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Waffles, Sky +, Foxtel iQ, tropical fish, samurai swords, pirates, curtains, lemons, speaking french, speaking german, alan carr, justin-lee collins, dara o'brian, frankie boyle, russel howard, mr. bean, tea, David Tennant, doing impressions, Richard Hammond as Braniac presenter, sending texts, prank calling Dominoes Pizza, pegs, play-doh, making people lose The Game, calling "tails" when asked heads or tails, rock paper scissors, day dreams, that "new" smell, dandelions, christmas presents, birthday presents, easter eggs, money in cards, those white fluffy things that float about sometimes and give you one wish, pot noodles, nostalgia, myspace, facebook, GMail, interesting shoes, good teeth, lip piercings, eyebrow piercings, cadbury's chocolate, fish and chips, watches, briefcases, friendly people on public transport, glasses of milk, really old music, making people laugh, clapping, cracking my knuckles, yawning, when the sky is dark blue, "FOUND" posters, picking up the phone and delving straight into a conversation because you know who it is, when people get the wrong number and call me, sore throat sweets, custard creams, dunking biscuits in tea, cookies, putting bread in the toaster so the bread is warm not cooked, pasta, spaghetti hoops, when people can't say words properly, sweet alcoholic beverages, the word beverages, replacing "cks" in a word with an "x" (e.g. snax"), that woman in McDonalds who we befriended just before FranKo but got in trouble from her manager ages ago at Underground, the Underground Bar (R.I.P), glowsticks, things that glow in the dark, things that rhyme, when kids say something they shouldn't as it's quite obvious they've just repeated something they've heard their parents say, giving up my seat for old people on the bus, giving people the wrong directions when they pull up in their car rather lost, monopoly, card tricks, politically incorrect jokes, horoscopes, superstitions, marbles, blank excercise books, strange names, blowing up balloons, popping them, talking after inhaling helium, taking photos, Karma, dictionaries, the "@" symbol, being able to text and type fast, big family gettogethers, massive headphones, watching Matilda on video when im ill like i have done all my life as it makes me feel better :), hair straightners, when people DON'T type in "chatspeak", wikipedia, developing photos the old fashioned way, the "pop test" which is when you add a metal to hydrochloric acid and collect the hydrogen in an upside test tube and then pass a splint over the bottom and it makes a popping sound, when people agree with me, winning an argument, recognizing people i haven't seen in ages, doodling, crimping, looking at people's old photographs, being included, dog's chasing their tails, KFC, showering, crowds, gigs, retro games, laughing, clouds, channel 4, English TV, innocent smoothies, pillows, stand up comedians, eating chocolate milkshake with a spoon, polystyrene, seeing your breath when it's cold, puns, good grammar, semi colons (;), funny sounding words, bubble wrap, DVD Deleted Scenes, chewing/bubble gum, flannels and towells, dressing gowns, slippers, glasses, wacky hair styles, hair dye, black and white photos, long car journeys, Primark, crackers, dreams, chocolate spread, steam, sugar, trees, McDonalds, snowmen, picnics, hugs, laughter, jeans, converse boots, interesting pencil cases, pets, books, libraries, restaurants, suits, Coca-Cola, Quentin Tarantino, funny quotes, chocolate, Xbox 360, seeing a perfect blanket of snow that isn't ruined by footprints, cereal at midnight, Sony Playstation, Apple iPhones, iPods, nicknames for inanimate objects, funny/ironic nicknames, MSN Messenger, Google, funny Spam Mail, recieving texts, taking the piss out of chain mail and the people who send them, photo frames, interesting bed spreads, collecting things, sticking stuff on my wall, writing things on my hand, johnny depp, oreos, the Olympics, English Patriotism, Disney Cartoons, tribal patterns, writing on things you shouldn't, euphoria, money, the smell of petrol, chasing pigeons, London, buses, taxis, people who are polite, foreign money, postcards, getting something in the post, nice smelling shampoos, the diverse amount of accents in England, breaking taboo, passing notes at school, conversations that last for ages, cooking, catchy advertising slogans, indian accents, swearing and cursing, feeling clean, not wearing socks, playing with sand, injokes that are still funny months later, the nokia ringtone, guitar picks, static electricity, candles, swimming, ice cream, debating, talking to people about books, leather sofas, scarfs, belts, fingerless gloves, flicking ink, jumping in puddles, pulling leaves off of trees, shouting, whispering, the sound of my heartbeat, sneezing more than twice in a row; i feel like its some sort of achievement, when hiccups go away, when people share with me, being trusted, quoting lines from movies or TV, ranting, being complimented, controversy, that sigh after you've laughed a lot, whistling, katie giving me a piggyback, the sound of oyster cards on the machines, opening envelopes, old fashioned handwriting, calligraphy pens, feeling warm in bed when it's cold outside, guitar hero, memories, old newspaper snippets, teachers who can take a joke, clear skin & more. :)



