lorry2hails

You'll be a long time dead....so laugh while you can. cos sure as shit smells there'll be someone along any time to wipe that smile from your face. P.S...I'm Scottish in the sense i sound like shrek on speed, not in a Sean Connery kinda way. sorry to dissapoint ya. (Donkey!!!!fuk off, i'm trying to type.) P.P.S... (To be continued) ...(some time later) continued....other things i'm not too keen on.....blacmange, grey food (i hate porridge so much i've never even tasted it), elephants (again, simila to the giraffe, i imagine them standing on my feet and being clumsy as fuk, people who use their cars as portable sound systems, blue cheese (doublefuknyuk), puddles that get your socks wet, people who sit on busses playing music on their mobile phones (these tools really piss in my chips), people who treat waiters/waitresses badly to show off to the person they are not gonna get lucky with, free newspapers, people with clipboards, mushrooms, pop ups and people with complexly waxed hair to name one or two. but apart from that i'm a right cheery wee fukr.....(to be continued...maybe) ... a short time later, maybe should talk about some things i like..... umm, need to think about this for a while. i'm sure there is something. ...Later still, Nope. all i can think of is ladybumps n bits. sorry.