturday Night Live. Now I still have hope but I really only watch it for the weekend up date and in hopes for a lonely island digital short. Sorry some of them are censored. I'm working on it.


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Groups: ­Comedians of MySpaceLorena Torres RocksI Heart Jackie JonesGeri Mars's List of WHO TO ADD!!!Comedy Writers

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     El Torres's Details
Status:Engaged
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Lesbian
Hometown:Chandler, AZ
Body type:Athletic
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:Rolling Paper Taster

   El Torres's Schools
Northern Arizona University
Flagstaff,Arizona
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Clubs: Whats a lorena?
 

2009 to Present
Chandler High School
Chandler,Arizona
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: That one with all the other gay kids. Marching band. Graduated class clown.
 

1998 to 2001

   El Torres's Networking
Nightlife - Entertainment - Go-Go Dancer



El Torres's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 10 Total Plays: 47976 Plays Today: 0
Lorena clip show
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From the Vault-Check it out!
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Loud Audiance Member
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I woke up to this 4/11/09
I woke up to this 4/11/09 rating
Call Lorena 24 hours a day 602-368-2929
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My mom and birthday parties
My mom and birthday parties rating
Answering Machine
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Lorena Torres at the Ice House
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My Grandma
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Friends and Mom
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   El Torres's Blurbs
About me:
My name is Lorena Torres I am now on facebook, facebook.com/tomotta. Im finding it to be easier to contact people. You can find me there
I love God and I believe in the muthafuckin universe so I try to the right thing
I live in a beautiful place
I have a wonderful life
I love my weenie, my cat cheba, and of course my beautiful lezbo-wife-to-be Jes.
I have a hard time being gay because it is so 1994 and Im so fucking in right now!!
Who I'd like to meet:
Michael Gary Scott. President Barrack Obama. Me as an infant. Little Dog as a human. Cornel West. My self as a child. Kid Cudi. Jimi Hendrix. The person who eventually cancels the Jeff Dunham Show. César Chávez. My future self. Claudio Sanchez. Conan O'Brien. Snoop D o double g. Me as a fetus. Jes as a child. Jimmy Kimmel. Carmen Electra. Lupe Fiasco. Little dog as my best friend. a fox. Bob Marley. a raccoon. Jesus. Martin Luther. Shirley Manson. Billy Crystal (not really). Anthony Bourdain. Martin Luther King Sr. Mitch Hedberg. Mary Jane. Maria Bamford. John Motta. Pat and Gina Neely. The first person to smoke Marijuana. Will Smith. Craig Robinson. Antonio Sabato Jr. Creed Bratton.

   El Torres's Friend Space (Top 4)
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El Torres's Friends Comments
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ღAngelaღ

Juan's Lady



Nov 26 2009 10:10 AM

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Jess

Jess



Nov 21 2009 6:48 PM

Come on, you are a latina....Chupacabra....real or not?
Danny

Danny



Nov 14 2009 7:10 AM

Dude are you ever gonna call me or what? Hook it up fool, I wanna talk conspiracies with you and what not. Call me!!!!!! Miss ya Neighbor!!!!!!
1 LIFE 2 GIVE

1 LIFE 2 GIVE



Nov 14 2009 7:10 AM

LOL...it's its own state..def. tiny though:)
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RAVen VArgas



Nov 8 2009 11:54 PM

like how your page plays docter greenthumb, i met them a while back at the la invasion for kroq took many pix, check it out,, maybe ill be in az again to visit but not missin the heat and lack of latino culture,,, love cali la oc sb everything,,, hit me up whenevers girl, and ill smoke a bowl for ya when its here
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RAVen VArgas



Nov 8 2009 11:54 PM

da,m i moved out of arizona and never seen you out there, would have been cool to meet some more peeps, yeah medical chronic in cali is the shit, love it... prescription bottles of herb,,, there goes my night scrapin the pipe, lol
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Oct 23 2009 7:08 AM

same shit!! not much new here.
Lucas

Lucas



Oct 21 2009 7:35 AM

What are you talking about? lol I hid nothing! Nothing I say!
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Oct 12 2009 1:38 AM

what's up cutie? hows it going woman
Lucas

Lucas



Oct 11 2009 11:59 PM

Oh fuck yeah! (mildly humps the air for a bit) I lobes me some tequilla! (pronounced ta kill uh)  TONIGHT, WE GETTIN FUCKED UP!
Lucas

