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Lost in Transportation
Director / Screenwriter
Lost in Transportation a short film long on baggage.

Male
36 years old
BWI Airport, MD
United States



Last Login: 7/9/2009
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Websitelostintransportation.net
InfluencesJohn Candy, Chris Farley, Jackie Chan, Bill Murray, Emily Watson, Richard Pryor + Gene Wilder, Mel Brooks, Bridgette Fonda, Cate Blanchette, David Simon, Tom Fontana, Morgan Freeman, Jet Li, Damon Wayans, Rod Serling, Godfrey Cambridge.
DirectorsBarry Levinson, John Waters, Alexander Payne, Jim Jarmusch, Martin Scorsese, Robert Rodriguez, Quentin Tarantino, Gordon Parks, Steven Spielberg, Mike Binder, Robert Redford, Melvin Van Peebles, Ron Howard, Kevin Smith, Lee Bonner, Stephen J. Abramson.
Awards1st prize winner Comedy Category, Mid Atlantic Film Festival 2006; Rosebud nomination 2006.
FestivalsKevin Smith's Movies Askew 2005, 48 hour Film Project 2005, Mid Atlantic Film Festival 2006, Rosebud Film & Video Festival 2006.
Professional AffiliationsSAG + AFTRA

    Lost in Transportation's Interests
Generalbabes n beer. vice versa.
MusicShania Twain, David Bowie, Benny Benassi, Blondie, Marvin Gaye, Pat Benatar, The Cars, Mitsou, Dwight Yoakam, Willie Nelson, Melissa Ethridge, The Statler Brothers, Curtis Mayfield, Fictioneering, Jeff Stroud, Robert Hansard.
MoviesPlanes Trains and Automobiles, About Schmidt, The Gumball Rally, Two Lane Blacktop, Vanishing Point, The Hired Hand, Shaft (Richard Roundtree version), Super Fly, Lost in Translation, Lost in Transportation, Watermelon Man.
TelevisionHomicide: Life On The Street, The Wire, Entourage, The Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Then Came Bronson, Route 66, the Buddy Dean Show, Lorenzo, Bozo The Clown.
BooksSports Illustrated swimsuit calendar (book version), Sears and Victoria's Secret catalogs, Alice In Wonderland.
HeroesJesus. Litton and Caroline Hansard, Anne Beatts, Steve Jobs, Cal Ripken, Sandy Koufax, Rod Serling.

     Lost in Transportation's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Baltimore
Body type:Some extra baggage
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Occupation:Finder of Lost Luggage


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I’m on HBO’s "The Wire" February 3rd 2008 !  (view more)

Meeting Martin Scorsese!  (view more)

"The Department" TRAILER !!!  (view more)

Filming "The Department"  (view more)

My horror film "Brainiac" on DVD!  (view more)

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   Lost in Transportation's Blurbs
About me:

Lost in Transportation is a short film about Fred and Joe, two shlubs with lots of baggage. Toiling in the lost luggage claims department of BWI International Airport is not as glamorous as it might sound. Supervisor Fred dispatches lackey Joe Schlepp to return the misplaced bags, and disgruntled passengers always seem to hold Schlepp personally responsible for losing their gear. Slogging through another terminal day at the airport, a chance encounter with B-List beauty queen Miss Randallstown puts Joe on cloud 9. But life back on the road takes its toll as Schlepp faces verbal slings, slammed doors, and delivery drudgery at every turn. Questioning his ability to carry on, a mental tailspin seems imminent, but an epiphany from the Goddess of Lost Luggage propels Joe Schlepp toward a surprise destination.

MEET THE CAST: Fred Strother (Odell Watkins on HBO's hit TV series The Wire) as Fred; Joe Hansard (HBO's The Wire, Brainiac, NBC's Homicide) as Joe Schlepp; Joy Haynes (King Of The Hill, NBC's Dying To Belong) as Miss Randallstown and The Goddess of Lost Luggage; Pete Bergen (America's Most Wanted) as Mr. Bergen.


TAGLINE 1: It's lonely at the top.
TAGLINE 2: A short film long on baggage.

