Louie
Stand-Up / Other / Explicit/Raw
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Don’t Talk To Me About Funny, I No Funny.
Male
27 years old
NORTHAMPTON, Massachusetts
United States
Last Login: 5/1/2009
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Louie's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Louie began performing comedy in the early part of the millennium. He performed at the now defunct "Fire and Water" in Northampton, a vegetarian cafe. It was at the same cafe that Louie performed a ventriloquist "bit" with a severed pigs head his boss at the butcher shop had given him. That was funny.
He then went on to perform at various open mics and comedy nites that his far more enterprising (not pothead) comedian friends would often put together.
He opened for Preacher Moss and Mitch Hedburg, before he died, obv.
When his comedian friends left to live lives Louie chose to stay behind and make sure everyone had turned off the lights and the stove and what not.
After about a year and a half without performing, having satisfactorily checked all the outlets, switches, teevees, and ovens he decided to return to the world of comedy, friends or no.
He’s performed in Boston at the Comedy Studio and that other place where he opened up for those guys that time, Improv Boston? Sure, Improv Boston, that sounds about right.
Oh and one time he gave away full packs of cigarettes to the audience.
OH! And another time he gave them beer.
OH! And another time he performed at Mt. Holyoke and he said "Hello Smith!", that was funny.
And the first time he performed his cute-but-heavy friend stripped next to him while he did his act.
Other than that, you should watch him perform AND if it’s not too much trouble, listen as well. He’ll probably say "fuck" a thousand times and make at least one reference to popular country music sensations and the various sexual acts they should perform on him. | | Influences | Bill Hicks, marijuana, fear, loathing, both affable hippy era George Carlin and extremely angry old man George Carlin, Lenny Bruce, Robert Klein, Nick Gallup, Mike D. (the counselor not the Beastie Boy), Mugg Wipes, Fat Fred, | | TV Shows | On this catholic show "Reel To Reel" they interviewed me about the Catholic School I went to when I was in 5th grade and I said "They make the subjects funner." And my entire family burst into hysterics and called me stupid and then said "Wow, no one will go to that school anymore because they'll see how stupid the kids are."
Unfortunately no one thought that way and parents continued to send their kids there.
I also once got asked in the Barnes & Noble parking lot how I felt about racial profiling at the airport.
And this one time I got asked at a Mass Pike rest stop how I felt about the governor putting more cops on the road.
| | Films | The WGBY Health Class video "Flirting Or Hurting", a video on sexual harassment which I was paid $100 for in 8th grade, not realizing that $100 is not even close to the amount I should've been paid for releasing into the world a video with me, in 8th grade, with my hair parted, and with braces, where I get pantsed and called a fag by guys AND girls.
Then to have the video sent to area high schools to be watched and laughed at by everyone forever.
I spent that $100 dollars on CDs too. Goddamn it. |
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Louie's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Zodiac Sign: | Aries |
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About me:
What is the sound of one laugh clapping?
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Who I'd like to meet:
Unknown unknowns
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