Lori

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  • Lori Klingberg

  • 34 / Жен.
  • GILBERT, ARIZONA, US
  • Последний визит: 07.12.2009

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    50 Reasons Why You Want to Date Me: 1. I'll love you eights days a week. 2. You will score more points if you get the reference to number one. 3. I'll always know when you need a hug. 4. I know the difference between your and you're. 5. I'll always be attentive and loving... except during a Law and Order: SVU marathon. 6. I'll never cheat. You can trust and believe I know where to draw the line. 7. I don't smoke. 8. I wont make you watch football with me, but it would be nice if you did. 9. My siblings are hilarious and my family is the equivalent of the white Jacksons. 10. I''l shut the door when I pee. We all need our moments of privacy. 11. I'll make love to you all of the time and fuck you on occasion. 12. I'll wait up for you. 13. I'll cook you dinner but its going to suck. 14. I wont blog about you. 15. I'm OK with you stealing my hoodies on cold nights. 16. I have great coming out stories. 17. I'll warm up your car on cold mornings. 18. I'm OK with your cold ass toes planted on me in the middle of the night. 19. I'm addicted to "Top Chef" and "The L-Word" 20. I'll pretend to like it when you drag me out shopping. 21. I'll kiss you goodbye every morning. 22. I'll thumb wrestle you in bed. 23. I'm an Aquarius. 24. I'll fall asleep on your chest. 25. I'll always fight for you. 26. I'll love spooning you. 27. I've never suffered from lesbian bed death and I'll wake you in the middle of the night to prove it and I'll never say NO to you! 28. I'll send love notes to your work. 29. You won't have to remind me of everyones birthdays and anniversaries. 30. I have a dangerous job and I'll need you to be OK with that. 31. I'm drug and drama free and you should be to. Life is hard enough as it is without creating problems. If I do create one, trust me it's not because I like it, its because once in awhile I'm just a dumbass. 32. I sometimes give bums my spare change. 33. I will always be able to make you laugh. 34. I would rather be alone than be with the wrong woman. 35. I adore my parents. 36. I'll talk dirty to you in bed. 37. I'll take you out with my friends. 38. I want you. 39. I'll always take care of you when you're sick. (see the correct usage of the word you're!?) 40. I'm stubborn at times, but you will always be able to make me melt. 41. I'm 31 but look 23. I still get carded for booze and occasionally the movies. 42. I'll be OK with you laughing at me if I get carded for the movies. 43. I know how to take care of myself. 44. I'll love it when you pick me up from anywhere. 45. I don't like boys, and honestly I'm not into girls who do. 46. I don't use the words hym, boi or womyn and I think people who do are morons. 47. I'm not a snob unless you use the words hym, boi or womyn. 48. I'll use the corny joke I just heard at work as an excuse to call you and say hello. 49. I'll let you put whatever you want in my DVD player even if its scary movie. 50. I could name more reasons why you want to date me, but at this point I want to hear 10 good reasons to date you.
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  • Фильмы

    I love The Notebook, Hope FLoats, My Best Friend Wedding, Its A Mad Mad Mad Mad World < classic movie > Like anything that gonna scare the bejesus out of me... I like anything with action comedy romance True movies!!!! Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
  • Книги

    I love to read murder/mystery... My fav author is James patterson
  • Кумиры

    My Heroes are my mom and dad and my sister they are a true inspiration to me!!!! http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u184/Rurounikenshinlover/butterfly.png

Подробности

  • Состояние: Не женат/Не замужем
  • Здесь для: Друзей
  • Родной город: Staten Island, NY
  • Ориентация: Лесби
  • Вероисповедание: Католик
  • Знак Зодиака: Рак
  • Дети: Когда-нибудь потом
  • Курение/алкоголь: Нет / Нет
  • Образование: Неоконченное высшее

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Your IQ Is 90
Your Logical Intelligence is Above Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Average

