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mark twain once said “write what you know about…” and for me that narrows it down. i don’t know much, but what i do know about, i’m well versed in. jimmy buffett is my hero. don’t get me wrong i’d love to meet jesus, mother teresa, bono, you know, the basic saints, but jimmy buffett is my hero.
i also love football, namely the miami dolphins, and the ohio state buckeyes. once, a lifetime ago, i enjoyed baseball and basketball, now i despise them both.
i also love music, all kinds, but my tastes change as often as my underwear (which is daily). aside from jimmy buffett, i love bob marley, bruce cockburn, steve goodman, death cab for cutie, jack johnson, ben harper, ben folds, the postal service, kenny chesney, caedmon’s call and the counting crows, just to mention a few.
movies. movies such as bad boys one & two, love actually, star wars (the original trilogy), the godfather, and daniel craig as james bond. i’ve never seen pulp fiction, reservoir dogs, or goodfellas in it’s entirety. i am one of the few that enjoyed talladega nights. i don’t watch tv, except for thursday nights at 8:30 when michael scott and co. entertain in the office. i am one of the few that i know of that enjoyed the bbc version of the show more than the american version.
books. books such as my number one favorite, following the equator, by mark twain, islands in the stream, by hemingway, treasure island, by stevenson, followed by the complete collections of carl hiaasen, tom corcoran, david sedaris, and jimmy buffett. i’m also a fan of the poetry of don blanding.
i am in my late twenties, but feel i’ve lived enough to be fifty. i’ve been in the military, it’s not glamorous. it’s actually suicidally depressing. i have a beautiful wife named jenefer and a beautiful little girl named lily grace. the other love of our life is our cute beagle named lola, after the jimmy buffett song frank and lola. i love being on the ocean but i am terrified of swimming in it. i love the feeling of hot sand between my toes, i hate shoes. i wish that the government would do more to preserve the everglades and the coastal coral reefs along with the arctic shelves… i think that everyone needs to watch al gore’s an inconvenient truth. and in a nut shell, that is me.
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HEY LUKE AND FAMILY, IT WAS SO NICE TO SEE YOU OVER THE WEEKEND, TONS OF FUN! WELL WE ALL NEED TO GET TOGETHER MORE OFTEN. WELL DESPITE THE REASONS FOR SAT, IT WAS SO WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU AND MEET YOUR LOVELY WIFE. TAKE CARE.
How is O-H-I-O? I love living in South Carolina and being called a damn yankee! Congrats on a baby girl, mine will be five months on the 30th. Babies are so amazing!
Hey Jene!!! How have you been?! Jeremy and I were in Ohio visiting last week! His sister is due to have a baby in just over two weeks and I found out that Mary is her sister-in-law and pregnant as well!!!! CRAZY :-)
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WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to
"how big is my behind?"
I pray that th is man will love me to no end, And always be my very best
friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Following Maurice Clarett's Wednesday morning arrest in Columbus the rumor mill caught fire when sources close to 3.81 Sports Reporter Scott Sanford claimed that Bengals Coach Marvin Lewis is looking to add the embattled former college standout to his roster. Lewis hopes that the possible addition of Clarett will bring some flavor to his already colorful team. "Well we have got gun charges, theft, drunken (boat) driving, substance abuse, spousal abuse, resisting arrest, and providing alcohol to minors, you throw in holdup at gunpoint and a little arson, (maybe even a murder) and you've got yourself a team with spunk." Lewis of course was referring to the following players: Guard Eric Steinbach, defensive end Frostee Rucker, linebacker A.J. Nicholson, defensive tackle Matthias Askew, middle linebacker Odell Thurman, and wide receiver Chris Henry who's rap sheet is almost as long as Clarett's.
Not since the Raiders of the '70's has the NFL seen a team with so much abandon. "When you've got 90 percent of your team in jail then half of them can't play" said John Madden when asked about the Bengals situation.
Clarett was recently offered a lucrative contract with a professional indoor football team in Youngstown but was holding out for a better deal. At the scene of Wednesday morning's incident Clarett said, "Well F- yea I like the sound of my f-ing name, and shit you know, I hadn't heard it on tv in like, what, a week, so I figured I get loaded and fill Uncle Rico's Hummer with guns and shit (and the ax) and go crazy. I felt like Rambo, or that dude from the G.I. Joe's, RoadBlock, " Clarett went on to say, "I'm just glad they didn't check up my a hole yo 'cause I filled one of them trojans with the white stuff and shoved it up there..."
Clarett was later charged with possession of Cocaine after police overheard his interview and commenced full body search.
In the past Clarett has been charged with filing a false police report, two counts of aggravated robbery, four counts of robbery and one count of carrying a concealed weapon, add to that police evasion, driving while intoxicated, driving with an open container, police endangering, and four more gun charges and you've got yourself a new Cincinnati Bengal.
Hi Luke...if by rachael u mean Mara lol I work with her I only know her by Mara so I am hoping that is who u are talking about I work with her I love her she is great...how do u know her?
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