Written & Directed by JOE HANSARD and ROBERT G. RUTLEDGE
Created by JOE HANSARD and JON SULLIVAN
Produced by JENNIFER ECKERSON
Original Music by JEFF STROUD .. FICTIONEERING .. CHRIS LYNN
STEVEN FISCHER .. NATHAN KREPS .. CRAIG BREADEN
Location Audio BRIAN ANDREWS
Post Production JAYMIN S. PATEL
Director of Photography ROBERT G. RUTLEDGE

Originally created in 1999 as a full length feature project, Lost in Transportion was abandoned when financing for the film could not be procured. The vehicle lay dormant over five years before its resurrection (in no budget truncated form) as a Baltimore 48 Hour Film Project in June 2005. The extended Directors Cut version of L.I.T. was showcased in Kevin Smith's Movies Askew Short Film Festival 2005. It later won the 2006 First Place Comedy Category Prize at The Mid Atlantic Film Festival and received a 2006 Rosebud Film & Video Festival nomination.

OFFICIAL WEBSITES: lostintransportation.net + joehansard.com

Who I'd like to meet:
Jack Nicholson, Sofia Coppola, David Bowie, Debbie Harry, Mellisa Keller, Dennis Hopper, Peter Fonda, Leslie Neilsen.


   Lost in Transportation's Friend Space (Top 14)
Lost in Transportation has 111 friends.
 Joy! 


 Peter 


 Jeff Stroud 


 Fictioneering 


 Steven 


 48 Hour Film Project 


 SAGIndie 


 Movie Magic Screenwriter Version 6.0 


 steven wright 


 Eric 


 Justin Hopkins 


 David 


 Melbourne International Airport 


 Joe Hansard 





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Healthy Tips Comedy

Healthy Tips Comedy



Nov 19 2008 3:54 AM

Here is ze newest episode of ze Healthy Teeps!

Dawn

Dawn



Oct 24 2008 1:58 AM

ROFLOL Joe!
Healthy Tips Comedy

Healthy Tips Comedy



Sep 8 2008 6:51 AM

Lol, too funny Joe!

Myspace.com/HealthyTips
Dawn

Dawn



May 23 2008 4:16 PM

Thanks Joe, we need to get together soon :) /hugs
Eric

Eric



Feb 5 2008 1:09 AM

Good job on the Wire last night, Joe!
Chad

Chad



Dec 25 2007 8:19 PM

Merry Christmas Joe!
Dawn

Dawn



Dec 24 2007 2:44 AM

Provided by DigitalIcing.com
Jeff Stroud

Jeff Stroud



Dec 17 2007 7:22 PM

Thanks Joe. I really enjoyed The Department clip by the way.
Camille

Camille



Dec 14 2007 9:23 AM

Oh Hi Joe.
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Chad

Chad



Dec 12 2007 8:02 AM

You play a good Jack!
Dawn

Dawn



Dec 9 2007 3:58 AM

Sweet pic Joe, you guys are looking good :)
Chad

Chad



Nov 30 2007 9:44 PM

Good meetin ya Joe! Thanks for the good feedback. Cheers!
Clayton Myers - Actor

Clayton Myers



Nov 3 2007 4:29 PM

Trailer looks great Joe. I'm living in Baltimore now BTW. I hope we might be able to cross paths soon and catch up with one another. Hope you are well.
Joy!

Joy!



Oct 28 2007 3:32 PM

I miss you!
Ken A

Ken Arnold



Oct 22 2007 3:03 AM

Great working with you today! Hope to see you again soon.
Ken
~Italian Sausage~

~Italian Sausage~



Jul 31 2007 5:34 PM

Hey there Joe!
Hope things are going well these days!
Talk with you later!
Dawn

Dawn



Jun 26 2007 5:57 PM

Hey Joe! Thanks for letting me be your friend on myspace. Hillbilly Jack was so good! I love those funny short; keep them coming :)
Sniper

Danielle Sullivan



Jun 13 2007 7:27 PM

THANKS killer picture!!
steven wright

steven wright



Jun 5 2007 4:23 PM

thanks for calling.
Joy!

Joy!



May 19 2007 1:21 AM

Well, well, well, Mr. Hansard. You...are the man.
Joy!

Joy!



Apr 29 2007 4:50 AM

Finally got the chance to watch Braniac. One of the most entertaining movies I have seen in a LONG time...
aaron

aaron



Apr 25 2007 10:24 AM

thanks for the add, joe! my pop was in Brainiac with you. "Lost" was great. keep up the good work.
Steve Is Cool.

Steve Is Cool.



Apr 23 2007 12:05 PM

The Baltimore 48 hour film project opens their signups today.
Joy!

Joy!



Apr 10 2007 1:45 AM

Great catching up the other day!
FIXX

FIXX



Mar 21 2007 3:19 AM

hey did you find the anwsers to the unimaginable questions yet or were you to busy drankin....drankin...? Whats going on man? We'll try to get your dvd copy soon. Hope all is well
Rob
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