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Average

Your General Knowledge is Above Average
Hello there my name is Lori... I am originally from NY born and raised and lived there for 20 years.... I am a lesbian and i live a very simple life... I live in Gilbert, AZ for about almost 11 years...I am still in a Major culture shock here!!!! I love dancing and karaokeing even though i royally suck at it.... I am a huge animal lover i have two pitbulls... I love life... I am hearing impaired i wear two hearing aids... I know enough sign language if I come across a deaf person... My first career choice was to become a cop but due to my hearing impairment they would not take me... My second career choice is to become a sign language interpreter.... and thrid choice to work in the medical field. Here is my autobiography in case anyone would like to know about me!!!! Awwe hell if I know.lol SOmeone who is easily affectionate and understanding. Someone who can easily make me smile and laugh. Someone with a huge giving and caring heart. Someone who love to have fun and doesnt take life soo seriously... I have had a looong hard life...I will give you a biography of me that is if you would like to read it... Lori Klingberg Bio Ok I have had a rough childhood. I started out with not walking nor talking or standing at a normal age... I broke 10 child walkers, I cried a lot and the only person i would go to was my mother... The only thing that would shut me up for an hour as I sat in my walker was the muppet show everyday for an hour...Speaking of walkers I broke 10 of them dont ask me how i just did...To tell you the truth i dont remember much of my childhood I only am telling you this because my mom told me all of this... That is when my family ran out and had a My dad worked 3 jobs to make end meet... My parent and my grandmother all took me to a lot of doctors because they felt like things were not developing right for me... a dozen specialist and doctors all told my parent and my grandmother after examining me that I had and developed Cerebral palsy... They told my family they should get used to the fact that I would never walk, talk or ever be independent person and that my parent were better off putting me in a home where I would be cared for and looked after for the rest of my life... My folks and family went through this for 4 years... But for some reason my mom especially never gave up on me... My mother prayed a lot for me and for a miracle!!!! This one time my mom and my favorite and only godmother took me to this one doctor he was a specialist for ear nose and throat doctor... Through this doctor he thoroghly examining me he found out what the problem was... He came to a conclusion and he told my mom this, that I could not hear well, that i had a hearing problem... My mother was happy that there was a doctor who was out there that can finally help me and give me an accurate diagnose or diagnosis or however you spell or type it.... LOL I have lived in brooklyn, NY for 4 years till my folks moved me and my 7 year old sister at the time to Staten Island, NY... It was my fist and only house i have lived in for 21 years of my life... Anyway mom was doing something in the house one day and all of a sudden i got up and walked for the first time in my life.... My mom saw it for the first time and she could not believe it that she cried her eyes out because she prayed and prayed with all her heart and soul for me to take my first step and walked.... My mom thought honestly that it was a dream that she had her neighbor come in and see it for herself and they both saw me walk!!! Like i said i dont remember much of my childhood BUT I do know and honestly believe with all my heart and soul that there is a god and that there are miracles and that miracles and prayers do come true!!!!! Everytime i tell or type or write this story to someone or a stranger I am astonished and around for all what my mother have gone through with me and my health issues!!! My parents are my heroes in my life!!!! Through all my ups and down and turbulation and the challenges and obstacles i face in my life, I will never change a thing!!!! THIS IS WHAT WINS MY HEART!!!!! Leave her cute text messages. Kiss her in front of your friends. Trust her over everyone else. Tell her she looks beautiful. Look her in the eye when you talk to her. Tell her stupid jokes to make her laugh. Let her mess with your hair. Just walk around with her. Include her in everything you do. When she crys do whatever to make her smile. Forgive her for her mistakes. Look at her like she's the only girl you see. Tickle her even if she says stop. When she starts swearing at you tell her you love her. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Get her mad, then kiss her. Tease her and let her tease you back. Stay up with her all night when she's sick. Watch her favorite movie. KISS HER FOREHEAD. Give her the world. Write her letters. Let her wear your clothes. When she's sad, hang out with her. Let her know she is important. Let her take all the photos of you she wants. Kiss her in the rain. And when you fall in love with her, tell her. And when you do tell her.. Love her like you never loved before. Give me back scratches!!!!! Cuddle with me!!!!!! JUST LOVE ME!!!! NEVER...... 1. Never apologize for pursuing what makes you happy. Even if you need to quit your job, transfer schools, or move across country, always do what you really want. 2. Never apologize for using proper English. Keeping it real doesn't mean speaking Ebonics. 3. Never apologize for giving your best in a relationship that just didn't work out. 4. Never apologize for being successful. Only haters want to keep you at their level. 5. Never apologize for crying. Wear waterproof mascara and express yourself. 6. Never apologize for ten pounds you need to lose. People who truly care about you will accept you as you are. 7. Never apologize for being frugal. Just because you save your money instead of blowing it on the latest fashion emergency doesn't mean you're cheap. 8. Don't apologize for being a single Mom. Babies are a blessing. 9. Never apologize for treating yourself to something special. Sometimes you have to show yourself some appreciation. 10. Never apologize for leaving an abusive relationship. Your safety should always be a priority. 11. Never apologize for keeping the ring even if you did not get married. Or if you got a Divorce. 12. Never apologize for setting high standards in a relationship. You know what you can tolerate and what simply gets on your nerves. 13. Never apologize for saying NO. 14. Never apologize for asking for what you want in bed. If you don't, then who will? 15. Never apologize for wearing a weave or braids. You bought it so it's yours. 16. Never apologize to your new friends about old friends. There's a reason she's been your girl from day one. 17. Never apologize for ordering dessert or more than one dessert. 18. Never apologize for dating outside your race. Just because you found Mr. Right across the color line doesn't mean you don't love your brothas. 19. Never apologize for demanding respect. You are to always be treated as a queen. 20. Never apologize for not knowing how to cook. Even if you can't burn like Grandma you know how to order good take out. 21. Never apologize for your taste in clothes. It's your style. 22. Never apologize for changing your mind, it is your prerogative. 23. Never apologize for making a decision from your heart, even if others don't agree. You have to live with the consequences not them. 24. Never apologize for making more money than your girl, you work hard and you deserve to get paid. 25. Never apologize for being you!
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I WOULD LOVE TO MEET MY SOULMATE AND I WILL IN 2 WEEKS!!!! I WOULD ALSO LOVE TO MEET MY BEST FRIEND IN CA JENN!!! :O) Save pitbulls Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u10/amor1990/butterfly.jpg http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u10/amor1990/butterfly-1.jpg WHY I LOVE THEM....WOMEN THAT IS!!!!! (1.) They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. (2.) The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. (3.) How cute they look when they sleep. (4.) The ease in which they fit into our arms. (5.) The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. (6.) How cute they are when they eat. (7.) The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. (8.) Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. (9.) The way they look good no matter what they wear. (10.) The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. (11.) How cute they are when they argue. (12.) The way her hand always finds yours. (13.) The way they smile. (14.) The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after you just had a big fight. (15.) The way she says "lets not fight anymore" - even though you know that an hour later.... (16.) The way that they kiss after you have had a fight. (17.) The way they kiss you when you say "I love you". (18.) Actually...Just the way they kiss you... (19.) The way they fall into your arms when they cry. (20.) Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly. (21.) The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. * i think every girl is guilty of this :) (22.) Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it). (23.) The way they say "I miss you". (24.) The way you miss them. (25.) The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket I love to meet Jesus Christ. Second person i like to meet is my Soulmate!!!! I would also love to meet you!!!! =o)
You scored as Blue. Your heart is blue. You are a very calm and relaxed person. You are very caring and like helping others. You're grateful for what you have in life, even if it's not perfect. People love you for who you are, don..'t ever change that- it's what makes you the great person that you are.