Katie

IT'S KETTLE'S TIME TO SHINE xD
Once upon a time..
a Mummy Toaster and a Daddy Toaster loved each other very much and so they had a Baby Toaster called Lewis. Then one day, Mummy and Daddy Toaster became friends with Mummy Kettle and Daddy Kettle at a "How to look after your new Baby Kitchen Appliances Club". So then Mummy Toaster and Mummy Kettle arranged play dates for Baby Toaster Lewis and Baby Kettle Katie. Baby Toaster and Baby Kettle got on very well immediatley and ended up bestest of friends. When they argued they tried to be friends with the Microwave and the Oven to get at the other one, but they never found it worked as well so they always ended up back together. They were friends for ages happily shuffling along the floor in Homebase. Then one day.. Some evil humans came to the shop and decided to buy Toaster and take him away to their house in Austrailia. Kettle was very upset and cried for ages. She missed Toaster so much. She tried to make friends with the Cutlery Gang. They didn't like her 'cause she wasn't spooney enough. So she tried to make friends with the Oven and the Microwave. They were okay but she didn't feel like she fitted in. Finally, Kettle found friends with a load of mugs. She was happier although despite having her new mug friends, it just wasn't the same and Kettle wanted her Toaster back very much because it just wasnt the same without him. When Kettle and Toaster were older, their evil human owners didn't want them anymore and they wanted new shiny kettles and toasters. So Kettle and Toaster got donated back to Homebase. They were so happy when they saw eachother and hugged for ages with big smiles on their faces. Then they lived in homebase together happily ever after.
THE END <3

Kettle just thought she'd pop by to say.. I miss you so much my sexy friend :( I miss rolling around the floor with you pissing ourselves laughing then you laughing even harder cause of my squeeky laugh. I miss being able to run to you in floods of tears and you standing there saying 'dont worry kettle, hes a dick' and pouring me a glass of water.. and drinking it yourself. I miss being able to sit and scoff food with you and liam.. and getting threatened by random people in cars for sitting in the middle of a car park. I miss being able to straighten your 'hidden evil curls' hahaha. I miss 'katie, lewis, jam days'. I miss being able to sit on msn every day / night to you for hours on end talking the biggest amount of shit to eachother. I miss watching dodgey films with you (timber falls haha). On the films note, I miss us sitting there quoting 'finding nemo' and 'mean girls' to eachother, then pissing ourselves at it even though we've seen the films 20 times already and KNOW the jokes. I MISS SITTING IN YOUR WARDROBE/CUPBOARD. I miss you coming up to me asking for a bite of whatever i was eating and then taking some MASSIVE bite, or just walking off with whatever i had. etc. etc. i think you get the point that I miss alot of things about me and you lewis. and i want you to come home. its not even optional its an order. its just not right me and you being so far apart. i actually like. DIED. when you walked away at the airport. it hurt sooo much. so i bought ben&jerrys ice cream. xD you are amazing lewis. i am actually proud to know you, i am just so glad to have someone as special as you in my life. you mean so much to me and you've made me cry more than any other boy has LOL. (unless adams beaten that, not sure). Lewis, you are my twin (as we're so alike xD), my toaster (im your kettle), my best friend (always), my brother(forever) they are all permanent btw, sorry but you're stuck with me till our grannie-days, when we walk along the pier at BLACKPOOL (cause its awesome there) and talk about something old people talk about like how pretty the shit coloured sea is, and how the youth these days are terrible. I wouldn't change you for the world. i love you so fucking much. <3

Lindsay

Yo (H), You is HACKED! ;D;D
Lewis I love you, you sexy beast :D You're honestly one of the most amazing people I know. You mean the world to me and I couldnt imagine you not being my best friend. We've become so close and I wish we were like this when you were still here (Im making this sound like you've died or something lolz). We have some amazing conversations and I can trust you with my life tbh, which is hard for me (: I miss you so much, can't wait until you visit <3 I love how I never have to think twice about telling you anything and everything, its like so amazing (L) You really are my best friend, I love you so much, your actually like a brother to me and I wouldn't go against you for anyone.
YUMMY LOVES DRUMMY FOREVER(L)

Just thought I'd drop by again and say your absolutly amazing (: You make me smile with most things you say, the way you ramble on about anything and i'll find it interesting :D haha. Lewis, you is a muppet (H) But your a fricken' awesome one. Come back home soon please? D: We're so alike in some ways (; Hahaha. Our interesting conversations always cheer me up. Speak soon! (Btw, theres guna be so much wrote on here, cause im guna update my writing like once a week xD LAAV YOOO.

WAHEEEY.
Hacked again ehh? :P
Yeah, dont think i'd let you get away without me updating you with my mushy shit. Lewis i love you so much. I have to keep updating cause you just get more and more amazing. I know we haven't been friends long but i can say i trust you with me life :) I'd do anything for you. i couldnt actually ask for a better friend and tbh, i wouldnt replace you with anyone. I hear adieu, hellelujah and i think of you. You are THE lewis, THE best ever and i just love everything about you :) even when we're chatting and you fack off playing your new xbox :) I love laughing to you when i get dumped, and your reaction being o.o;; =/ -hugs- (: you make me smile so much. just our talks about life, and how shit it can be. I just wanted to let you know that you ARE amazing. I cant wait untill you come home. we get our little flat like we promised. its guna be so cool =] watching T.V and looking at *cough* people and being like WOAAHHH<3 tbh, im always guna love you drummy (: your my best friend, my brother, my drummy. Tbh, I love you, your amazing, words cant describe what you mean to me, I know I can count on you lewis, and I dont say that often. I feel priveleged that you trust me, and tell me as much as you do. I just want you to know that i'd never betray you, a promise is a promise, and a promise to my best friend is even more important. I love our serious chats, I love our hilarious chats but most of all I just love talking to you, knowing that your guna sit and listen ot my shit and help me as much as you can, just knowing that someone so amazing is there for me. I trust you with my life, I've never trusted anyone like I trust you. I cant put how much I love you into words tbh. You are the best friend anyone could ask for. Y'know im always guna be here for you, im always guna listen to you bragging on about how you want to strangle your dog and how myspace hates me xD ahaha. We are guna live together in a little flat (dont blame me if I burn it down im so clumsy xD) and we're just guna be cooler then everyone else cause its lindsay and lewis (H) Haha :D. Well, I must dash :) Though i'd express my lovingness(L). I LOVE LEWIS. <3