Garry Milne

thats a nice new photo you got there...

you havent changed a bit!!

when you gettin your arse to a decent city ... like... glasgow? :P

Thanks for the add from all of us at Sourpuss!

Heeey! HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Hows it going? Loved the text about the pony in a van! What a brilliant start to the new Year!! Mine wasnt bad, spent it in London and Ive had a pretty chilled out time. Was meant to be heading home to Glasgow this afternoon, but I stupidly missed my train!!! I thought it was at 2pm but it was at 1pm, and I didnt discover this until 1pm! lol. Im normally so prepared with a contingencey plan, and adding time onto my journey etc. I feel like such a fool!!! So, Ill probably be heading back home on Sunday now!

Have you started your self portrait yet? I havent but Ive got an idea or two. Id better get started, since Im not 100% sure if itll work or not.

I think it'll have to be in the new year....it'd be sooner if everyone showed up for work like they're supposed to (you know....it being part of the deal in the whole employment game). Lame!

Have the happiest of Christmases, Mr.
Scrooge!! Lots of love from America xxxxxxxxxx

alright goatboy..flying by to wish you all the best over thy crimbo season hope you have a kick ass time drink eat be merry and all that
all the best
xxx

ooo you painted a house?
i cant deal with non-living things too well, they're too intimidating unless i make them alive.. like the film Monster House :D
ive done one of my wee colour project paintings tonight, about to do a second, then i'll sleep.
3am though :(

i talked to leo when i was mwi this thursday (cause of the xmas dance afterparty, we were all at dales before it for a swally) and he wasnt drinking but he said it was fine and that it was his fault and that he was sorry a few times and it seemed fine so yaaay :)
would you like to experience the wonder of me and some of my friends mwi? we maade this video for Adam in Guyana, like a mwi happy xmas vid :D so you're meeting people tooo. Leo and Joe and Dale are kinda the main people in it who say more i guess, but you'll know who they are since i'll say their names :D
its me, then the guy with the rabbit hat is dale, then its galty, then andy and rosie, then the next one is robbie with the glasses and findlay next to him, then you'll know joee,, sitting at the computer is duncan, and the person who tries to give the camera a blowjob is davey :D
and the older people is elaine (dales awesome mum and her ex-now-boyfriend ryan).
fun intros!

http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=G6Qp0Tvd78k

yum!
honestly cant remember saying all the stuff... joe might seem a bit mean in that but hes not XD
enjoy :D


Joe got home the day of the afterparty there :)
but then it was gay cause we were trashed after that night so didnt do anything swally friday, then on saturday he came to mine and we watched IT Crowd :D
then i went to Biffy!
as you know :P
which was awesome, so fucking crushy though. i fell down twice during it,owwwyy. and there was a weird bit where a random guy had his head on my chest for like 30 seconds and i thought he'd passed out so i tapped his head and he actually grabbed my belly, so scary. so i freaked out and started telling him to fuck off and flailing haha.

I have escaped the cold so far, though quite a few folks I know have it so Im sure its heading my way!!

Im coming back to Fundee tomorrow until Xmas eve. Theres a possibility Im meeting Vicki for some festive lunch or drinks or drinks on Monday if you fancy it. Not 100% sure if its going ahead, but I can let you know if you like.

I survived the trek home ok, and I felt weirdly great the next day which is strange since I was drinking Vodka then Beer.
The photos turned out pretty well, Ive uploaded them
to my bebo here if you wanna have a wee lookie. I couldve sworn there were more being taken, but it mustve been my drunken imagination playing tricks on me!

I think Ill just do all my Xmas shopping early on Saturday morning before town gets busy and all the nutters and people who dont know how to conduct themselves in public descend into the city centre, I dont have that many people to buy for so it should be easy. Though I always get far too tempted by things I want to buy for myself!

Ive just been eating hot christmas chestnuts! Yumyum. Wish Id had some mulled wine to go with it. I think Ill make some when I get back to Fundee at the weekend.
That a mince pies! Yummo"!!

Watch it, Scotty. You're not far behind ;)

Lots of love xxxx

... after it theres an afterparty from 10-2 in some club in town so I'm going to see if i can get hammered like everyone and go along to that :D
should be able to, joes vice captain so i just guilttrip yaay.

aah, it was weird with leo, like after me pestering for ages he was just like, nothings wrong. and apparently he stopped talking to me and didnt want to talk to me cause i got annoying,BECAUSE i kept asking why he didnt want to talk to me.
which i wouldnt even have done had he said to me in the first place that we were fine.
so i guess its my fault, i just get para about shit and fuck it up , abaaa.
but its a bit better now.
i still wont talk to him for a bit anyway, not til i see him at least, which will probs be thursday at the earliest?
aaah.
this weekends been a bit shit anyway, not alot of folk have been out, and i miss joe so i actually spent saturday and sunday in my room in PJs, feeling just completely depressed and lethargic for like no reason. just could nott be bothered moving at all which is annoying cause i could've got shopping and work done.

gonna try and get some painting done tonight thoughh, annoying blue stuff.
oo, and tomorrow might go to dales at some point, might wrap ourselves up in fairylights and take pictures for the self-portrait, sound niice?
like i know it doesnt have to be xmassy but i like that ideaaa.
you started anything yet?

and haha, went into woolies in kirky today, big 50% off closing down sale signs and stuff.
my friend works there and when people started taking the piss about it closing a few weeks back he acttually went sick, like "FUCK YOU, 25000 people could lose their jobs you think thats funny? it might not even be closing. so go fuck yourselves." amusing :D

you ever seen American Teen?
think it was released this year, documentary (but sometimes just looks like juno) about 5-6 american high school teeens, so a bit hard to relate to but quite good, been compared with ..

oh also, i just finished watching the Mist, i can't remember if you said i should see that or not but woww..

i realy really loved it.
i'm amazed at how good it was actually, fuck!

xx

aww nice one :)
i got an A2, was so happy to see an A haha.same here about how strange it was, considering my game bender the night beforee..

Aww, I'd totally do Biffyman as well hahahaha:D
haha, thats weird they thought youu were gay, theres way gayer people in the class, come on, someone dressed up as a nurse.. :P
did everybody dress up?
i so wouldnt have worn the boa if i came..

aww, somehow i can imagine Rory poppin out with Napoleon Dynamite type moves haha. he still creeps me out a bit sometimes though..

sounds like fun though, i wouldve liked the mwi-ness and the dancing :)

and just cause you mentioned about how you didnt know how you got home cause of your ankle and being mwi, reminds me off a girl i know louise who at during one of the summer parties got soooo mwi that she completely KO-d and people had to take her home in a trolley hahaha.
gotta love mwi-ness.

i was pretty trashed this swally friday actually, surprised myself by managing a whole half bottle of voddy to myself :P
ran out of mixer and started to use mouthwash though haha, was veryy fucked.
but saturdays been dull, just been watching movies, Ghosttown then Elegy, and now the Mist which i'm liking :D

aaah the gig was good!
i had no swally but i ended up meeting up with some of the swally crew before hand at like 4-5 or something and we went to a pub and i got so trashed there. it wasnt even like a wee grotty one, it was like a highceiling, have dinner here, dress up type place, and all of us were just sitting in the middle of this room yelling, all these paintings on the wall i was like fuck offff, enough art! :p

but gig was loverly, rumours of a guy saying that he might sign them :O
exciting stuff.
got a bit annoyed cause joe "forgot" to give me some solid, skins and baccy for the weekend which wouldve been a nice substitute for swally but ah well. really miss him though :(

oh talked to leo tonight too..but i'll ramble more next timee.