Blue

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Pink

86%

Yellow

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Black

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White

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Green

21%

Red

14%

Purple

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Orange

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.. You scored as The Student Dyke. Your entire life is defined by two things: your intellect and your sexuality; moreover you often merge the two to lure in women.

The Student Dyke

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The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke

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The Magic Earring Ken Dyke

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The Pretty-Boi Dyke

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The Quasi-Gothic Femme

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The Surprise! Dyke

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The Granola Dyke

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The Stud

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The Bohemian Dyke

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The Sprightly Elfin Femme

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The Little-Boy Dyke

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The Hipster Dyke

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The Femme Fatale

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What Type of Lesbian Are You? (Inspired by Curve Mag.)
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Eden
You have eden eyes. Eden is the color of water. Your eyes symbolize your great flexibility. You are a creative person. You can think of many good ways to get your point across to people as you have very good communication abilities. When someone feels down or is hurt, you have the remarkable ability to help them and heal them. If you have too little going on in your life, you may be withdrawn and depressed, timid, manipulative, unreliable, stubborn, or suspicious. Some words to describe you: peaceful, sincere, affectionate, tranquil, intuitive, trustworthy, pure, loyal, healing, and stable.

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You are the Hopeless Romantic

You are into the good old fashioned wining and dining, flowers and chocolates approach to relationships. An ideal date for you would start with a meal in a fancy restaurant and end wandering down the beach hand in hand as the sun sets.

You want to be someone's white knight one day, and dream of spending the rest of your life with someone, loving and caring for them. You are committed, generous and not afraid of love and showing it.

You always handle your relationships carefully, as the last thing you would want to do is break someone's heart. You always take things slowly, taking the time to make everything magical. Some people won't appreciate your efforts, and those with a more business approach to relationships will become easily bored with the attention you lavish on them, but there are plenty of people out there dying to meet someone like you to spend the rest of their life with, so go out there and find the one for you!

Most compatible with: The Insecure

The Insecure will never want to hear the end of all you have to tell them of love. They would listen to a thousand of the poems you write for them and still want to hear the rest you have stashed away in your drawer! You love making people feel special, and the Insecure wants you to do just that for them. You could have something really beautiful together.

Least compatible with: The Cynic

You are all about love and displaying it, privately, publicly, wherever. The Cynic doesn't believe in love, particularly not in the traditional sense of the word, so you would bang heads every step of the way in a relationship. Not very destructive as bad relationships go, but not exactly productive either.

Your song is: She Will Be Loved, Maroon 5

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