Human Bean Juice
Human Bean Juice Circles are safe. But squares can kill.

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24 years old
Lansing, Kansas
United States



Last Login: 12/9/2009
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    Human Bean Juice's Interests
GeneralPolitics/current events, comics, literature, gonzo journalism, music, film, almost all forms of media, role playing games, casiocore, video games, satire, activism, fire (weeeee!!!), stick death, insane late night AM radio, pretty much anything that falls within the realms of geeky and elightened. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Music


Movies
Dr. Strangelove Shaun of the Dead Army of Darkness Grindhouse Kill Bill Boondock Saints Death Race 2000 Monty Python and the Holy Grail Battle Royale Team America: World Police Oldboy The Seven Samurai The Rocky Horror Picture Show Borat Ghost World Confessions of a Dangerous Mind American History X Momento Three Kings Head 25th Hour Walk the Line Ray Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters Tommy Bubba Ho-Tep Akira Bad Santa The Shining Robocop The Manchurian Candidate (The Original) A Clockwork Orange Reefer Madness 12 Monkeys Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Apocalypse Now American Psycho Super Troopers Donnie Darko Full Metal Jacket School of Rock Fight Club Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels Jackie Brown Interview with the Vampire Clerks From Dusk 'Till Dawn Snakes on a Plane Ed Wood Dog Soldiers Beetlejuice The Shawshank Redemption Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (the remake) Cowboy Bebop: Knockin' on Heaven's Door The Motorcycle Diaries Dog Day Afternoon The Crow South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie The Godfather: Parts I and II Serenity Reservoir Dogs Mystery Men SLC Punk Plan 9 from Outer Space Office Space Hero Dogma Sin City Trainspotting Slap Shot Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Pulp Fiction Blade Runner Death to Smoochy The Warriors Godzilla: King of All Monsters Wag the Dog The Usual Suspects The Big Lebowski Nightmare Before Christmas GamerZ
TelevisionThe Daily Show, The Colbert Report, South Park, most of [adult swim], Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, The Prisoner, The Young Ones, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Doctor Who, Dead Like Me, The Sopranos, Oz, Six Feet Under, Star Trek, The Twilight Zone, The Shield, Family Guy, The Simpsons
You scored as Dr Gaius Baltar. You have betrayed humanity, for a blonde. However you'd rather people learnt to just get past that. After all, you never meant wipe out the human race. Luckily you are cleverer than everyone else, so no one will ever know. Even though they look at you with suspicion behind their eyes.

Dr Gaius Baltar

81%

Tom Zarek

75%

Capt. Lee Adama (Apollo)

69%

Lt. Sharon Valerii (Boomer)

63%

President Laura Roslin

63%

Lt. Kara Thrace (Starbuck)

63%

CPO Galen Tyrol

63%

Number 6

63%

Col. Saul Tigh

56%

Commander William Adama

31%

What New Battlestar Galactica character are you?
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BooksThe Zombie Survival Guide
HeroesThe Goddamn Batman!
Groups: Mozilla FireFoxRocky Horror Picture Show FansSUBLIMEThe Unofficial "96.5 The Buzz" - Group Home.DUCK HUNT ROCKSNewgrounds Fan ClubMonty PythonFranz Kafka

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     Human Bean Juice's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:levinworf... um... I mean Leavenworth
Body type:5' 9" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Education:In college
Occupation:May I see your ticket?

   Human Bean Juice's Schools
University Of Kansas Main Campus
Lawrence, KS
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Journalism
Clubs: KU Filmworks, KUTV, Anime Club
 

2008 to Present
Kansas City Kansas Community College
Kansas City, KS
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Political Science
Clubs: Students for Global Peace
 

2004 to Present
Immaculata High School
Leavenworth, KS
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Drama dept., computer club, international club, forensics
 

2000 to 2004

   Human Bean Juice's Networking
Publishing - Writer - Other
Humor/satirical writing
Publishing - Art - Illustrator
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   Human Bean Juice's Companies
Verizon Wireless Amphitheater
Bonner Springs, KS US
Guest Services

The Uptown Theater
Kansas City, MO US
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About me:

Greetings and salutations all. My name is Chris and I live in a very tiny village built around a prison in Kansas. I have many hobbies and interests, including writing, drawing, and crafting jewelry of of industrial items.

I grew up in love with science fiction and comic books. I was always fascinated by super villians; how colorful they were, how one dimenstionally evil they almost always were, and how no matter what the good guys did to save the day, they were always back with another overly elaborate attempt to take over the world. It's no surprise that I am now studying political science in college.

Music is a something I adore. I love everything from Beethoven, to John Coltrane and Miles Davis, to The Beatles and The Stones, to old school punk, to Johnny Cash, to Wesley Willis. Which is why I can't stand MTV.

I loves me the cult cinema. If only a handful of people have heard of a movie, but those people can quote every word, I want to see this movie!

Television... I don't pretend to ignore it completely, but I'm just very selective about how I use it. It's just everytime I find a television program that I enjoy, it gets cancelled and replaced with a crappy reality show or sitcom. And while we're on this topic... if I'm ever caught watching the television program "Beauty & the Geek," put a bullet through the base of my skull. It won't be murder, for my soul will already be dead at that point.

I'm about 90% sure the government is tracking me. At least a little bit, like one agency. Maybe two. But I'm pretty sure there's at least one.

It's been said that I'm more of an intellectual than I let on. I've been told I'm crazy, but in a good way.

I quite like zombies. At least these zombies.
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Apr 29 2009 9:49 PM

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Mar 11 2009 11:21 PM

Well, get on aim once in a while, silly!
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Mar 11 2009 9:57 PM

We need to talk about the Watchmen movie. YEAHHHH.
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Feb 18 2009 2:24 AM

I saw the gamerz poster on your page and squealed like a little girl at an elvis concert.
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Dec 19 2008 2:59 AM

Haha! Thanks for humoring me and liking them!
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Dec 18 2008 5:50 AM

Look at who you're talking to ;)
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Dec 17 2008 7:36 PM

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, love!
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Dec 9 2008 8:12 AM

I can tell by your lack of comments, none of your other friends use myspace either. Except me. Cause I hart u most.
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Dec 2 2008 3:23 AM

No one commented you in all of november? :( Cut your hair, its as long as mine and I'm a girl. Not a lot, just a little.

..tease.
:D
sui caedere

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Oct 28 2008 8:28 PM

Where is this photo of you in pigtails and a corset?
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Oct 16 2008 12:40 AM

I see you lighting candles and playing soft music for this event..
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Oct 13 2008 9:48 PM

Add photos sans facial hair!
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Oct 7 2008 6:36 PM

Goodbye sweet facial hair, you'll be remembered as the fuzzy stuff that irritated my boobs when you fell into them drunkenly at any given time.
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Oct 3 2008 4:41 PM

Did you draw, mister?
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Oct 2 2008 12:23 AM

It was a good thing! <3 ILY.
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Oct 1 2008 1:02 AM

You wanted to read my journal? I just found an entry that had you in it. This was the best line out of the whole entry

"He sucks off my ego like a drunken sorority girl at a kegger. "

Apparently we met March 07.
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Sep 30 2008 11:42 PM

I dont even have that application anymore. its nice to know it never lets you actually leave.
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Sep 30 2008 10:19 PM

You lie.
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