Loretta!
Improv / Sketch Comedy
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Loretta: Where hilarity meets desperation meets homemade cookies!
Female
79 years old
New York City, NEW YORK
United States
Last Login: 10/3/2008
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Loretta!'s Comedian Bio
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| Bio | I am a single woman in the prime of my life, lucky enough to have a wonderful, talented New York City based Improv Group named after me. When I'm not supporting my namesake comedy group, I can be found eating pie alone in the neighborhood diner or signing up for a remedial art class down at the Learning Annex. I just love to learn and meet new friends. I would write more, but I have a roast in the oven, and it's not gonna take itself out. Hahaha, those crazy improv kids should use that joke in a show! I should call them and tell them... | | Influences | The Delilah Radio Show (bless you, Delilah), Pipe Cleaners, Hot Glue Guns, Popsicle Sticks, Felt, the big sales at Home Goods, Chilis Explosions, Chilis waiters, the state of Connecticut, A Prairie Home Companion, The Lord God Above, Dress Barn, my sister's kids who I get to see on holidays, yarn. | | Members | Loretta! is Brian Belcinski, Corey Johnson, Chris Kelly, Cody Lindquist, Matt Pavlovich, and Katie Schorr. (former member Kevin R. Free) | | TV Shows | I do most of my work over the phone. For 13 cents per minute. | | Films | Call 1-900-Loretta. Seriously. I'll make it 12 cents. | | Albums | Fine. 11 cents. And I'll send you a homemade birdhouse. |
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Loretta!'s Interests
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| General | Dining alone, crossword puzzles, crafts, knitting, eating cheese, eating cupcakes, eating candy bars, eating jellybeans, helping people via my 1-900-Loretta hotline, things made out of twine, puppies and kitten dressed as babies, playing the organ for my church, meeting new people, making my own ice cream with this fancy ice cream making machine my son got me for Christmas last year, decorating for Christmas, sitting on my porch. | | Music | Whitney Houston, Etta James, Celine Dion, Elton John, Frank Sinatra, Neko Case, Robin Thicke, Sam Cooke, Otis Redding, Bette Midler, the soundtrack of RENT, and that young fellow Justin Timberlake. | | Movies | Beaches, The Rose, The Notebook, The Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Siterhood, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Breakfast as Tiffanys, Nazi Propoganda films. | | Television | Anything and everything on TLC, the Hallmark Channel, The Food Network, and Lifetime!! Also, TRL. | | Books | Martha Stewart's Homekeeping Handbook: The Essential Guide to Caring for Everything in Your Home, The Notebook | | Heroes | 
We could all learn a thing or two from this lady right here. |
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Loretta!'s Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Friends | | Hometown: | Vancouver | | Body type: | 5' 2" / More to love! | | Religion: | Christian - other | | Zodiac Sign: | Aquarius | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / No | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Homemaker |
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Loretta!'s Companies
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1-900-Loretta
Nationwide, US
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November 1986 - Present
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Loretta! has 137 friends.
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