About me:
"MOTHERFUCK, I'M WATCHIN' CROCODILE DUNDEE YOU BEST HOP OFF MA DIC." - Jenson
ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS PICK UP THE PHONE AND JUST DIAL UP THIS NUMBER.
IT'S 1-800-IM-A-DICK-SUCKER-I-LOVE-TO-SUCK-A-DICK.
I'm the coolest person in the wourld. I'm convinced. So here I am. I'm a 17-year-old senior in Newark High School. I've lived in Newark-WackAss-Delaware all my life, and I can't wait to get out of here. I hate alot of things. I've had friends and I've lost friends. There are people, of course, who don't like me. I don't like them, either. I wear whore make-up, which looks good on me, thanks. I like piercings ; They're sexy, and I'm getting more. I'm a true Japan-ophile. My goal in life is to learn Japanese and teach Japanese children to speak English. I am in love. The word nigga is awesome, and I can get away with saying it cuz I'm half black. My best friends are Teresa and Andrew. I'm social and it's easy for me to make friends. I still watch cartoons, I know the first two generations of Pokemon, and I can't ride a bike. I'm indeed a 90's kid. I make people laugh because I act like an ass. I probably should care a little more about the opinions of others, but I don't, So there. "Your mom" is the best come-back in the wourld. Music is my life, and I mean that literally. I listen to Jrock, Rap and Industrial Techno [Wumpscut and CombiChrist make me happy]. I live on Gaia. Gaia is where it's @. I get paranoid alot. My mom and I are not friends, so you will hear me diss her often. I need to get my priorities straight before I run out of time ; I'm very disorganized for someone with serious OCD. Irony is funny, Nazi's turn me on. No lie.
Call me Aki. You should get to know me.
AND IF SOMEONE PICKS UP YOU CAN TALK ALL THE SHIT YOU WANT ABOUT ME.
JUST TYPE IN YOUR NUMBER BACK AND FOLLOW IT BY THE POUND KEY.
Who I'd like to meet:
So there's this girl named Sydney.
She just happens to be my girlfriend. Everything feels right when she's around [As right as things could get by my standards]. She's one of those people that I look to when I'm feeling like complete shit. I still look forward to 2 a'clock in the morning when I know she'll be left alone long enough to talk to me. I love her with everything I have, and that won't change any time soon. She loves me, and I couldn't ask for any more than that. The mere sound of her name makes me smile like an ugly person, and I don't mind. We're going to last. The distance, the fights, the parents and the hard times won't ever be enough to tear us from each other. All the others that I've been with before her are no comparison, and love never felt so good. Whenever I think about her, and I know she's not around I feel like crying my eyes out. I can't imagine myself or my life without her, and I don't think I even want to try. I love everything about her ; that gorgeous voice and her flawless face, the way she can make me blush just by saying something sweet. That totally amazing German accent that I can't get enough of, and the cute mousey way she sneezes. She's my big, mean Seme. She's done so much for me already ; helping me discover good qualities in myself that I forgot about, pushing me to do my best even though the lord knows I'm lazy, and helping me see my life in a whole different way. We're going to be together for the longest time, as long as she keeps that blind spot to my faults like she's been doing. We've already been through some shit, but like she's said, all relationships have their ups and downs. Sydney is the biggest inspiration in my life right now, and she owns me - Mind, body and soul. Because she said so, and I wouldn't go against what a crazy German chick says. I love her, and I trust her with my life... and that's how it's going to stay.