Jack Shepherd

About me:

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In high school, we used to play this game called the Funny-Awesome Key Game. The two players would sit about five feet away from each other with their backs against opposite walls. Before the game, both participants would agree on a set of keys to use, preferably heavy ones with, like, a bottle opener or a Swiss Army Knife. The first player would throw his keys against the opposite wall to make them slide down onto his adversary's head. If you threw the keys really high, you would lose accuracy, but the impact would be all the more intense. Then the second player would get his turn, and so on, until Math class. The game was called the Funny-Awesome Key Game because it was both funny and awesome, and because it involved keys. My life is like the solo version of the Funny-Awesome Key Game with no keys and no Math class. I also have a cat.


Now I have a blog that's in video format!
It's called The Ex President. There is also some good, old-fashioned text in it, so people don't get too frightened by all the novelty.