You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) -- 69
This is the sign that needs to be cuddled. They may believe that they were born in the wrong period or century. They DWELL in the past...Victorian...Roman...Medieval...You name it.
They usually will only fuck at night...come to think of it...they fuck better at night anyway. Maybe its because they are ruled by the Moon. This is a sign that is looking for TRUE love...I mean REAL TRUE DEEP LOVE...that 'Romancing The Stone' Frikkin 'Wuthering Heights' kind of love. They probably cry at the end of any Jane Austen flick. They want to be swept off of their feet. They really do deserve it, too. They are constantly dumped on by previous past fucktard ex lovers that think they own them. Sometimes Cancers pick the wrong guy/girl and get beat up or emotionally hurt. Why? They think its what they deserve. Which is bullshit. They are wonderful people. They love water sports (jacuzzis/pools/showers/saunas/bathouses...) They want to be comfortable while fucking...oh sure the foreplay may have had you bent over a barstool...but when you get home they want comfy couches, beds, fluffy pillows, anything soft and fuzzy that is not a pet. Cancerians also have a horrible tendency to misplace their clothing. Highly Exhibitionistic. They live for Oral...as long as it tastes good. Karma Sutra honey dust is a good start...mints...ice cream..anything with sugar...fruit...Don't rush them they smolder. But when you get started, be ready for a long night. They like to play with ice cubes, too. Also nipples are a BIG thing for Crabs...they all secretly wish to get their nipples pierced. Can be submissive highly. Masturbation is where they get their bonus points at. Be warned: They like 'em YOUNG...so you better be ready to dress up like an Animation school boy/girl with a whip to keep 'em. XOXO
IT'S ALL ABOUT... MY FACE. BUT NOT REALLY...
Who I'd like to meet: "The people that will enrich my brain with knowledge, my heart with passion and my soul with laughter."
I am lucky to be surrounded by people that give my life that extra twist every day. Every single one of my friends and family members enlighten my life in their own unique way. I love the fact that I know people that make me laugh. It is a great thing to connect with a person that lets you into his or her life and allows you to form part of that experience. The more people I meet, the fuller and happier I feel. Loneliness creeps in sometimes and it's not something I could handle on a daily basis... so don't forget about me ! ! !
Holaz Mi Tono! k bueno de hoir de ti y k envidia k estas en cancun! ke chevera, tratare de ir para irnos de paranda! me da gusto k todo este bien contigo y nos veremos pronto, Besos!!!
NO WAY BITCH! I asked her if you were going and she said no, that she didnt know. I told her ok and not to say anything . AY NO que estuped i did tell hell not to say anything just in case. sonsa so knew it was gonna bea sorpre. ji ji ji ji ji ji ji pos this one....que te dijo?