Lucas



Oct 11 2009 11:49 PM

Just call me lucas the motha fucking creeper! Miss you guys! :)  (If you are watching you see me scratching my ass... sorry, i wasn't prepared for an audience!)
(SAND)ahl

SAndahl OLaguez



Oct 7 2009 1:33 AM

I can't wait to see her either :D
Jan Dark

Jan Dark



Oct 6 2009 7:51 AM

So you were quicker!!! I wanted to shower the world with "LOVE" and it's coming straight back to me. Thanks for sending "LOVE" my way!
CHeers

ღAngelaღ

Juan's Lady



Oct 5 2009 12:25 AM

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mALX

mALX



Oct 3 2009 4:35 PM

Just popping in to send love to you and yours! I hope all is going well for you, I miss hearing from your PC, lol. <333
(SAND)ahl

SAndahl OLaguez



Oct 1 2009 9:19 PM

So when does it start to snow in your neck of the woods?
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amanda PEREZ YANES



Sep 28 2009 12:29 PM

I wish i could of been there to give u assistance.
♥ * $W33T DR3@M 0R B3@UT!FUL N!T3M@R3* ♥

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Sep 17 2009 7:55 PM

YA I HAVE BEEN!! GIRL'S CLUB LATELY!!
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Sep 17 2009 7:37 AM

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Casa Nova



Sep 5 2009 11:55 PM

hell yeah. cant wait to get home. she is  totally waitin for me. marrrrryyyyy jjjjjjaaaahhhhhhaaannnnneee
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Andrea Wagner



Sep 5 2009 9:07 PM

Hey There!!  WHat the hell is new?  You Have to call me!  I got tons of shirt to tell you~ :)  Hope you and the Wife and kids are doing Great!
Antique Scream

Antique Scream



Sep 4 2009 10:19 PM

Indeed we are....See you there hopefully? I believe the Monte Vista is giving us a free room, if not, we'll take you up on your offer! Thank you!
2906

amanda PEREZ YANES



Sep 1 2009 6:53 PM

Lol haha!! thats funny.. dnt worry im going to change my page soon just for u.
mALX

mALX



Sep 1 2009 3:52 AM

Hi Lorena and Jes - I hope you both are doing great, Lorena I know you are ROCKING that college!

I have been all torn up for a few weeks now, my new puppy has been diagnosed with some bone diseases that are crippling him. He is in pain a lot, and I've had to take off to spend time with him. We have to keep him quiet, which is really hard for a puppy. It seems that something made him grow too quickly, he went from being a tiny cute puppy to being a giant dog in a couple months, and his breed is not supposed to get big at all. Well, the soft bones of a young pup aren't strong enough to hold the weight of a 50 pound dog, and they grew so long so quickly - well they started bending from the weight, etc. He has one leg crippled, and we have to keep him off his feet or the others may follow. The whole thing has made me heartbroken, and it is really hard to keep him off his feet. They say if we can keep him down till he stops growing he should be able to live a normal life with the exception of the leg that is already crippled, but his other legs can go if we can't keep him off his feet. It just has me sick.

I think my husband is going thru some kind of change, like men - o - pause. He has been swinging back and forth from being his normal self to being stuck on the couch like he is glued down - that is not like him at all, he is usually hyper. I'm not complaining about having to wait on him hand and foot while he is stuck on the couch, it's just that he is talking about going into an early retirement suddenly, and my fear is that his retirement is going to center around him on that couch and me waiting on him hand and foot, lol. Oh well.

I didn't mean this to be a depress-o-gram; I'll have to write you back with some good news to make up for this letter! Hope you two are both great, stay sweet <333 - Cindy
Mario Saenz

Mario Saenz
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Aug 27 2009 5:42 AM

hola....passing by to say hello!!!!
 

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