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"You are an idiot! Your messages are stupid and are not welcome here. Prat!"- Fellow Musicians IvyRise who sadly are yet to see the light of Goulet.

"Louis Goulet makes Swiss cheese look like a breakfast cereal."
- The Independent

"Louis Goulet is shit." - The Guardian

"If Louis Goulet were a fridge, he'd be where my food was kept." - NME

"I'd rather staple my eyelids to a desk and drink a bottle of piss than listen to this toss." - BBC Gardeners' World

"Posssibly the best thing to happen to music in the past 20 years." - Louis Goulet

"Like Gnarls Barkley but better" - Dr Mark Thompson, PhD

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A Brief Guide to Goulet for the Yet Untouched

The following extracts were taken from the article Making Sense of Goulet - a coherent and analytical dissertation by Jonathan McJohnson:

An Explanation of Gouletism:

"The Newspaper. The Radio. The Magazine. The Television. The Internet. We spend our days surrounded by mass media. Our senses of sight and sound are under constant bombardment by a grand plethora of ideas and stories. We are never far from stories that should chill us, but we have become immune. They know this. They constantly find ways to keep us watching, reading and listening; because it is in gaining our attention that money can be made. One of the most effective ways of keeping our attention is by presenting us not with a group but an individual. We can relate to the individual. Things are often more hard hitting with the singular. It is for that reason that the news often prioritises the story of the relatable individual than the foreign group. A child's abduction will gain priority over a foreign war. That child could be our child. The child of a neighbour, perhaps. We may never go near the warzone or meet the victims. It seems sick but it is understandable that the suffering of someone near is of more interest that the suffering of thousands afar. However, we often find ourselves drawn into the story of an individual who is not suffering per se. We seem drawn by their ordeals and minor happenings. We may wish to live like them. Look like them. Or be given the same or similar attention that they receive. But it is in this following, near worship, that the true sickness can be found. We find ourselves caring more about the money. The shoes. The perfume and make up. This time we spend worshiping in our modern way is time spent being ignorant and somewhat oblivious. It is at this time that we are weak. We while away the hours being drawn into the stories of people we will never meet. Meanwhile, something disgusting is happening behind our backs. This is Goulet. He abuses our mass media addiction by using it to come in through our windows. The back door. The cat flap. He finds his way into our water. He is the fluorinator. When you aren't watching, he rapes your justice and breaches your children. You can taste Goulet in the air. Every time you boil the kettle, a build up of Goulet is forming around the heat element. Goulet is not just one of the most prolific underground artists of our time. He is also the most perverted. Yet he doesn't understand the meaning of the word. He abuses what he doesn't understand and misuses what he does. What you are left with is a sick creativity that knows no boundaries. He fills the gaps that the mass media daren't tread. They daren't tread for the fear of offence, and the fear of creating something terrible that will lose custom. Essentially Goulet creates something out of the scraps that has the ability to offend, scare and free. He chooses to do this primarily through the medium of music. Avoiding all formalities along the way."

But Who Is Goulet?

"The most prolific of the new wave of Albanian musicians hitting the British music scene, Louis Goulet is undoubtedly the most recognisable figure of the 'Fitzy' Movement. Born the son of a god and a carpenter, Goulet spent the most formative years of his childhood living a desperate life on the cruel streets of Bethlehem, often spending the night in crisp packets whilst his intermittent mother lived in tents selling rakes. He often received beatings off his father. It was at this age that he travelled to the moon. He was only five at the time. However, things soon picked up for him and by the time he was ten he could count to ten with his eyes closed. Although nowadays he calls himself a musician, he spends most of his time caramelizing nail clippings and frolicking in sand pits. He spends most summers in the Algarve where he lures children with his flute, which he lovingly refers to as his gay stick. He also likes to spend constructive time with his victims by stealing CDs from postal distribution centres and government buildings. He has driven a white Fiat Uno only once."

The Cement Diaries:

"Louis Goulet is also a confessed Cement Mixer Anorak. He is the honorary president of The British Cement Association (www.cementindustry.co.uk), though the enrolment ceremony didn't go quite to plan, for Goulet had chosen that moment to offer the fellow members of the BCA board various services related to his child trafficking pastime. He is reported to have notepads filled with the serial numbers of every cement mixer he has come across. Some of his favourites are: 878746h583974hh3sxx and 74958793h75930hj4xx. He has also written a book on the subject entitled 'The Cement Diaries' by Louis Goulet. However, it keeps getting turned down by publishers, despite its formidably deep and penetrating prologue about how his father, who used to lock him in cages for springtime, bought him his first cement mixer, a 3-point with internal paddles for uniform mixing and clean dumping, at the tender age of 5. Even among the most avid of cement fans this is quite an early start. Some have drawn a link from some of his current issues back to his early cement years, though I see the connections as unjust and immoral when you consider the consequences making such an assumption could incur in the long run."

Sex and Goulet:

"At one point Goulet lived in a cave somewhere in Ukraine. Interestingly, 16 of the 17 times he has used a toilet were in Ukraine. It was at that time that he began living with a ginger rapist known only as 'Sally the Infiltrator' and a finger puppet that he had fashioned out of his own faeces and discarded corn flakes. He christened him Smiley Rogers. Later on in the winter of 1987 he lost his virginity with a heap of snow trapped between the fuel switch and LPG valve of his Uncle Steve's Ford Escort. He has been known to cite that moment as his best ever sexual experience. It is also known to be his only sexual experience. Louis Goulet knows very little of sex."

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Lucid Luke	Jun 2 2009 2:21 PM Hi Louis! Maybe you are interested to know that my album Robotism is finally available on iTunes and JunoDownload. On the album you will find all the tracks you might have heard on my MySpace-player and some more. Are you looking to buy new music that makes you want to dance and which will work really well at your next party? Just go to my page and you will find the links :) Greets from Amsterdam, Lucid Luke
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